[grunts] Boxing, go punch yourself in the face.
MMA, why don't you cauliflower you own ear because,
right now, there's a brutal new combat sport taking over.
And it's called ultimate pillow fight.
Ow.
Someone get me some ice.
When you think of pillows, you may think of those party
scenes in movies, which I've totally been invited to tons
of these types of parties.
Or maybe you think of this guy.
Well, [bleep] off, Lindell because there's
a new pillow guy in town.
And he's turning it lethal.
I'm so excited to be here with the creator of the pillow
fighting championship.
Can you please tell me what makes this pillow
fighting so exciting?
Do you smother people when they're down?
Are there bricks in the pillows?
Do you put razors in it?
No, it's just a pillow.
So it's literally just fighting with a pillow?
Yeah, a fluffy pillow.
With our special pillows.
Were you lying in bed one night on your pillow
and thinking, you know what?
I could kick someone's ass with this.
It was actually and my brother's idea.
We were going to start an MMA club.
And he said, I think MMA's saturated.
He said, why don't you do pillow fighting?
He was 100% right.
So why would this be appealing to anybody?
Some people don't like violence.
They don't want to see all the blood,
but they still want to see a good competition.
The human damage is part of sports.
There's no violence and damage around this.
There's a little damage.
I'm not scared of pillow fights.
I used to practice making out with pillows as a kid.
I hope Steve has a backup plan because I can't
imagine any athletes lining up to play
a sport that isn't a sport.
Who's your current pillow fighting champion?
Yuri Villefort.
Yuri Vil--
I will beat the shit out of your champion.
I will prove to you that this isn't a sport.
Done.
RONNY CHIENG: I wouldn't even need
to take steroids for this.
I couldn't wait to meet the prepubescent incel loser
dominating in pillows.
[grunting]
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry. Sorry to disturb you.
This was the pillow champ?
Did you fail at the other martial arts?
Is that why you're pillow fighting?
No, I'm a middleweight champion in jujitsu.
RONNY CHIENG: Turns out Yuri Villefort is a pro MMA fighter
and a second degree black belt in Brazilian jujitsu
who has won multiple tournaments.
So it begs the question, why are you doing this?
I think pillow fight is going to be
bigger than any martial arts.
Anybody can win. - So it's easy.
It's not easy.
I'm saying anyone can win.
So doesn't that mean it's easy?
But it's not easy. You're going to get tired.
And you got to-- got to work to win.
All right, fine.
So how do you even win in pillow fighting?
So it's all about the headshots, right?
So if I throw the pillow like this, it's one point.
If I hit it like this, it's two points.
But now if I hit it and you lose your balance, putting
your hand or putting your knee on the floor,
that's three points.
And do you get minus 10 points for even pillow
fighting because it's stupid?
It's easy to make fun of pillow fighting,
but you actually need a lot of skill, training,
footwork because you're going to fight.
You don't need training to do this.
There's no training in this.
It's pillow fighting.
Where's this weapon?
Where's this deadly weapon that you're using?
[laughs] Your pillow is pink.
It's a pink-- ow!
What the [bleep]?
Ow Ow.
[bleep] hell, Yuri. Stop.
So if you still think this is dumb,
how about we set up a fight tonight?
- Fine. - Fine?
Fine.
[screams]
Yuri said he'd kill me in the ring,
so he was going to get me to fight one of his
students instead.
Maybe I do need some training.
Luckily, I know someone who is a pillow expert.
[snoring]
[phone dings]
[music playing]
Come on.
My grandma pedal better than this, and she died in 1995.
Are you ready?
No, it's raining outside. Why do we have--
We train in the rain so people know you're serious.
Fish. - Ow.
- Ducky. - Golf ball.
Ow.
Why are you throwing all this shit at me?
I'm clearing out my garage.
Two birds, one stone.
Apple. - Oh.
This is the moment.
I don't know about this one, man.
Come on, man, straighten up.
Inside that room, there's some of the most OG
pillow fighters in the game.
You beat them, you'll be ready for the championship tonight.
Made me proud.
[music playing]
[girls screaming]
(SINGING) 'Cause we were built like a champion.
Champion, champion.
Give me some more.
Hit this doll.
Beaver.
Again.
[music playing]
(SINGING) Yeah, come on.
We were built like a champion.
Go ahead now.
Get gone.
You ain't seen nothing.
We were built like a champion.
That's my little pillow fighter.
Ready to take on it.
Ooh, hot dogs.
RONNY CHIENG (VOICEOVER): It was the longest montage
of my life, but I was ready to get in the ring
and flop him up.
[music playing]
What the hell?
Is this parkour or pillow fighting?
Scoring is one point clean shot to the head, two points
for a 360 with a clean shot to the head,
and three points for a knockdown.
You can only strike with the pillow
and there's no blocking above the head.
What do you mean no blocking above the head?
The whole thing is he's aiming for my head.
What am I supposed to do? - [growls]
Move.
All right, go back to your corner.
[bell dings]
[music playing]
And fight.
[music playing]
RONNY CHIENG (VOICEOVER): I didn't
know I was fighting the Bruce Lee of PFC. Ow, is that legal?
Is that legal?
[music playing]
REFEREE: One, two.
I heard you.
REFEREE: Three.
Four.
[music playing]
RONNY CHIENG (VOICEOVER): I can't
believe I was getting my ass kicked by packaged feathers.
I'm going to have PTSD every time I go to bed.
But then I remembered something Roy said.
Duck.
[music playing]
[music fades out]
REFEREE: And the winner by knockout, Leo Capoeira.
RONNY CHIENG (VOICEOVER): Maybe I was
wrong about pillow fighting.
My broken body is saying this is very much a sport.
But as Rocky Balboa said, if I can change and you can
change, everybody--