- vegan or not - vegan let's talk about
that
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good mythical morning now we're no
strangers to eating meat products we are
meat lovers and we've been even eatin
all types of crazy meats on this show in
the past even yesterday you invented a
s'more that was entirely meat it was a
Smith but today we are flipping the meat
script entirely and if you look on the
other side oh look it's vegan white
right oh the meat script says vegan on
the other side we live in the Year 2015
which means that there is a substitute a
vegan substitute for every meat that you
could enjoy and now a lot of people say
yeah but it tastes horrible and you can
definitely tell the difference well
we're gonna try to find out how good we
are at telling the difference but we're
gonna make it a little bit difficult by
blindfolding ourselves is an extreme
vegan taste test
why are you honest are you ready to play
hey is that vegan or meat man okay so
we're blindfolded so we can't just look
and tell because I do think that it is
pretty easy to tell just by looking but
we're gonna go one step further because
you typically don't eat these things by
themselves right but then in something
else so they're all gonna be
incorporated into some kind of dish that
we will be feeling and then eating and
then guessing either and what their two
choices are right vegan when you got a
we got to hold up the V sign or me meat
which is a man a meat meat man a man or
me man and listen whoever loses because
they are gonna keep score has to endure
the punishment which is drinking a
mixture of all of these together in a
blended smoothie form yeah all right
let's get ready for our round one
oh okay I feel a plate these are fish
tacos oh there's a tortilla I've never
heard of a vegan alternative to fish
yeah yeah you have fishing it definitely
smells pretty typical hmm this is good
now there's something that I don't like
I think it's a tomato y'all tryin to
mess with me throwing a tomato in
something but I'm overlook that cuz I'm
trying to see if does it cheating if I'm
dissecting it yeah really
you just got to bite it man you can't be
like I'm not does I think I was thinking
about dice I can't like pull it apart
with your hands yeah I wouldn't do that
okay
new dancer three two one eat fish so
yeah I'm saying that's definitely yes
that's a real fish that's my F you're
both incorrect right these are vegan
fish tacos know what I got to look at
this is that possible
I even cheated and I got it wrong oh you
dissected it that's against the rules
from now on route 2 okay these are
turkey sandwiches but I only have one
yeah I think I have one
I've had many turkey sandwiches in my
life and I mean many that's like mini
like little ones I've had a lot of
targets and witches in my life right I'm
going crustless because I don't want
that to the free market my ability
you're gonna crust ascertain that seems
like cheating so I'm doing it - I'm not
dissecting though all right I'm about to
bite go for it mmm that's good not even
hungry y'all put tomato on this - did
you gosh I don't like no tomato
I really have the sample jar that's two
strikes if you give me tomato and number
three man yeah yeah turkeys confusing
sometimes you can make anything in
Turkey man I know it's to be so easy for
this to not be real but like I can go in
an alleyway and scrape up some stuff
turning it into a turkey I feel like but
it does take convincing I just dissect
to the inside my mouth is that teeny no
that's called eating okay good all right
guys need an answer
oh man - one real Turkey I'm saying real
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you both are correct yeah all right yeah
my faith in meat is restore oh look at
that it is meat three crackers and
salami crackers in salami I like both of
those things now is this a meat cracker
yeah are we judging the cracker hood the
salami
all right here we go now salami is
nothing but a congealed suppressed log
of meat and other stuff what my nose is
a better indicator than anything else
mmm listen this tastes like something
that's uh that's been on forehooves
for okay Wow you went with the hooves
huh yeah every time I eat salami I think
about the hooves
I could I could enjoy this all right
guys I'm gonna need an answer
all right I got your area right here -
one the V V nope I'm saying salami I'm
saying that was look at that pink stuff
ma'am no you can't fake a good salami
but it just wasn't it wasn't as greasy
as I wanted it to be oh really
you and your domains sandwiches Oh
chicken sandwich chicken sandwich oh and
a few of those this is like a
sesame-seed bun' action oh this is like
a cafeteria like it's an elementary
school middle school some chicken
hanging off I smell some lettuce I don't
smell tomato so that's good I don't
smell chicken is that a sign I've had a
lot of bad chicken in my life I really
have it just could be bad chicken right
it's easy to do bad I mean you can do
bad chicken so unintentionally people
don't realize doing chickens hard to do
if you just like do it
complacently you'll end up with whatever
this is right right what bad chicken is
just right one degree off of a good
chicken
this is Blue Spring elementary cafeteria
chicken grade chicken okay I need an
answer in three two one
v
I'm going with the real I couldn't spell
see but I finally got enough there it is
vegan
yeah man changed yeah look at that
now I've never been to a vegan
restaurant but I assume that they're all
blindfolded because that's really the
