Hi, hello. Oh my goodness, how's it going?
And here is my good friend Eve.
And my good friend...
Dr Trayaurus.
Me me me me me.
Me, over here, me!
And here's a guy who never listens to anyone, my evil twin, Evil Dan!
Ha ha, time to cheer fools! [LAUGHS].
[BOOING].
Why? Why are you booing me?
[BOOING].
Djaah.
Dan TDM to the stage, calling Dan TDM to the stage.
Ah, great show guys.
Yeah, I was totally amazing. You were all totally ok.
Oh Trayaurus, don't leave your stuff all over the floor.
Haw haw haw.
Guys, when you go on stage, everyone claps, when I go on they boo. Why?
Oh um...
Dunno.
Yeah, the audience loves us, who knows why.
Good taste?
I get love, a lot of love, a lot [OINKS].
Haw haw, haw haw haw, haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw.
Maybe if you lightened up a bit.
Lightened up?
A bit.
The only lightening up a bit I need is more spotlights pointed at my face.
My spectacular face.
[TUT/SIGH].
Mm don't worry about him, he'll be fine.
Yeah.
I will not be fine.
Wow. Djaah.
Ooo.
Yeah, I did feel a little bit sorry for Evil Dan.
I actually felt sorry for him.
Nothing? Nothing at all?
For Evil Dan?
[LAUGHS].
I should be the star of the show; I just need something powerful enough to prove it.
The blue diamond of infinite power.
Well I hope Evil Dan isn't too upset.
Upset? [LAUGHS].
Denton?
No. Don't give him that, it's too powerful.
No!
[HOWLING].
What?
No!
[LAUGHS].
[EXPLOSION].
Ellie? Darcie? What have you done?
Now I can be the star of the show, they'll clap for me too.
What show? Half the cast are bits of paper.
It's fine, I'll do a dance number.
No, these are my friends, all my best friends.
Not all your best friends.
All my best friends and they've been turned into greetings cards.
Dan, it's ok we just need to get them drawn back to life.
You think?
Well that's how they got here.
Yeah, I'm gonna need some help from the animators
who drew my friends in the first place.
Ok, I'll stay here and work on being a star.
I'll stay here and make sure this one doesn't cause any more trouble.
The next morning, I left the theatre.
The walk to the animators was long, I felt like singing...
So I did.
I, I walk alone...
You alright mate?
I don't...
You cracking up?
Feel like shout outs...
You're Dan TDM ain't ya?
My friends are cardboard cut outs...
Honestly mate, I'll give you a lift.
I walk alone.
Hop in.
Eve? What you doing?
Nothing. [SIGHS] Sorry, I'm just trying out some new science.
I can blow up this balloon using sugar and yeast.
Eve?
What?
Why does everyone hate me?
Everyone doesn't hate you Evil Dan, I like you.
Really?
Really.
Dan, good to see you again.
Hi.
What can I do for you?
So you remember those awesome animations you did of my friends?
Yes, I do.
Well...
Ah, what happened?
Well there was err Evil Dan, err Denton and a blue diamond.
Right, err let's see if we can get them moving again.
Yeah.
Great Evil Dan.
Really? You really think that was great?
Sure.
Wow ok. Well listen to this.
Evil Dan, do you think you could stop playing?
How about some line dancing?
Great.
Let's start with the pugs.
Ok.
Hey that's it, they're back.
Shame you can't draw us Dan.
Yeah, but you couldn't draw a conclusion.
Or maybe, perhaps...
Oh feel the burn.
Oh yeah, they're back.
Now Dr Trayaurus?
Yep.
Err bigger eyebrow.
Perfect.
Haw.
And now Mr Pig?
Yeah.
[OINKS].
Cool.
You know Dan, seeing as we're here, I'd love to be a bit taller.
Oh and I could be slimmer, no? Help a pig out?
Take a little off the old-
Guys? You look great, I love you as you are.
Haw.
More hair?
Come on Dan, please?
What do you think?
Err, I guess, what's the harm?
Wow, so tall.
Haw.
Look at me, I'm so thin.
Mm...
They don't look right.
No err guys this isn't gonna work.
We'll have to change you back.
Haw.
I'm not gonna be short again.
Guys, come back!
Oh guys, it's what's on the inside that counts!
You know Eve, I've never had so much fun.
I can't keep doing this.
No Eve, you're my best friend
we're gonna do this forever!
Evil Dan, do you wanna know why everybody boos you?
Yes.
Because you only think about yourself.
Maybe if you thought about other people.
Other people?
And you could start by saying sorry for erasing everybody.
Sorry?
And you could let me stop Irish dancing.
Oh right.
[SCREAMING]
Ellie, Darcie, what are you doing?
Just trying to hang out.
But you're frightening everyone.
[SCREAMS].
Is it our fault if they can't handle our massive scale?
We need you back in the show, you're not gonna fit in the theatre.
Their loss, we're fine on our own.
But what about belly rubs? And walks and paw massages?
He had us at belly rubs.
Well it is nice being loved.
Ah great. Let's get back to the animators. Wait, is that Trayaurus?
Trayaurus, you look like, oh no...
Haw.
It's most of those letters.
Haw haw.
Look, we need you back to your old self and up on stage.
Haw.
What? But no one's gonna take you seriously like that.
Haw. Haw haw, haw.
We're running out of time.
What are you doing?
I can't stop thinking about food.
I was really hungry.
Mr Pig, maybe you shouldn't be quite so thin
come on lets get to the animators.
Absolutely [OINKS].
Ok let's turn these guys back and fast.
Sure.
Actually, I have one small request.
And here with a little bit of help from an animator is my evil twin, Evil Dan!
[LAUGHS].
Everyone, I'm sorry.
[LAUGHS].
At least they're not booing.
If there's one thing we've learned
it's that money isn't everything.
Err...
Sorry it's, it's, it's what?
Err...
Be true to yourself because everyone else is taken.
If they weren't taken then you could be them but would you just be like them
and then would you really be you or would they really still be them but with you inside?
Mm, I'm Mr Pig and I play the harmonica.