Griffin: You guys have to whisper. Millie's sleeping.
Geoff and Gavin: Okay.
Griffin: Go.
*Gavin fumbles over his words*
*Indistinct*
Gavin: I bought...
Gavin: I bought some strong mints.
Gavin: Geoff's gonna...
Gavin: OW!
Gavin: Geoff's gonna hit me with vodka, and then eat them.
Griffin: See, these are some triple X mints.
Gavin: These are the strongest looking mints I could see in the shop.
Geoff: Hey, what's up world America.
Geoff: Gavin has challenged me to eat two packets of mints at once.
Geoff: Alright. We've gotta be quiet because it's late at night.
Geoff: So, let's see them.
Geoff: Oh, my God, that's so many mints.
Gavin: This is Pack 1.
Griffin: It's all blurred out.
Griffin: Come, get in here closer.
Griffin: Show me, let me see these mints.
Gavin: Okay, so this is...
Gavin: ...that's one.
Griffin: Okay.
Gavin: So, I'm gonna supply you with these mints.
Geoff: Okay.
Griffin: How many mints are in each package?
*Gavin counts*
Gavin: Sixteen mints.
Griffin: So...
Griffin: Thirty-two?
Gavin: Thirty-two mints.
Geoff and Gavin: Alright.
Gavin: Okay, you get into the light.
Gavin: You get in the light.
Geoff: I'll go to the light.
Gavin: Can you see his face?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Geoff: It's my face.
Gavin: Alright, lets do this with, like, a tube at a time.
Gavin: Ready?
Gavin: Alright, let's break it up.
Gavin: Ready?
Gavin: And they go in.
*Indistinct laughter*
Griffin: Hey, can you lift your hand, Gavin?
Gavin: Get these last two in.
Gavin: Alright, we're half way there.
*Geoff grunting and laughing*
Gavin: I can't open this pack.
Griffin: We should have pre-opened.
Griffin: Bad planning.
Gavin: Here goes.
*Indistinct*
Griffin: Can you even get...
Griffin: Can you close your mouth at this point? At all?
Griffin: Oh, you can do it.
Griffin: Stop being a baby.
Gavin: Make some room.
Gavin: Consolidate.
Gavin: Into the cheeks.
Geoff: Hold on, wait.
Geoff: I gotta take a drink.
Geoff: No, let me take a drink.
*Indistinct*
*Coughs*
Griffin: Did that make it better?
Geoff: Uh uh. Uh uh.
Gavin: Right, almost there.
Gavin: There's only ten left.
*Geoff coughs*
Gavin: Get in the corner.
Gavin: Alright, let's get these in.
Gavin: Let me get these in.
Gavin: We're, like, seven away.
Griffin: Don't choke.
Griffin: Be safe.
Griffin: Let me see.
*Indistinct*
Gavin: You've got to get rid of them.
Gavin: You've got to swallow them.
Griffin: This is not the best you've ever looked.
Griffin: Do you have any moisture in your...
Griffin: ...like, did they just absorb all the moisture?
Griffin: Is there any way to dissolve them?
Geoff: I don't know.
*Indistinct*
Gavin: Now, how long will it take to get rid of them?
Geoff: I'll wait.
*Spits out mints*
*Mints fall out*
*Spits out mints*
Geoff: That was terrible, dude. It was terrible.
Gavin: Did you see the string of saliva?
Geoff: Oh, it was so bad.
Geoff: It was like...ugh...
Geoff: It was like when I ate, drank, ate all that gum.
Geoff: Oh, dude.
Geoff: It's like...
Geoff: It's like my mouth fucked a big mint cock.
Geoff: It was really bad.