NOTORIOUS PHARMA BRO MARTIN SHKRELI IS NOW IN JAIL.
HE WAS OUT ON BOND AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL HIS
SENTENCING FOR SECURITIES FRAUD, HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF
SOMETHING THAT HE POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA, THE JUDGE
DECIDED NO, NO MORE BAIL FOR YOU.
YOU ARE GOING BACK TO JAIL.
THIS IS A PRETTY INCREDIBLE STORY.
HE PUT OUT A POST ON FACEBOOK THAT SAID
THE FOLLOWING:
YOU CAN'T PUT THAT OUT THERE OBVIOUSLY.
YOU CAN'T OFFER A REWARD TO SOMEONE TO PUT THEIR HANDS
ON SOMEONE ELSE OR TO ASSAULT SOMEONE ELSE AND LUCKILY,
THE JUDGE IN THIS CASE REALIZED THAT.
IT'S US DISTRICT JUDGE KIYO MATSUMOTO.
A MAJORITY OF RIGHT-WINGERS
DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT.
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON SOMEONE.
YOU CAN'T OFFER A REWARD TO SOMEONE WHO PUTS THEIR
HANDS ON SOMEONE ELSE WITHOUT CONSENT.
IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU ARE JUST A DUMB PERSON.
THAT IS RIGHT.
BUT THEY THINK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M JUST TALKING.
ALL THE AMENDMENTS ARE NOT UNLIMITED.
THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT UNLIMITED.
I KNOW YOU THINK
IT IS BUT YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T BUY A TANK AND DRIVE IN THROUGH
YOUR LOCAL TOWN AND FIRE IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNLIMITED RIGHT TO SPEECH EITHER.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT.
IT IS THE CORNERSTONE OF OUR DEMOCRACY, BUT YOU CAN'T
LIBEL PEOPLE.
YOU CAN SLANDER THEM.
YOU CAN'T INCITE VIOLENCE.
YOU KNOW THE OLD EXAMPLE, YOU CAN'T YELL FIRE IN A
CROWDED THEATER.
YOU CAN'T SAY HEY, I WILL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS TO GO MURDER
THAT GUY.
THAT IS NOT, I'M JUST TALKING.
THAT IS A SOLICITATION FOR MURDER.
THAT IS DEEPLY ILLEGAL.
SO IS SOLICITATION FOR ASSAULT.
I'VE GOT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE?
THE RIGHT-WINGERS ARE
REALLY NOT THAT BRIGHT.
THEY GET SEDUCED BY REALLY SIMPLISTIC ARGUMENTS LIKE
WHAT, THOSE WERE WORDS.
WORDS MUST BE ALWAYS AWESOME.
IF A RIGHT-WINGER SAYS IT, IF A LEFT-WINGER SAYS IT
THEY SHOULD BE FIRED FROM ESPN, BUT IF I RIGHT-WINGERS SAYS IT,
IT IS GREAT AND PROTECTED UNDER ALL CONDITIONS.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
YOU CAN'T PAY PEOPLE TO ASSAULT OTHERS.
EXACTLY.
AS A RESULT, HE WILL BE IN CUSTODY UNTIL HIS SENTENCING
FOR THE CHARGES THAT HE WAS CONVICTED FOR, WHICH AGAIN
WAS DEFAULTING INVESTORS.
HE IS FACING UP TO 20 YEARS IN PRISON.
IT IS UNLIKELY THAT HE WILL BE SENTENCED TO 20
YEARS IN PRISON, BUT AS OF NOW, HE IS BEHIND BARS AND IN
JANUARY IS WHEN THE JUDGE WILL HAND DOWN THE SENTENCING.
I AM GUESSING HIS LATEST DEBACLE IS NOT GOING TO HELP WITH
THE SENTENCING, LET'S KEEP IT REAL.
THIS GUY, I KNOW HE LOVES THE ATTENTION AND HE KEEPS
TRYING TO GRAB THE SPOTLIGHT AND HE THINKS IT IS CLEVER, BUT
DUDE, YOU ARE IN PRISON NOW.
IT IS NOT THAT CLEVER TO BE IN PRISON.
AND HE KEEPS CHANGING HIS STORY ABOUT WHETHER HE'S RICH OR NOT.
REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE I KNOW WHO IS NOW UNFORTUNATELY IN THE
WHITE HOUSE, WHO ALSO MIGHT BE IN PRISON ONE DAY.
ANYWAY, HE SAYS HE IS FABULOUSLY WEALTHY AND
THEN HE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SELL OFF A WU-TANG ALBUM THAT
HIS LAWYER SAYS IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE SAYS, MY GOD, MY
POOR CLIENT, HE HAS NO MONEY.
AND THEN HE COMES OUT AS A YEAH, THIS THING IS WORTH 1 MILLION
BUCKS AND I WERE 70 MILLION BUCKS.
SINCE HE IS A STUPID, STUPID RIGHT-WINGER HE THINKS THERE ARE
NO RULES AND THERE ARE NO LAWS AND TO BE FAIR TO THEM, THEY
BEEN ENABLED BY TRUMP WHO SAID SHERIFF JOE DID NOT LISTEN TO A
FEDERAL JUDGE WHO SAID YOU MUST FOLLOW THE LAW AND JOE ARPAIO
SAID I'M NOT GOING TO FALL THE LUNCHROOM PARDONED HIM BECAUSE
THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RULE OF LAW THAT SO HE SAYS SO WHAT,
IT'S HILLARY CLINTON DOCUMENT DO ANYTHING WE WANT TO HER?
I MADE UP AN INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT HOW THEY KILL
PEOPLE SO JUST GRAB HER HAIR.
ARE YOU INSANE?
OF COURSE YOU BELONG
IN PRISON.