only way I'm seeing to like make this
viable no it's not bad blindfolded
because that's it elementary school kids
will be a minute round five is anybody's
game
these are BLT sandwiches hold on
now there's a T in that there is a T
sorry about that link so you can I
remove the tomato no part of the
experience man I found a little panel of
begging edge okay here we go
you eat sandwiches in a different way
when you're trying to guess whether or
not the ingredients are fake or not like
I'm eating sandwiches like this I'm like
dunno not teeth into it I would hate to
think that a pig had died for this oh I
feel like it it's like needy you
isolated it how'd you do that I just
like donkey lifted new me you know how
like a donkey or like uses lips like get
you donkey lift us in like a pig oh no
let me go here donkeys a reach out grabs
nose been using their lips like another
appendage hang our dog my mom saw a
doggy what yeah they sold some of them
but they had all types of donkeys and
you gave them sandwiches they'll eat
whatever you put in front of their lips
grab it with your lips oh don't you let
that stuff okay I feel like I know
all right need an answer in three two
one
Vikki guys this was a bit of a trick
because it's not vegan it's turkey bacon
so it's technically a meat oh come on no
this is a bit of a trick oh no trick I
told you a pig I'd not die for that I
knew from that after Donkey lip in this
thing that this was freaking me Roz six
all right guys this is jerky oh okay
whew it's syrupy holy moly what's wrong
with this Oh what y'all did this is
called I can't get it it smells sweet I
can't I can't do it I can't get in to
see donkey lip it a little sleep does it
smell nice smells fruity yo but all that
chocolatey yeah they've really done it
really engineered something here this is
fruit imma but I'm gonna track this
person down who invented this and kiss
him did you say if it's fruit yeah I
think it's fruit this is what i if I if
I had to eat you in a survival situation
this is what I imagine your flesh would
taste like oh nice and sweet and
humorous humorous okay okay all right
guys here we go in three two one
v jerky Wow it's vegan turn what yes hey
it's an engineering marvel man this is
amazing guys do you know what it is it's
a ten this is Satan this stuff will give
you gas that'll like propel you round
seven two more rounds there each Frankin
rounds where we have potentially meat or
fake meat two items and you get one who
I reach one all right bring it in all
right so it's one item with two things
this is a breakfast sausage and cheese
sandwich you're guessing the sausage and
the cheese oh this cheese can be vegan
as well okay it smells good that donkey
lip thing you might need a patent that
because it's so effective for like
teasing if something's hot was like oh
yeah of course it was probably a little
rude to do that at the table so don't
donkey up on a first date here we go I'm
getting there bandage over here yeah
why didn't you not like this my mouth
profused is working overtime the cheese
is it's not a piece it's more of a it's
not a piece of cheese I'll tell you that
right now it's not a slice of cheese I
dog a little bit long enough to tell you
this cheese another piece like I don't
want to I don't want to keep eating this
but I
know what it is I need to come up with a
second technique to follow up donkey
lipping yeah what do you what complete
what do you call that frog popping frog
living that's frog lip in rhyme popping
sounds like a frog lip okay okay I think
I'm right so I need a sausage answer
mm-hmm
three two one vegan of E okay and I need
the cheese answer three two one the
double V yeah that's a nice D stuff
you're both corrected oh yeah sausage
and vegan cheese yeah you can get it on
that way uh we agree cuz that was some
bad stuff yeah all bad
rowdy all right so I'm one down there's
two points at stake here so it's
anybody's game and then the loser has to
down the punished meat but if we tie we
both got it down to punish me we bring
it in there's no way we can both get out
of it all right guys these are chili
dogs
so you're guessing the dog and the chili
are the two parts your guess what and
it's it's big holy mushy bun that's
that's who she run first ABS that's my
favorite kind of music
have you heard a messy bun genre yeah
it's so good okay oh gosh what is that
I'm just gagged oh gosh Oh was it not
dog whoa oh gosh oh gosh I'm so afraid
right now hmm it's definitely the dog
that's nasty cuz oh gosh I ate a little
bit of that chili first now it's like
what it's good and then I died all those
are oh my gosh oh gosh did you get it
down is it my cheek I'm chipmunking that
meat too that's all I'm gonna do that's
all I'm ever gonna do so spicy it's not
the consistency of a dog in any way I'm
not sure that it's vegan or meat I think
it might be Cara fide is toxic right
right like it's something that you do
tests on this is like practical joke
territory is chemical is in chemical
territory oh this is like a cleaner yeah
I'm gonna need a chili answer in three
two one
meat
the chili is the is V oh really in a dog
answer in three two one I'm gonna go out
on a limb I'm going with the meat I'm
saying me too even though some weird is
such a crazy meat and it's some weird
meat all right the chili was real
the dog was vegan we're all with that
dog are you sure what's in the vegan dog
Satan got in that dog it really is and
I'm talking about SATA n it's not so bad
it is so bad
alright so we tie and hang in there
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