(bicycles tires moving fast)
- Whoa!
(crashing)
- [Cameraman] You all right?
- [Man] Yeah
- Now quite simply.
(beep)
(man murmuring)
(man belching)
(upbeat music)
- Whoa!
- Done.
(laughter)
- Where you going dude?
Hey man get out of the way you road hog.
I've got some trials going on.
- Okay Peter.
- That's some black magic (beep) right there dude.
What the frick?
Where did you learn that Hogwarts or some (bleep) man?
- Many of the bikes he rode are developed especially
around a (beep)
Many of the bikes he rode
were developed especially around a platform
that he had a hand, that he'd had had a hand.
That he'd had had hand designing.
he had a hand in developing and designing.
I already said that.
- Yeah.
- Whenever you're ready.
- I'm not ready.
- We would like to have your saddle up in the hair.
Up in the air, I would recommend a.
(motor sounds)
- Be like water.
(man grunting)
- In Frijuice, it's held between Frijuice
and Rockbrun Rockbrunsirarjons.
Rockbrunsirarjons.
Rockbrunsirajons, have a look.
- Wisteria mysteria twing you're a rodent.
- Off the ground, when the wheels stay on the groud,
Oh (beep) sake.
- So who's got the best bike for dicking around on?
- Ooh!
- That's the challenge.
- Who's got the biggest dick?
(laughter)
- One bike gearrig, gearrig
(laughter)
- Gearrig a noun, more than one gear.
Look at all that gearrig on that rig.
- But it's still not a full blown cross country bike
but I have transfirmed it.
- Transfirmed verb transformed and firm in one.
One can describe a a transformation
of a hard tail as transfirmed.
- Right you know what I've just found out, an appithini
- Appithini a noun,
When ones brain has a little bright spark of thought
or they've just realized what's going on in front of them.
- This was in a bike vault it would rate as super ice.
- All the pungz today!
- Pungz a noun, a made up word just like this one
or being smart with words.
(dog barking cheerfully)
- I do not like her either, it's okay.
- Now this was obviously quite a light hearted video
but I do hope I've been helped.
Now this was obviously quite a light hearted video
but I do hope.
But I do hope I've been able to inform you
about some of the choices when buying our frame bags.
That doesn't make sense, sorry.
Last one this ones going to be a (beep) banger.
(man making noises)
- What do you say, what do you reckon?
Rockbrune.
Rockbrunsirajons.
Rockabrunysirajons.
- Most skilled intelligent ex professional
mountain bike riders don't have the fastest reactions.
So cover your brakes all times.
You never know when you might need them.
- With your feet sorry, cool.
- Two, that was three and a third baguettes tall.
So it's quite accurate, let's measure (mumble)
Aah!
I started speaking french.
Three and a third baguettes so that's my height.
Let's go measure some jumpsh
(laughter)
I turned into Sean Connery, back at it again.
(laughter)
(man groaning)
- I'm going to be a parking attendant at Sainsburys next.
- Goodnight everybody, thanks for--
(disco techno music)
- Can I noodle?
- Noodle, flossing
- Flossing is that it?
- Yeah flossing.
- I'm trying to work if I'm getting it right.