- No, I gotta go! - Where are you?
- Oh! - Oh, we're so close!
- Yes! - Yes, yes!
- It's literally giving me the rays of light over here,
and part of me is trying to hold onto that.
- (React) Today, we're doing a Try Not To Fail:
Drunk Goggles Challenge.
- Oh, oh, this is really, this is not it!
- (React) Here's a little warm up. Do you know the game Slides?
- Slides? - Game Slides?
- (React) Yeah. - What does that mean?
- What does that mean?
- One, two, boom, boom.
(hands clapping)
- Ah, ah, ah, ah. (Martine laughs)
- I'm behaving like a drunk person. - Ah, ah, ah, ah.
- One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four!
- (both) Back, front, back, front!
- Ah, we got it right! - (React) Oh, woah!
- Woah! - We did it, did we win?
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- No, don't throw anything!
- Oh, they hit the mic!
- (React) If you drop it three times, you're out.
- Oh! - So we're doing this together.
- (React) You're doing it together, yeah, yeah.
- Teamwork! - Okay.
- I'm gonna try to like granny toss it.
(Jair laughs)
Oh, okay, again! - (React) Ooh!
- Higher's better!
- (React) Three, four, oh! (buzzer)
Oh, couldn't even get to four!
Four! - Okay, okay, okay.
- Stress level at 1,000.
- (React) Five! - Oh! (laughs)
- (React) Now, now one handed.
- One handed, okay. - Oh, that's not fair!
- (React) Seven. (buzzer)
Ooh.
- Oh, dude, I feel like Fruit Ninja just now.
- (React) Oh! - Oh, that was a good toss!
- Nice!
- Oh! (laughs) - Oops!
- (React) Oh! Dropped it!
Now you have to switch to your weaker hand.
- Oh no! (both laugh)
Oh, okay, ready, go. - (React) Eight.
Two.
- I don't know how far away from you are, so I don't know to...
- (React) Three.
- Oh! (buzzer)
♪ (sad piano music) ♪
(both laugh)
- Oh, on the face, on the face! - Oh my face, baby!
Yeah! (laughs) That's right!
(buzzer)
- (React) Oh!
- (Benison) Oh, oh, am I going too hard?
- I don't know if I could one hand catch this
even without the goggles on. - We'll get 'em next time.
- So you know?
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) The next game now, you have to do,
is you have to keep the balloon up in the air for 30 seconds.
- Okay.
- (React) Three, two, one, go.
- Whee, oh, too high.
- (React) One. - No, no, no, no!
- Oh golly. Oh, it's getting away from me.
- (React) So Martine, what's your strategy going to be?
- My strategy is to try and keep it as close to my face as possible.
- Did you play volleyball growing up?
- A little bit. - Oh, I can see that.
- Huh, stay close to me!
How am I doing?
- ♪ Now that we're 15 seconds in ♪
- (React) Oh! (both laugh)
- You're still connecting somehow.
- (React) 30 seconds!
- Wow! - Yeah!
- 30 seconds, go! - (React) Go!
(Jair laughs)
30 seconds started.
- Noah, good luck to you!
- Oh no, it's so far! (buzzer)
- (Jair) There's something else on the ground.
It's a screw! - Ah!
(buzzer)
(both laugh) - Chaos!
- (laughs) Okay, also, I have exceptionally long arms,
so I'm literally just like... - (React) And time!
- Wow! - (React) On time!
- Even when I'm drunk,
I don't think I've fallen out of a chair like that.
- No!
- Okay, that balloon one, whatever, I'll let that one go.
I'll be better at the other ones.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
This is amazing. - This is tough, this is tough.
- I am... - This is tough without beer goggles.
- Yeah!
- Where are you, oh God.
- There we go, get it done, get it done!
- No, it's gonna fall.
- I can't tell, I can't... - Oh my God.
- I feel like this is like if you're on verge of blackout,
and I try to like, you know, if I was a person who drank,
like occasionally maybe brownout, but I don't think...
Wow, that was really impressive!
(Chris laughs)
♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
- Oh, are you kidding me? (Jair laughs)
- This is a problem. This is a problem everybody.
This is a problem, we have a problem. Houston, we have a problem.
- I think he's going. - Oh no, nope, nope!
- Woah!
- Oh! - Oh!
(Noah sighs)
- Here's what I think.
If I can speed place it on top, maybe the counterbalance...
- (React) Okay, three, two, one. Speed top!
- Oh! - Aww!
I actually think you had it without the balancing situation.
- Bro, I'm so pissed! - I'm busy!
- I had that! - I'm busy!
- I had that! - Busy!
- I'm a big loser today. - No you're not!
- I'm a big old loser. - No you're not.
We got a lot more games. - I'm a big drunk loser!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) And the game is whoever can throw
the popcorn in the air and into their mouth,
and not only one, you have to do three.
