- So I'll say it like Dora:
(foreign language)
- The fact that you do that so well
is what (blip) scares the crap out of me.
(soft jazz music)
- [Maya] Hello everyone, I have Joyce here with me today.
I know you guys missed us so much.
- So much.
So many
so
So, this video's gonna be a real treat for you guys
who wanna learn how to freaking flirt in Spanish.
I think we're like the biggest flirts, right?
- Absolutely. Aries and Gemini,
the flirt of the horoscope.
- How about we learn some pickup lines
in Spanish so we can use them.
But here's the twist,
I wanna see how well we do this
sober versus drunk.
- Mhm.
- And possibly, we might have to flirt with somebody
on camera.
Like I have someone who's gonna be waiting for us
to flirt with them.
So listen, the stakes are high.
Okay?
What if we get a virtual smooch after this?
- I need a virtual smooch, that's,
I need it.
- Me too.
- Spanish lesson with Maya.
- Teaching Joyce.
- [Maya] I wish you were a firefighter
to put out the fire of my desire.
(foreign language)
Ohala
Fu eras
Bumbero
Para
Apagarr
Fue go
(foreign language)
- Beautiful Joyce.
(mock crying noises)
- This is it, this is it.
- We did it, it's over. You did it.
- The video is done.
[Maya] (foreign language)
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
Yeah, you can use this one.
- My number is beep.
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Say beep beep beep beep beep.
- Beep beep, two.
(foreign language)
- Puedo tener.
- Tener el tuyo
Prelim
(giggles)
Gosh, I sound Caucasian.
- It's okay, it's okay.
You're doing really well,
so don't beat yourself up like that.
- It's in me, it's in me.
- [Maya] It is.
(foreign language)
- I mean, I'm supposed to say this to a secret bae tipsy?
- Yeah.
- I can't wait.
You know what, I feel very confident
that this is gonna be pulled into my regressed memories.
Ready for the world to bust down
on this Spanish-speaking most knocks.
- What? So, we're gonna get drunk,
oh and, we'll be back.
- Hey guys, I drank alcohol.
It's about that time
that we're gonna hop back on with Joyce,
see how she's freaking doing.
So, I think,
- You eh,
(laughs)
- Everything's gonna be perfect for our special guest.
So we're gonna let him in
and we're gonna say these.
So let's go.
Oh wow!
- [Joyce] Hi.
- Hi ladies.
- So, hey no boob, no boob jiggle.
No boob jiggle!
- This is what my kids are gonna find on the internet.
(laughing)
How they think I got to where I was?
- Fernando
(foreign language)
- I taught Joyce these Spanish pickup lines
and because you're one of the hottest people that we know,
we wanted to test them out on you.
- In this scenario though,
can you tell me where I am,
where I'm hearing this
- We're at the club.
- Okay, the club.
- We're at the club.
I just got a margarita and I just got your favorite beer.
We've been eyeing you the whole night with the crew,
Now it's time to shoot our shot.
- Oh no, you froze.
- [Fernando] Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Oh, I was (blip) with you. I was (blip) with you.
I was (blip) with you.
- Shut up, no you weren't.
Shut up, stop.
(all laugh)
- Oh, hello
(foreign language)
(laughs)
(foreign language)
- [Maya] No, no, no, no, no.
(laughs)
- It doesn't matter, you get it 'cause we're dancing,
we're all drunk.
- Listen, did I get what you meant?
- I got this WAP,
I don't know how to say it in Spanish.
- WAP.
Okay, so we're gonna do the second one.
Oh, I bump into you. Oh,
(foreign language)
- Humero.
Did I say it wrong the last time?
(laughs)
- [Joyce] Yeah.
(foreign language)
- [Joyce] Ooh.
(foreign language)
(laughs)
- I don't know what you said, but I subscribe.
- I understood exactly what you said,
and the energy compensates for all of it,
as long as the confidence is there,
which both of you have,
the hair is right,
the face is right,
the attitude is right,
the phrase was also right, mostly.
- Uh, I can't believe we're in a relationship.
- I know.
- All of us.
Thank you so much Fern, for being here,
Fernando. Fernando.
- Fernando.
- Yes, yes.
- Thank you.
(orchestral music)