It's time for...FOOD ADVENTURE PROGRAM FOR AWESOME PEOPLE!!! :DDD
The Crazy Korean Pizza Edition :3
[Fapfap Music :3]
Okay, I want to adjust my statement on the word 'crazy' here
Because Korea has a very different style of pizza than what we're used to back home in Canada
It doesn't mean that it's not good.
We always talk about how Taco Bell
Isn't Mexican food, but it's still delicious!
It's still delicious!
Korean pizza, in many ways, at times, isn't necessarily....pizza-ish, but it's still good!
Yeah, Korea absolutely has things like pepperoni pizza
Like average, one or two topping pizzas
BUT WHY NOT TRY
The NEW innovations in pizza technology that Korea has to offer?
Let's order two different crazy pizzas and see if they're actually good
Or if we're going to take a risk and waste all our money.
Na na na na na na na~!
Okay, so, I think we're going to order two different kinds of pizza
So we're going to order from Pizza Hut because
Pizza Hut's back in Canada and the States.
Ooh~
Look at this one
It's got like...weird...star-edge stuff
And you can get them stuffed with things
Oh my god, cranberry...cream cheese?
Okay Simon, there's two kinds
So there's this one which is like
WHAT THE HELL?
I know.
Okay, so this one has little pockets
Why does that one look like a belly button?
It's filled with, like, white sweater lint?
A pus-filled belly button.
AWW (Translation: SIMON, THAT'S GROSS D:<)
Okay, I want the star one, not the...
Pus-filled belly button?
Yeah...
But the belly button can be filled with, uh....
No, because with the star one, you can pick it off
Okay, so we'll get this one from Pizza Hut
This is the cheese opera
[M]Cheddar cheese [S]Yeah, let's get that one
Smoky gouda
Ooh, is that cranberry and applesauce on my pizza?
I am so ready for cranberry and applesauce on my pizza!
Okay, so we'll get this one
And then we're going to get Mr. Pizza
What is that, is that like a shrimp boat? 0-0
What are the crusts for this one?
Gold-uu~
So gold in Korea doesn't mean high-quality
It means that it's made from sweet potatoes ._.
Cream cheese...so cream cheese, no...
Original, cheese cap, egg tart...
Egg tart?
Egg tart???
What?
Uh, cream cheese mocha bun...
CREAM CHEESE MOCHA BUN!!! /(^u^)/
Let's do a cream cheese mocha bun! :D
Who votes for this is a bad idea?
[Put yo hands up, put yo hands up, put put put put put]
I feel like usually we torment Leigh with food
We're like, "Answer this question!"
And she's like, "Nope!"
>:3
Uhh!
Na na na na na na naa~
Is this a regular sized pizza?
Yes
That's a regular?
Regular...regular what?
This is...regular child?
Somebody please tell me
By what right
Is this considered a regular pizza?
Do you see how tiny this is?
Wow...
This is a thirty dollar pizza!
And it's probably two slices worth!
I can go downstairs and get a slice of pizza THIS BIG
FOR THREE BUCKS. >:(
Okay, this was twenty-six dollars and fifty cents
And this one is twenty-eight dollars and ninety cents.
These are the TINIEST regular pizzas I've ever seen in my life
But the difference is that Korean pizza
Has an entire meal jammed onto one slice
So, let's get some shots of this glorious pizza first.
Time for some sexy food porn shots~ ^.~
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
THESE ARE NOT LIKE THE PICTURES!!!
WHAT IS THIS...
THERE'S LIKE THIS MUCH PIZZA!!!
This thing right here. Thirty bucks.
Okay, we're going to try the Mr. Pizza, um, mocha bun and cream cheese seafood orgy.
I'd like to mention
It was seafood ISLAND, thank you very much? >:(
Okay, sorry (not sorry :) )
Alright, let's do this.
Here we go
This could be really good
That's not bad!
Yeah, not bad at all!
Mm!
Mm~
One bite in, I would order this again
What is that, condensed milk...
I have no idea
Here we go...
What was it?
...really sweet.....
What is that....?
OH MY GOD
It's like a citrus..