- I can't do that without glasses either!
- Yes, I know!
- I'm not that coordinated!
♪ (playful music) ♪
(Martine laughs)
(Noah laughs)
- What the...
- Hey! - (React) Noah's one.
Noah's one. - Oh!
- (React) Oh, Jair's one!
Yes, Chris has got one!
- (Benison) Ooh, I see. - Ooh!
- (React) Izzy got one!
- I see it, and I'm like oh... (Martine screams)
- (React) Yeah, I'll give you one, Martine one.
- No!
- Ooh! - (React) Izzy got two!
- What!?
- (React) Yes, oh no! - Oh no, it fell out!
- Oh, come on! (Martine screams)
- (React) That's her second one!
- Mine fell out too!
- (React) Yes! One more left for both of you.
- Pfft. (laughs)
- Ah! - (React) Izzy got three!
- Oh my God!
- Ha! - (React) Yep, Martine, the winner!
Woo! - No!
- (React) Close, close. Jair for the win!
- ♪ That's what I'm talking about ♪
- (React) And Noah just got his as well!
- Aw, she got it first! - (React) She got it first.
- Wow, well played. - Oh my God!
- Well played.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Okay, we're getting it done. - (React) Yeah, you can do it?
- Oh, I can do it,
I feel like one of those dogs in the competitions.
- Okay. - (React) Here we go!
- I'm gonna need club music.
- I'm so thirsty right now!
- ♪ Bom bom bom, chh ♪ ♪ Bom bom, chh ♪
♪ Bom bom bom ♪
- (Jair) Oh yeah!
- How many are left? I see so many more cans!
- (Jair) Keep on marching legs! - There's so many cans!
- No, we're just vibing. - Get it, get it, get it.
- Feeling ourselves. - Get it, get it, get it.
Oh my gosh, I'm so thirsty, if I don't get my drink real soon,
I'm gonna leave this clurb.
- (Jair) Perfect. - Oh, can we go back through?
- (React) No, but well done. - No?
- (React) Congratulations Noah! - Oh, we did it!
- (Jair) Smashed it! - We did it!
- Dude! ♪ Bom bom bom, bah bah ♪
You made it, you made it! - (both) Yo!
- I'm not happy about this.
♪ Hmm hmm ♪
- You can do it! - Oh my God.
- You can do it!
- Excuse me, ma'am! - I don't know.
I don't, are you a can? Ah!
- Ah! - I'm sorry, sir!
- You just kicked that person. You just stepped on that person!
- I'm so sorry, ma'am.
- Baby steps, baby steps! Watch your foot, there you go!
- (React) That is a failure for Martine!
- No! (laughs) (buzzer)
- (React) You killed someone.
- No! - Killed them!?
Oh my God!
- ♪ I like to move it, move it ♪
- (React) And now, walk back in a straight line.
- Okay.
- You got it, you're here.
- Oh my God, you guys have no idea how hard this is.
- (React) Congratulations!
- Yeah! - Let's go!
- (React) Now you both get points!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
You've got five goes.
- Five shots? - (React) Yep, the furthest...
- I'll see what I can do.
- (React) The furthest row away from you is three points.
The second tier is two points,
and the one closest to you is one point.
- Oof.
- Just do your best. - I can't even tell you where it is.
- Just do your best. - Here we go.
- (React) Oh! - Do a little bit of this.
- Alright.
(Jair gasps)
- Izzy's not gonna even make it!
- (React) Oh, three points! - What!?
- A little bit of that.
(gasps) - (React) Oh!
- What is happening?
- (React) Oh! (Martine screams)
Oh! - Stop that!
- This is a great start.
(laughs) I'm a little concerned.
(React laughs)
- Oh! Dude, wow, you made two.
- (React) Five! - Do do do do do!
- Too far! Too far!
- You were saying you weren't good at geometry,
and that's necessary here. - I'm not!
- (React) Oh! - Okay.
- (React) If it helps, you're overthrowing it.
- You are overthrowing, yeah.
- (React) Oh! - Oh, wait,
that actually was really close!
- (React) Oh! - Yeah! (laughs)
- Like how... (buzzer)
That was very close.
- (React) Oh! - But it's right there!
- I can't put one single ball in the freakin' cup, man?
Huh!?
Are you kidding me right now?
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- I currently see two dartboards.
I'm not sure which one to throw it at.
(Jair laughs)
I'm gonna try to even them.
- (React) Go!
- Ooh, oh! - (React) Okay.
- You got 20! You got nothing.
- I got something!
- (React) Oh!
- Ooh!
Ooh! (air horns blaring)
- What's it say?
- Yeah!
Slay!
- Go, oh!
- Wah, wah!
- Let's get it, Izzy!
Oh, look out! - (React) Oh!
- (Benison) Oh my goodness!
- (React) Oh, what did she get? - What happened?
