- Hi, I'm Charlize Theron.
- Hi, I'm Nick Kroll,
and we are gonna take Which Addams Family Character
are you Buzzfeed Buzzfeed?
- Quiz. - Quiz, thank you.
- Quiz. - Thank you.
- All right, we're gonna do it.
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- All right, what word would your friends use
to describe you?
- Moody, unpredictable, eccentric, bizarre,
opinionated, confident, cynical, loner, persuasive.
- I would say most of these, for me.
- Yeah, can you do a mixture?
Can you click on all of them?
Or do you have to only click on one?
Only? - Only click on one.
- That is not how the world works!
- I know.
Charlize is a multi-faceted person
with so many different dimensions.
- Yes, very complicated.
- I, however, am a loner.
(both laugh)
I have no friends to speak of.
- I feel like (beep) is missing,
'cause that's what I need to click on.
What did you click on?
Loner? - I, I clicked on loner.
- I am a loner, too, kind of.
I don't know, I'm gonna go with confident.
- I oughta go with confident.
As one of your closest friends, (laughs)
I would say I think of you as confident.
- I feel like after you spend a weekend
at South by Southwest,
that's an automatic, close friend.
- Yes, we're dear, dear friends.
- Yes, in our industry, that's how you be.
- Oh my god, Charlize is my best friend and to be able
to do this Buzzfeed thing with her is...
- It's very special.
- We've been talking about doing this for years.
- Of course, like I was texting him this morning saying
that I can't wait to do this.
- We, we texted outfits to make sure
we weren't wearing the same thing.
Which image brings you the most pleasure?
There's a man with a mouth for an eye.
(both laugh)
That's the one that's really grabbin' me!
- Teeth, just teeth,
it's just teeth. - Ooh, he's got teeth eyes.
I have a little baby head, one of these little doll heads.
I do have like, one of those in my house.
- I wouldn't be sharing that. (Nick laughs)
This feels like a Marie, what's her name?
Marie Kol, Kondo! - Oh yeah.
- This is a Marie Kondo question.
- What sparks joy? - What sparks joy?
The hand coming out of the grave?
- Yes. - The scary nun?
- The woman eating spaghetti brains?
- Is it just a bunch of skeletons?
- Is it someone caught inside of a television?
- What's the last one?
Is that a monster?
- (sighs) That looks like a monster coming
in through a doorway.
- I'm gonna go with the first one.
- I'm gonna go, uh, teeth eyes.
- I'm going with the TV.
- What's your favorite color?
Black, midnight, onyx, charcoal, raven,
sable, jade, oil, ebony?
- That's easy, black.
- Is this for my porn searches?
(record scratches) Or is this,
you know I find this question to just be so raven.
So, (laughs) I'm gonna choose raven
right in the middle there.
Pick a fun way to torture your family members.
- Oh here we go!
Give them a spin on the Wheel of Pain.
- [Nick] Play Russian roulette with the family guillotine.
- Dump hundreds of frogs into a bathtub,
while they're taking a shower.
- Replace-- - That's a lot of work.
- That's a lot of work. - That is a lot of work.
- Well, 'cause it's like you gotta go to the store,
you gotta buy the frog, - Catch the frogs
- Oh you catch frogs! - I'm from Africa. (laughs)
That's how we get our frogs.
- Ah, I'm from the suburbs, we go to a store
and we buy the frogs. (Charlize laughs)
Then we put 'em on leashes and walk around a mall.
(both laugh)
Replace their morning alarm with ASMR sounds
of someone eating pickles.
- Replace their eyedrops with lemon juice.
- That's a good trick.
I did that to, we prank each other all the time on set.
When we were doing "The Addams Family" on set.
- We did yeah. - We would prank each other.
I'd give her, she'd call for eye drops
and I'd give her lemon juice.
Drop mini tarantulas in their bed while they're sleeping.
- Put laxatives in their spaghetti.
- She did that to me.
- I like that, I wish you did that to me.
(both laugh)
- This is the Stayin' Regular Buzzfeed quiz.
(Charlize laughs)
Swap the filling in their favorite Oreos with toothpaste.
That's sort of a mint Oreo really.
- That's an easy one 'cause I have both
of those ingredients. - Yeah.
- Shrink all their clothes in the wash and hang them back
up in their closet.
That's what happens to my clothes every--
- Right, right that's just what happens in general?
- I'm doing the laxatives.
- [Nick] Okay, fun way to torture your family members.
- Nothing funnier than poop.
- There is, honestly in my opinion.
I'm gonna do dump hundreds of frogs in the bathtub
while they're taking a shower.
Frogs is the word I use for taking a dump though.
