A CANDIDATE IN TOLEDO IS MAKING MIKE HUCKABEE AND RICK
SANTORUM LIKE THE MOST REASONABLE CHRISTIAN
CANDIDATES FOR PUBLIC OFFICE IN AMERICA'S HISTORY.
HERE IS A SHORT SEGMENT.
NO, I TRIED TO GET DETAILS ON YOUR PLAN.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLAN BECAUSE YOU ARE UNABLE TO.
I SEE, I CAME BACK.
THIS WORD WILL REBUKE YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GOD IS GOING TO DO.
I DON'T EITHER.
NONE OF US KNOW.
BUT YOU ARE COMING UP AGAINST THE WORKS OF THE LORD.
YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTING IT.
YOU ARE DOING RETALIATION ON ME.
I AM NOT.
DO YOU KNOW THAT IN YOUR GOOD BOOK IT SAYS THAT IF YOU
DON'T GET ELECTED MAYOR, IF YOU DON'T GET TO SEE NOVEMBER,
THAT YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET.
IT'S IN THE BOOK, YOU CAN LOOK IT UP.
WELL, RIGHT NOW ñ
RIGHT NOW YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET.
YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET ELECTED BEFORE AND YOU HAVEN'T.
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE CALLED ME A FALSE PROPHET
TO MY FACE, I WON'T WIPE THE DUST, THE VERY DUST OF MY
FEET OFF AGAINST YOU.
THAT'S WHAT JESUS TOLD THE APOSTLES TO DO.
WHATEVER GOD DOES, THE PEOPLE WILL SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT.
FAIR ENOUGH.
I REBUKE YOU AND I CURSE THE EVIL SPIRIT WITHIN YOU
THAT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO DESTROY ME THIS MORNING
ñ I SPEAK IN TONGUES AGAINST YOU.
YOU ARE AN EVIL MAN.
THAT IS GOD SPEAKING AGAINST YOU.
KUMBAYA.
OKAY, I THINK WE ARE DONE.
THE LORD SHALL COME FORTH.
OKAY.
HE IS COMING FORTH.
DID YOU WIPE THE DIRT OFF ENOUGH?
OR DO NEED TO WIPE AGAIN?
I AM GOING TO LEAVE.
YES, PLEASE LEAVE OUT THIS DOOR.
WOW.
THAT WAS SO ENTERTAINING.
I LOVE THAT.
CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN?
I FEEL LIKE IT TAKES SOME SKILL TO DO THAT.
SPEAKING IN TONGUES?
YES.
I WONDER IF THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU DO IT, YOU ARE NERVOUS THAT
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GENERATE SUFFICIENT RANDOM NONSENSE?
SHE KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE PEOPLE WHO SING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM AND WANT TO GET CUTESY WITH IT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU ARE SAYING SHE WENT INTO THE WRONG CAREER FIELD?
MAYBE.
SHE MIGHT BE A REALLY GREAT NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGER.
THIS GUY HAS RUN FIVE TIMES FOR MAYOR.
SHE BLAMES RIGGED ELECTIONS FOR LACK OF SUCCESS.
THAT IS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT HAS AFFECTED HER DIRECTLY.
THAT LADY GOT 400 VOTES?
THAT IS ACTUALLY SCARY.
OKAY.
SOMEBODY LIKES HER. 400 PEOPLE LIKE HER ACTUALLY.
THAT IS A CREEPY IMAGE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
SHE IS SORT OF LIKE PEERING ABOVE THE CHAIR.
MARGARET, YOU WILL NOT PROSPER.
YOU WILL NOT PROSPER.
I'M GOING TO WRITE THAT LANGUAGE DOWN.
I'M GOING TO START USING THAT.
THIS IS FUN AND GAMES OBVIOUSLY, BUT IT IS ALSO SERIOUS.
OPAL COLBY IS NOT GOING TO BECOME MAYOR OF TOLEDO.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT.
BUT SHE IS OUT THERE, AND PEOPLE LIKE HER ARE OUT THERE.
400 PEOPLE VOTED FOR SOMEONE WHO IS DEMONSTRABLY INSANE.
IF I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OF MILITARY SERVICE, I WOULD
THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE TO LOOK THAT CRAZY.
I WILL DELIVER A PERFORMANCE LIKE THAT.
WE ARE PRIMED TO LIKE THESE SORTS OF PEOPLE.
WE HAVE MIKE HUCKABEE AND RICK SANTORUM WHO RIGHT NOW ARE
DOING VERY WELL IN THE GOP PRIMARY.
RICK SANTORUM WON IOWA.
PEOPLE SPEAKING IN TONGUES AND MAKING INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT
METAPHYSICAL LAWS THAT GOVERN, WE ACTUALLY KIND OF WANT
THAT IN GOVERNMENT.
THAT IS SCARY AND THAT IS WHAT SHE REPRESENTS.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER?
I DO WANT TO PROSPER.
I MIGHT VOTE FOR HER IF I LIVED IN TOLEDO JUST FOR
THE PURE ENTERTAINMENT.
YOU COULD JUST TURN ON THE LOCAL ACCESS CHANNEL AND WATCH OPAL.