- Good job, good job. - Oh, I did that.
- 27!
- I'm learning things about myself that I didn't wanna know.
- Oh no. - No, no, no, no!
It's okay, it's okay.
- Oh man!
- (React) 14! - What, 14!
Miss.
- (Jair) Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh, very close. - (React) Ooh, 10!
- Ha, ha, ha!
(air horns blaring) - Oh!
Ooh, I am scared of you, that's 7!
- (React) Ah, Benison, then I'm giving you a chance
to win extra points. - Let's go!
- You are killing these.
- One dart, one chance. - Right!
- (React) One dart, once chance! - I'm so scared. (laughs)
- (React) What are you going for? - I'm going 20, man.
- (React) 20, yeah? - Right, okay.
- (React) Oh! - No!
- Yeah, you stupid...
- (React) Oh! (buzzer)
- Did I hit it?
- (React) No! (both laugh)
- Oh! - (React) Oh!
- What happened? - So close!
- (React) 25, so close! - Oh no!
- So close! (laughs)
- (React) So close!
What's the one thing they say you shouldn't do while you're drunk?
- (both) Drive.
- Don't drink and drive! - Don't drink and drive!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Am I moving?
- (React) Oh, no press X. - Oh, there we go, there we go.
- (React) Now you're moving. - There we go.
- I see colors, I see the world tilting.
- Wait, where... - What the actual...
- Which direction is it? Oh, there it is, there it is,
there it is, now I know where we're going.
Now I know where we are.
- Oh, there's a drift button! - Drift!
- (React) There is a drift button. - I forgot about the drift button!
- I'm drifting!
- (React) Martine, you're going the wrong direction.
- Am I going backwards? (laughs) - Yeah, you're going the wrong way.
- That sounds about right.
- Anything. - Here we, what the, here we,
what the... - I can't see.
- (React) What do you see is the learnings of,
you know, driving while drunk?
- Well, you shouldn't do it, kids, first off.
You should always have your eyes on the road,
both hands on the wheel.
- I think I'm going the wrong way now.
Now I'm off-roading. - Okay, now I go up.
- I'm fully off-roading at this point.
- Oh! - Oh, I won!
- I... (laughs) - (React) Noah!
- I'm going too early. - You're seeing stuff right now?
- No, I feel it, with rumble and everything.
- (React) Wow, Izzy. - What, huh?
- (React) What position did you come?
(Izzy laughs)
- Woo!
- (React) Noah, you came second!
- Second place, that's better than I do at normal Mario Kart!
- (React) You're telling me you're a better driver drunk?
- I am not admitting that. Not in real life.
- (React) At Wii...
- I've never driven drunk in real life,
but in Mario Kart? - (React) Yeah.
- Maybe.
- Dude, I couldn't see a thing.
- ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm ♪ ♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) Ready?
Three, two, one, go!
- Sorry. (Jair laughs)
- (React) You can't hold on to anything, Jair.
- We're holding on to each other.
- (React) Nope, no, let go. - Why?
- (React) Let go, Jair. - Noah!
♪ If I was a boy ♪
- Oh no, what's happening? There's movement back there!
- ♪ Even just for a day ♪ - Oh!
- Ah! My leg is burning!
- (React) Squat, squat! Squat!
(Jair screams) (buzzer)
Again, Jair is the loser! - Yeah! (laughs)
(Jair laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) Benison, unfortunately, you did only get one point.
(Benison laughs)
And with the winner, with 11 points.
- What!? - (React) Is Izzy!
(crowd cheers)
Chris! (Martine laughs)
- Thank you! - Congrats, Chris!
- Thank you!
- (React) Izzy, your prize!
(Izzy laughs) - Are you kidding me?
You get a prize!? - Hell yeah!
- Aww, this is a beer guzzling hat! You know these?
- Aww. - I'm gonna be like Homer Simpson!
- Aww, stop it!
- I am gonna use this the second I get home.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Come on, let's not.
- (React) This is the best fixer elixir that you'll find.
It's a wonderful fixer elixir to cure your hangover.
- Mmm, mm-mm!
- Since when do we have punishments on this one?
- (React) This is the perfect hangover cure!
- On this channel, huh?
- Oh my God! What a champion!
Wow!
- Ugh, is it Funyuns?
- Oh, what is it!? It's like strawberry onions!
What are you... - (laughs) Strawberry onions?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
You don't even taste it! You don't feel it.
It's like it's not even there, what happened, period.
- Agh!
- Ugh.
- Yeah, at this point, just like... I don't know,
take an Advil and just deal with it. - Mm, mm!
- Why would you go through this? - Mm!
- (both) Don't drink and drive! - Bro!
Dude, just don't, man. Spend a night, dude.
- Just take Uber, just spend the night,
don't risk your life and others!
- Facts, more facts.
- You'll either be taken, or you'll be taken by guilt.