[M]It tastes like you took lemonade [S] Tastes like orange Crush [M] and you boiled it down into a syup
And then you covered it on top of this shrimp
This is something interesting about Korean pizza
Let's see if we can get a closer look at this
I've noticed that the way they put pizzas together in Korea
They tend to put stuff underneath the cheese layer
Maybe not even a tomato sauce base
And they'll jam mushrooms and pepperoni or something
And then they put cheese on top of that
And then they put MORE stuff on top of that cheese
I'm ready for my cream cheese mocha bun crust
(SMELL~)
This smells just like one of those mocha buns
This is exactly mocha bun
With, like, a burnt sugar on top?
Oh, there's stuff oozing out of my crust!
It's cream cheese
Why would they do that?
Because... it's AMERICAN >:D
[...huh?...]
This is SO sweet
This is dessert!
LEIGH! :D
[S]I feel so bad that we don't feed you [M]But we never feed her... [S] Regularly in these videos
What's one plus one?
Fourteeeeen... >n<
Ooookaay, that's a good answer~
You got it~<3
You got it missy, vroom vroom vroom!
*sounds of Leigh dying*
Aw, yeah
Ooh, mm~
MERRFGHELSDUGENR T.T
Ohh, yeah
How's that gorgeousness right there?
Tears of plenty ^~^
SOOZEEE~~~
Nope, she's not answering your call!
Okay, so verdict on the first pizza
It's pretty good up until the crust
Up until the crust
No no no, up until the shrimp
Because the seafood up until the shrimp is actually quite good
Let's try this bastardization of a pizza now
What you're supposed to do with this, I'm pretty sure,
You're supposed to pop off the crust and then...
Do what with it? Dip it?
Eat it, I don't know...
What is this?
This is a slice of regular pizza, do you see how small this is?
This doesn't even fill my hand >:(
Time for the...cheese opera...
I hit a gooey piece of meat, did you?
That's some chewy, undercooked meat right there
It got up to your mouth and you just couldn't do it xP
T___T
OH, there's so much saliva!
Did you hit a pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet?
I DID!!!
Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza?...
Okay, time for the crust
This might be one of the worst things I've actually willingly eaten in Korea.
There's RAISINS.
There's a [BAAA]ing raisin in my pizza.
Raisins aren't good in cookies
WHO IN THE SH [BAAAA] T WOULD PUT IT ON A PIZZA?
But here's what I don't understand
Pineapple
This kind of weird blobby ham
RAISINS
SPINACH
What is that orange stuff?!?
And then why put cinnamon cream cheese here???
Like, why do these come together???
:D
Pizza Hut, you need to have a talk >:(
With your company
Come to Korea, rein in your company
Slap them all *SLAPS*
Because they're going out of control
And I think Leigh definitely wants a bite of that. :)
Does she ever? :D
Ohhhhhhhhh, what did I ever do to you?
We're gonna give her some of this cheese on top of that
The last one, the last cheese tasted like sour milk :'(
Hey, Leigh, what word has a vowel in it?
Puppy...
PUPPY!!! :DD
There you go, no no no you gotta all-in...
No no no, what's this half-bite business?
All of it!
You didn't even get the raisin part
NO >:(
I'm sad
OH, THAT'S AWFUL.
Isn't that awful?
This is...
This is awful!
The worst pizza I've had in my entire life
Pizza Hut
You m....
I'm gonna burp
Or vomit
I'm not sure
Just a burp
Dear Pizza Hut,
You sometimes make good pizzas!
Your pepperoni pizza is quite nice!
THIS RIGHT HERE
IS THE WORST PIZZA I HAVE HAD
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
And this is even including that time that I was desperate in elementary school
And I put ketchup on burnt toast and a processed cheese slice on top of that
THAT was still better than whatever the hell this is
This is a travesty to pizza,
This is one of the worst things I've ever eaten in Korea
This should never be called pizza.
This is the worst pizza I've ever had in my entire life.
Put it down...put it down...
It's gonna(KILL US ALL)...just put it down.
So that's it for this week's...Food Adventure Program For Awesome People...
We're feeling quite sad right now.
I would like to mention that even though Korea tends to have strange pizza
A lot of their pizza is quite good
It doesn't really taste like pizza to me from back home, but it's good
This is an example of NOT GOOD pizza.
We try to be adventurous, we try the newest, and we failed miserably today
If you guys want to see us enjoy more horrible pizzas
Let us know in the comment section below, but...
I don't want to... ;w;
:'D