Hey guys SMG4 here!
If you haven't heard already, we're going on a tour in AMERICA! (Holy!)
Come to my live show where you the audience will be helping me make an SMG4 Episode! (cool my guy)
AThe Dates and Times of the Show are RIGHT here! :D
Link in da Description to get Tickets! Thanks guys see you in America!
Glitchy Boy...
and...
Wait for it...
NEW SMG4 Intro! (Nani?)
[Are story begins in a fancy-ass resturant...]
*Crowd humble and bumble'*
*The Dong Shiver in'* [When a certain big monkey awaits for some ass.] 8D
*Tick Tock*
[In comes Jevees, The talking fork waiter...]
[In other words, a rejected Pokemon.]
*Orderly pushing of da chair*
Adjusting that fork boi (:
*Old Man Laugh*
Ooooooi!
*Gorilla Talk* (Turly the most exotic language)
Keeh? fork language is just complicated.....
Mmmm?
MONEY! MOTHERFECKER!
OOOHH, BANANAA!!
.....
Oooi! Ooo
[He then asked the guest to leave the restaurant in a polite manner...]
Frick Off! (Calm down mate Andrew: why should i.)
Jeeves Laughter
Ya hoo!
Hooh.. Hu hu
Pauline is in da house! (expanded dong level: Ova (9000!)
Hallejuh!
Hallelujah! Holy Shit!!
*Jerking of the dong*
More Jeever Shenanigans (Jeeves Shut Up!)
Woohoo!
D.K slams his, fingers...?
Pauline Talkin'
[Mental god-damn breakdown!]
More Pauline Talkin'
[The 'I wanna shit so hard' face engaged!]
{Mathematical Hell!}
Jeevers: *talking*
D.K is Dying from the Inside.. ( Hello Darkness My old Friend)
O.K!
Pauline Talking V.2 Electric Boogaloo
HELL YEAH!
[When DK's worse nightmare shows his ugly-ass Italian face...]
HA HA!
*Italian language thingy* :V
STINKY
hmm?
Hey where did everybody go
Weird talking V2
Pauling talking
*le gorilla grunt*
(DK's Mind) WHAT?!
Lalala humhum humm
La La LA
Woho ho Hey D.K
(Sr Pelo gasp)
GET THAT MOFO
Hebe, Jevees: Hmm?
K? YAHAA
Italian language*
(It's Italics, boi]
Mamma mia...
HE BOUT TO GET WOOPED!
Hmm?
Ahh!
HAHAHAHAHA! AHHHH!
K????
ORHHH KEERAAAAA
oh no
MMMMMMM MAMAF***KER
Ohhhhhh...
Ora Ora.
NOOOOOOO!
NO! NOOO! NOOOOO!
[*cries in Spanish*]
*Italian gibberish*
Nooooo!
Mamma mia!
K?
OOOH YEEE
[Not happening!]
*look at all that mess* Come here fishy, fishy! Here, fishy, fishy!
(mouning and grunting)
*Supa Saiyan RAGGGGGGGE!*
Mayo: Boing!
[Mario uses Zａ Wａｒｕｄｏ]
Oh, Yea! Oh, Yea!
[Screaming and Singing]
Let's za go!
[DK has every right to lose his shit right about now.]
ITS FIGHTIN!!!
Hmmm.. NO!! *Italian gibberish*
GET THE F**K DOWN FROM THERE!!
how bout u succ mario's
PINGAS!!
Oh no...
scared*
oh shoot
[Top Ten Moments Before Disaster]
oh sheet...
(grunting)
(So...Much....Rage!!)
hey stinky! are u ok?
fine yeah sure....
sanity level: -3
sanity level: -9
sanity level: about to rage
sanity level: over -9000!!
Rebel 1, Action!
[Beautiful]
so calm is int it?
the dong is shocked 🤗
(grunting)
DK: BARFING*
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!!?! >:v
the dong tryn to apologize...
WHIPE!!
(oohh)
plump thats not the word id use....
umm ya think?
drope
moooo??
hay.
haha!
mario diging for gold!!
gluting?
okie dokie! :D
well it's close to that
*Sign* mamma mia...
gg keine
the dong once again shocked
La la la hm hm hm hm hmm
*pauline language*
gg kein
no
*Italian gibberish*
ahhh cr*p!!
I forgot about that
[*grrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnt*]
U CAN DOIT!!!
[Actual intense struggle]
hehehe
[MARIO GOES SUPER SAIYAN AS D.K. FUIRIOUSLY BITE HIS NAILS AS HE CHATTERS HIS TEETH IN FEAR]
[*pop*] I got it!
whoo.
okie dokie!! :D
(gibberish)
din ve jims!
*Pauline language*
two SHIT (fat man gibberish)
*jeeves language*
ITS PRONONCED LE CRAP!!!!
yes!
iWOW
okiedokie
fork language*
*more fork language*
*MORE fork language*
yeah.....
*laughing*
drunk language*
*Le dance*
SO SWEG!!
*pauline language*
the dong i feal u...
more swag*
0.o
SHIT!!
mamamia!! doh i got it!!
The f**k
no you're the OPPOSITE of that
hears a ur shet! ENJOY :D
TADA YOU DONE F*CK UP NOW
WHAT IS THIS >:V
mario is doomed*
O.O
*squished*
OoOOooh,
very scar y
more italian language*
RAGING
OOF
stuff is going DOWWNN O.O
hoo
keeeeee
*fork language*
jeeves i feal ya...
U WOT
Come BACK I STILL LOVE YOU
*italian gibberish* no one wants your shit talk mario
I LIVE!!!
*Fork language thingy*
a wild fork appears between pauline :v
*Pauline language*
oooiii
HAHA
LOL
Candle:check
BIG ASS CHIKEN:check
red wine:check
Steve's piano song: 💯]
ok :D
*More pauline language*
Dong size: Over 9000000
yes YES! [A fucking Nintendo Ape gets on more dates than me wtf]
*italian gibberish*
yeah!
*more fork language*
0h bOY Bob4-chAn, I'm sO h4pPy U D3cIdeD 7o c0mE to d1nNeR toNi7E!!!!111oneone!!
Hello!
It's a-me Mario!
Ha-ha!
0h hElL y3Ah, tH1z wAIt3r l00kz dEC3n7!
THiz f4NcY d1nN3R iS g0nNa b3 gRe4T!!!
Thanks for watching everybody! Captions by WilsonPerez3, Travis Punnett, JakeJesmond [thats me] and many more! Watch yesterday's video on SMG4 because he's gonna go on a tour! And go get the tickets!
Also please subscribe to SMG4! And watch last week's video on SMG4!
Well guys, that's the end for another SMG4 video! I'll catch you up in the next one!
Peace out! :D