(Charlize laughs)
Pick a late night snack.
- [Charlize] A heart, fingers.
- [Nick] That's like an octopus lollipop.
- Baby octopus, yeah, worms.
- Eyes in a stew, looks like an eye stew.
- That's a punch, it's a punch!
- It's an eye sangria.
(both chuckle)
- That reminds me of high school.
(Nick laughs)
Um, maggots?
Are those maggots? - Those look like maggots.
- [Charlize] Wormy things?
- And those are, um...
- Those are crickets, you can eat crickets
anywhere now, right?
- I know, it's the only protein I get.
(Charlize laughs)
- I'm actually gonna go with crickets.
I hear they're delicious.
- I've heard they're delicious too.
- I'm going with crickets.
- I'm gonna go with the eye sangria.
I wanna see the inside of my belly.
- I don't actually think you would eat that snack, though,
so I think that's unfair.
- Okay.
- 'Cause they're gonna bring everything out,
you know that right?
- This is all gonna come out?
- At the end and then we're gonna have to actually
- Eat it all? - Yeah.
- Great, I'm starving.
(Charlize laughs)
- I just, someone put a bunch of laxatives in my
spaghetti so I'm-- - What?
- I'm cleared out.
I'm ready to eat again.
- [Charlize] (laughing) Oh my god, so sick!
(Nick laughs)
- [Nick] Which quote speaks to your dark soul?
"I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces
"and join their hellish crusade."
- "I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy
"of having children and playing someone else to raise them."
Paying someone else, paying someone else to raise them.
This is a little bit too real.
- Okay (laughs) - For me.
- Yeah, the first one, "I wish I had more time
"to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish,"
and this is, that's an Eleanor Roosevelt quote.
- Not true, that is not true.
- [Both] He looks so sweet,
- [Nick] just like a little entree.
- This is my costume.
I'm a homicidal maniac they look just like everyone else.
- Okay, and that's JFK.
I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.
- That's what my kids say.
- Yeah? (both laugh)
- Oh my little bundle, so much you don't understand.
The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.
- Malcolm X. - That was Malcolm X.
- For sure. - I think that was Mal,
it was either Malcolm X or Vin Diesel.
(Charlize laughs)
You'll meet someone very special, someone who won't
- [Both] Press charges.
- That is my Tinder profile.
- It looks familiar of course,
the gates of hell. - Mm-mm!
- That's my address.
(Nick laughs)
- Eat me, that's on my... - That's risky.
- That's on my grandmother's tombstone.
I'm gonna go with "I wish I had more time to seek out the
"dark forces and join their hellish crusade,"
'cause I'm, look I'm an Eleanor Roosevelt fan.
What'd you go with?
- Uh, I went with your grandmother's tombstone.
- Eat me? - Yeah, totally.
Choose a pet!
- [Nick] Aww, little kitty cat.
- [Charlize] Cute bunny.
- [Nick] Little black pig.
- What is that, a panther? - It's a panther.
- It's a panther, a pit bull.
- There's a-- - Oh, baby pig.
- Yeah, there's a pig and-- - Snakes.
- That's snakes, there's an owl and there's a monkey
eating spaghetti with chopsticks.
- Not true. - Not true?
What is that monkey doing?
- No he's, he's using a tool - Mm-hmm.
- To get the ant, that's how we studied.
- Is that the part of Africa that you're from?
(Charlize laughs)
- The Jane Goodall part? - Yeah yeah.
- Yeah, I'm from the Jane Goodall part, yes.
There's also a beautiful black stallion.
- Yes.
- So, I'm going with the pit.
- You're goin' with the sweet pit?
You got pits? - I, I had a pit.
Thanks for bringing up that my dog's dead.
- No problem.
I masturbated to black stallion growing up
so I'll use that. - Oh, my god. (laughs)
(upbeat music) - [Nick] Who'd you get?
- Uncle Fester, I'm Uncle Fester.
- You got me. (both laugh)
- Basically I wanna be Nick.
- Yeah, that's true and I got the Thing,
which is the hand. (snaps)
- That's not the Thing, it's just Thing.
- Thank you, you are "The Addams Family" expert.
I got Thing. - Thing, yes.
- Which is how I--
- Masturbated to black stallion.
(both laugh) - Yes, thank you.
Thank you, yes, exactly correct.
- And we're out. - And we're out.
So, this has been the Buzzfeed Which Addams Family
Character are You?
X-rated version.
Go see the movie.
- Go see the movie!
- Go see, yeah, go see "The Addams Family".
- Go see "The Addams Family".
- With Charlize Theron as Uncle Fester.
- We'll see you guys on the internet.
- Bye.
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