OH MEATLOAF WELCOME BACK TO BIG
SATURDAY SHOW SENIORS ARE TAKING
THE SPOTLIGHT THE NEW BACHELOR
SPINOFF CALLED THE GOLDEN
BACHELOR IS ABOUT TO DEBUT A
MAIN SUITER HIS LOVE INTEREST
WHO ARE 65 YEARS PLUS.
THAT’S IN AGE PROVING IT IS
NEVER TOO LATE TO FALL IN LOVE.
MEANWHILE 81-YEAR-OLD MARTHA
STEWART IS PROVING IT IS NEVER
TOO LATE TO SIZZLE IN SPOTLIGHT
AS SHE’S FEATURED IN SWIMSUIT
EDITION AMAZING LOOK AT THAT 81
YEAR OLD AND IN THE MEDIA FORCE
A DEBATE ON AGEISM.
WOW --
REALLY?
THIS IS INCREDIBLE THAT --
NOTHING CAN JUST BE NICE IN THIS
WORLD ANYMORE KELLYANNE SHE’S 81
YEARS OLD SHE LOOKS GOOD WE ALL
LOVE MARTHA STEWART YEAH SHE
WENT TO PRISON BUT THAT WAS A
LONG TIME AGO ISN’T THIS ABOUT
AGEISM.
>> SHE’S GOOD PUTTING HER ON ONE
OF THE FOUR COVERS THIS TIME
THEY PUT MOTHER OF ELON YEAR OR
TWO AGO SHE WAS ON THERE AT 74
YEARS OLD SHE LOOKED AMAZING
ALSO, AND LOOK OLD SAYING IS
TRUE NOW THAT YOUTH IS WASTED ON
THE YOUNG SO --
PEOPLE I THINK ARE JEALOUS OF
MARTHA STEWART FOR MANY REASONS
SHE CAN MAKE OUT OF NOTHING AND
FOLD FITTED SHEETS REST OF US
CANNOT AND SHE CAN ORGANIZE A
KITCHEN IN A SECOND.
BUT GOOD FOR HER FOR PUTTING
HERSELF OUT THERE. THE TWO TABOOS NOT SUPPOSED TO
THE TWO TABOOS NOT SUPPOSED TO
ASK WOMEN AGE AND WEIGHT I’M 56
AND THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT
WAYS TO AGE GRACEFULLY.
SHE’S DOING IT BY PUTTING
HERSELF ON THE COVER AND I DO
THINK HER LIFE HAS BEEN ONE OF
ENTREPRENEURIAL SUCCESS ONE OF
THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE WOMEN
SELF-MADE BILLIONAIRE NOT
MARRIED INTO IT IN THIS COUNTRY
HISTORY OPRAH WAS ANOTHER ONE,
AND THEN SHE OVERCAME BEING IN
JAIL.
I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
BE REMINDED OF ALL THAT WHEN
THEY LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL
COVER.
>> NOTHING IS OLD ANYMORE.
RIGHT YOU’RE IN YOUR 50s --
>> YEAH.
>> VERY GOOD.
AND THEN YOU WATCH TOP GUN MAF
RECK ON LIKE THERE’S NO WAY THIS
GUY IS 60 YEARS OLD BUT THERE’S
TOM CRUISE USED TO BE 60 LIKE
THE GRANDPARENTS AND WILLY WONKA
IN BED YOU CAN’T GET OUT NOW
THIS IS INSPIRING.
>> HOW YOU DREW WILLY WONKA
THROUGH TOM CRUISE THAT WAS
AMAZING --
>> THAT’S A TALENT.
MARTHA STEWART IS COOKING IN
THAT THING GOOD FOR HER.
I HAVE A LIST OF LIKE 200 PEOPLE
I THOUGHT SHOULD BE ON THE
COVER --
OF "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED" SHE
WASN’T ON THAT LIST --
OF THE TOP 200 I WAS --
KIND OF THOUGHT THEY COULD MAYBE
RERUN KRISTY BRINKLEY MAYBE
COULD HAVE DONE THAT BUT YOU
KNOW, IF THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT
TO DO HEY --
HAVE AT IT I JUST NOT A BIG SI
FAN ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY DO SOME
OTHER THINGS THAT DRIVE ME
NUTS --
>> THAT WAS AMAZING RIGHT WHEN
THE --
MAY HAVE SEEN THAT A TIME OR
TWO.
>> SURE YOU DID.
READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES OF
COURSE.
LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT GOLDEN
BACHELOR SHALL WE GET THE POSTER
UP HERE BECAUSE THIS IS EXCITING
ENDEAVOR HERE WHAT THIS TELLS ME
MOLLY A IS I THINK FOLKS IN
TELEVISION THINK THIS WRITER
STRIKE WILL GO ON FOR A LONG
TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GO TO
REALITY BUT MARTHA STEWART
SAYING SHE’LL GO ON GOLDEN
BACHELOR ONLY IF SHE CAN CHECK
OUT THE MEN ON THE SHOW CAN’T
YOU SEE HER SAYING TO SOME
66-YEAR-OLD GUY LET’S GET YOU
OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES INTO A
DRY MARTINI THIS COULD BE A BIG
WINNER.
>> I WILL CONFESS I’VE SEEN A
SEASON OR TWO OF THE BACHELOR I
WONDER WHY EVERY SINGLE PERSON
IS SO ENTHRALLED WITH WHOEVER
THE BACHELOR IS AND WHY A WOMAN
OR DO THE OPPOSITE WAY WHERE THE
WOMAN IS THE CHARACTER AND MEN
ARE CAST.
WHY PEOPLE AREN’T LIKE YOU’RE A
VERY NICE PERSON BUT I’M JUST
NOT INTERESTED IN YOU BUT
INSTEAD THEY’RE ALL LIKE OH, MY
GOODNESS I’M NOT SURPRISED THAT
MARTHA STEWART IS LIKE YOU KNOW
WHAT I’M GOING TO CALL THIS IF
IT WON’T WORK FOR ME I’M GETTING
MY CHECK MARK AND I’M OLD ENOUGH
TO GROWN UP WATCHING THE GOLDEN
GIRLS WE’VE THEN FOR BLANCHE ALL
OF THESE YEARS SO I WOULD WATCH,
THOUGH, I THINK IT COULD BE VERY
ENTERTAINING TO SEE LIKE --
OLDER GENTLEMEN COULD --
YEAH.
HOT --
BUT I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN
THAT.
I THINK AS A SPIN I’LL TAKE IT.
SOUNDS ENTERTAINING.
>> YOU AND ME WE GET TOGETHER
WATCH THE BACHELOR BECAUSE YOU
SAY IS THERE ONE GIRL WHO COULD
JUST DEVIATE AND SAY YOU’RE HOT
BUT YOU’RE BORING.
RIGHT NO, NO KUN CAN DO THAT ALL
LIKE OH, MY GOD --
>> FEEL THE CHEMISTRY.