>> So you know all those videos about Melania snatching her hand away from Donald Trump.
Forget about all of those. All of those were garbage compared to this one.
>> Take a close look at Trump's last attempt for some sort of human contact in these dark
times. And then.
So there was an initial hold which was allowed for between two and three seconds. Which in
Melania's defense, is what she agreed to in the initial marriage contract. He tried to
get longer, and so she snatched away fairly violently. And then you have this attempt
where he reaches out and he puts his hand close, and then he sort of touches her.
He tries a little half turn. She's not having it. And does this mean anything? Does this
matter? No, but screw him, screw him. So schadenfreude bae, if that's the only pleasure I can get
then that's what I'll take. Do you think that's the result of-
>> His own wife does not want to touch his lizard skin, okay?
That there's been enough of that, the evidence is standing right behind them. It's probably
six foot five at this point. There's been enough contact to produce that child, and
now that's all you get. Also, she's holding her purse in that hand okay? Have some respect.
She's trying to hold the railing.
It's a steep staircase. She's got her purse, she doesn't have time for your hand. And so
you think anyone would take your hand on a steep staircase? No.
>> Yeah, and look so obviously the number one reason I play this is because it's funny.
Come on, let's just agree to that.
The number two though, is at the end of the day think about everything Donald Trump has
tried to accomplish in his life. And also everything he has accomplished. I mean, he
may not be the billionaire he says he is. But he has a lot of money, let's give him
that.
He may not be a huge business success, but he has some business success. He became President.
Nobody respects him. He's a laughingstock and all of that, but that has happened. But
at the end of the day, his partner has no interest in him.
>> Yeah. >> And I know he probably doesn't even value
it that much.
He doesn't really seem to consider women to be full human, so I doubt he's as hurt by
that as I would be. If I habitually reached out to my wife's hand, and she pulled away
for the rest of my life, it would hurt me more than it hurts Trump.
But it is still just embarrassing, and I'm not gonna give spoilers or anything, but I
recently watched Breaking Bad. And if you watch the show you'll know what I'm talking
about. You do all of this, and for what? At the end of the day if you are alone, so, so
alone-
>> So alone. >> At the end of it, what's the point? And
how could you not have known that this is what you were producing? Thinking about people
and speaking about people, and acting towards people in the way that you have for literally
decades. It is not a good path, it leads to that sort of hand grab.
And what I have to imagine, by the way, is all sorts of similar activities that go on
behind closed doors. >> I mean, look, Michael Cohen's book is going
to come out. And of all the grifters who have turned authors, the guy who's currently in
prison and who didn't flip on his boss.
And who was the personal fixer of this President for years and years and years. I'm gonna read
that book. I'm gonna read that book. >> It's probably the most interesting.
>> The guy who lied to Melania's face about where Trump was when he was probably sleeping
with Playboy models and/or porn stars.
You don't hold that dude's hand, man. >> Yeah.
>> You don't hold that guy's hand. >> Exactly, yeah and respect to her for not
keeping up the pretense. Respect only for that, literally only that. Remember she's
a birther. So don't forget that, and she stays with him. But respect for the hand thing