I'm not great at the advice.
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Some cheese. I see now that I can see crying
over. But Bambi is a cartoon.
You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
Yes.
It was very sad when the guy.
Stopped drawing the deer.
No, Chandler, there's nothing wrong with
crying. You don't have to be so macho all
the time.
Macho?
Yeah. You're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I guess I just never really cried, you know?
I'm not a crying kind of guy.
Come on, man, there's got to be something
that gets you choked up.
Like, what if you saw a three legged puppy?
I'd be sad, sure.
But I wouldn't cry.
Okay, what if the puppy said, help me,
Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me.
Cry. I just found a talking puppy.
I'm rich. I mean, I can write slogans.
I mean, how hard could it be, right?
Cheese. It's milk that you chew.
Crackers because your cheese needs a buddy.
A grape because who can get a watermelon in
your mouth?
I got one. Socks.
Because your family's feet deserve the best.
Honey, leave it to the pros.
Name that grandmother.
Nana. She has a real name Althia.
Althia, what are you doing?
I took a shot. You're shooting with Althia?
Althia is correct. Nice shooting.
Are you going to kiss you now?
Not if I kiss you first.
Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to
do but butt kiss.
Here it comes.
Our first kiss.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, fine. You win, you win.
Chandler. Nope. Chandler.
Janice. There you are.
There you are. I had to have one last kiss.
And and also also, you said you were going
to leave right after I got on the plane.
No, no, I want to see you take off.
Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen.
I'm going to Yemen.
When we get to Yemen. Can I stay with you?
7:00. Maybe I'll hit the gym.
Oh, who am I kidding?
Pay per view porn.
Stop. Do not disturb.
Monica.
Is everything all right?
Yeah. Everything's great. I was just watching
some regular television there.
Oh, what a what a pleasant surprise.
You make me happier than I ever thought I
could be. And if you let me, I will spend
the rest of my life trying to make you feel
the same way.
Monica. Will you marry me?
Yes.
So I guess this is it.
Yeah.
I guess so.
This is harder than I thought it would be.
Oh, it's going to be okay.
Okay.
What? Do you guys have to go to the new house
right away, or do you have some time?
We got some time.
Should we get some coffee?
Sure. Okay.
Where?