All right! So let me know exactly what you're after.
It'd be helpful if you could get a photo up for me.
Stop me at any point if you're unhappy. Otherwise, no need to talk.
All right. What say if we spruce up this party with some music?
Okay. Actually, I'm gonna need you to not move your head.
Okay. So continuing on from last time, I think we just finished...
your high school years and now we're up to your foundational years as a woman.
So starting from about age 19:
Your dreams, your fears, your boy troubles, your family drama.
Hit me.
So I'm very skilled at cutting hair, but I'm gonna need you to not talk to me.
Topics you may talk to me about during this process are:
Politics, evolution; a full list is available on the mirror to your right...
followed by a list of focused questions, such as:
What does world peace look like to you?
If you look at the bottom of the page,
you will note topics that you may not talk to me about.
Yes. Here we are... "More than three pictures of your cats."
So you're already on strike one.
First day on the job.
Just remember to smile and they'll smile back.
Hi there! What can I do for you today?
Look, I want bangs that frame my face,
I want no mistakes and I want no small talk.
Sure.
So, full disclosure: I am hungover.
But you know what? I have faith in us.
I reckon that we can do this. What do you say?
Sorry, just a second.
We're good.
Goodbye, faithful hairs.
You served your purpose with nobility and strength.
Rest in peace.
Look at this photo of my cat.
Sorry, could we not do the whole small talk thing?
I'm not the biggest fan of small talk.
Why'd you become a hairdresser then?
I was mostly just curious to see if I could.
Well, I guess now that I've proven that I can...
I might as well just quit.
Okay. So I'm about to start cutting your hair.
Please let me know if at any point you don't like what I'm doing.
Okay. Starting first cut now.
How are you holding up?
Are you okay?
Okay.
How are you going? Yep.
I need to change careers immediately.
Is it okay if I play some tunes really loud?
*So that I can focus on my art without having to make conversation?*
Cool.
You know, I'm thinking for you something that really frames your face like this.
Or, you know, you could do something like this.
Or, you know, something even crazier like this.
A little bit more, you know...
You know what?
I've got a whole lookbook up the back. I'll just go get it for you.
Literally! Okay. So I really need to focus on cutting your hair now,
because my next costumer is coming in, like, 20 minutes...
and I really cut, like, two of your strands. How bad!
It's amazing how people think that simply changing their hairstyle...
is going to make them a better person or improve their life.
As if the real problem doesn't lie within and is based, instead,
on some aesthetic reality.
Oh my gosh!
I have completely butchered this woman's hair.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Can I just...
leave?
... know exactly what you're after.
It'd be helpful if you could get a photo up for me...
I always forget the next part.
All right! So let me know exactly what you're after.
Show me a photo... if you want...
I just don't want you to get...
Politics, spirituality... other things.
It's still quite off.
- Wait, what's up? Is it me or you? - No. Me, me, me.
This will make it more believable.
... after. Get a photo up for me if that's helpful for you.
Nope.
Let me know exactly what you're after. Show me a photo if you'd like...
"... you're unhappy." Cool.
- Otherwise, there's no need to talk. - Thank you.
Do you wanna do it?
Look at this photo of my cat.
Sorry! I'm just laughing...
I'm just laughing at the fact that...
No, that was perfect!
I'm just laughing, nothing and then suddenly:
"Look at this photo of my cat."