- Pregnancy vs. stoner foods? - Stoner foods?
- (PvF) We are playing a game, Stoner Food or Pregnancy Craving?
- I did terrible the first time.
- Those were some weird foods last time.
- Yeah, well, I've been practicing, so maybe...
- Hmm, yeah yeah. (both laugh)
- Oh my gosh, I'm nervous!
- Are you good at... - (PvF) Alright.
There's a bowl in front of you, go for it!
- Alright, it's a bowl of some kind.
- Oh, it's warm. Oh, is it like a cookie?
- Ooh. - Ooh!
- It's giving Rice Krispie treats. - It is giving Rice Krispie.
- Oh my God, oh my God! Yum!
- No, wait... - It's a little garlicky.
- (PvF) There's also an herb.
- What the [censored]? Is it weed?
- Are you using herb? - (PvF) Language!
- Okay, Fruity Pebbles, marshmallows. - I want this! (laughs)
- And oregano. - (PvF) Yes!
- Oregano!
- Fruity Pebble, Rice Krispie with oregano on it?
- (PvF) It is! - Oh yeah!
- Fruity Pebbles, chocolate, oregano.
- Okay, okay. - (PvF) Yes!
- Oh my God! (Izzy gags)
- (PvF) It's a Fruity Pebbles cereal treat made with oregano!
Who's loving this sweet and savory combo?
- To me, this reads like, you know, it's three in the morning,
and you're looking through your pantry,
like, seeing what you got.
- It's giving me like when you go to a nicer restaurant,
and they give you dessert, but it's like not dessert.
It's like apples with like...
- Oh. - Parmesan.
- Wait, do you think they put oregano, 'cause like, that's weed?
(laughs) I convinced myself.
- That was a pregnant mother [censored].
- Really? - (PvF) Language!
- Sorry! (laughs)
- I feel like a lot of stoners don't have a lot of herbs.
- We already have enough herb.
- I think I'm gonna go pregnancy.
You're going stoner? - I'm going stoner, yeah.
- Middle of the night. - (both) High ass food!
- Yes!
- (gasps) Oh my God, it's a stoner!
- Let's go! (bell rings)
- No way! (buzzer)
- Cook on low for three hours, bruh.
- Girl, I can't do that! - That's too long!
- I appreciate it. - Huh?
- I appreciate it.
- I don't wanna get stoned with him!
- (PvF) Okay, realistically, the oregano was probably "oregano."
- (both) Oh!
- (both) Ah!
- (PvF) But also, to our viewers at home,
we do not condone any illegal activity.
So if it is illegal in your state, please do not do it.
- Yeah. - Winners don't do drugs.
- I guess that makes me a loser!
- (PvF) Go for it. - Ooh, I smell cucumber.
Oh, and wait, what is this?
Oh, it's sushi. - Mmm.
- Oh my God, it's sushi! - Is it sushi?
- Yes! - (PvF) With?
- That sauce is pretty good. - With like barbecue sauce on top?
- (PvF) Yes, Nick got it!
- Yeah, barbecue sauce on a California roll.
- How the...
- Barbecue sauce!
- (PvF) Yes! - That's barbecue?
- Oh my God!
- (PvF) So what do you think of the combo of grocery store sushi
dipped in barbecue sauce?
- It's bus, honestly.
- Can pregnant people eat fish? - No.
- Raw fish? - They can't eat fish.
But this is the cucumber sushi. - Oh my God, you're so right.
Pregnant! - Pregnant.
- I'm gonna use context clues here.
(Jillian laughs)
I feel like since there is no fish,
my mom, when she had me, she loved sushi so much.
- Bam!
- I'm gonna go stoner.
- I'm gonna stick with my...
- Your gut. - Yeah, my gut.
- Yes. - Yes!
- A woman's pregnancy cravings! - Yes!
- I told you, I'm terrible at it.
- While you should avoid raw or undercooked fish when you're pregnant,
there are still many types of sushi you can eat,
especially the barbecue sauced kinds.
- (both) Mmm. - Pass.
- Come on, context clues! We're using our brain for a video!
- I like touching it. - Ooh, it smells wet.
- Okay. - Mmm.
Something with peanuts. - Ooh.
- Is this...
Is this a noodle?
- I don't like this. (PvF laughs)
- Peanut butter and jelly spaghetti!
- (PvF) Yes!
- Oh my gosh, like pad thai!
- Oh, peanut butter and jelly pasta!
- Peanut butter and jelly spaghetti.
- (PvF) Forget the bread, I'll take my peanut butter and jelly
on spaghetti, please!
- It does taste like I'm eating an Uncrustable.
- True! - Just like with different texture.
- It's stoner pad thai.
- (laughs) Oh, so you're guessing stoner.
I'm gonna agree with you! - Ah. (laughs)
- The pregnancy mind is like oh, I want this food,
but what if I put it with this too?
- Stoner. - Stoner, 100%.
- I went pregnancy.
(Chanse gasps) (buzzer)
- Aww, well, at least we're both wrong.
- (screams) Frick!
- Ugh. - Why?
- All Italians are...
- Wow, the plating looks great.
- Is she gonna cry? (both laugh)
- (man) Try it, I gotta know how it is.
- That's so cute! - Oh my God!
Every pregnant woman's videos,
like their husband surprising them with something, they're like crying.
- Takes my birth control.
(both laugh) - Yeah, 100%.
- I'm joking, don't put that in there!
- I was like ugh.
- (PvF) While bread is overall safe to consume during pregnancy,
cravings and aversions can happen for pretty much anything,
and while PB&J might not be it,
sign me up for a Reuben on ravioli.
- Mmm!
- What the heck is this?
- Uh-uh! - What is that?
- I don't know, ugh, pickle juice, pickle juice. (laughs)
- Oh, I like pickle juice!
- Well, now I'm upset, is this the punishment?
- Pickle juice and hot Cheetos.
- (PvF) Yes!
- Ugh!
- Is this hot Cheetos with pickles?
- Yeah. - (PvF) Yes!
- Yeah, that's what it is. - Ugh, I'm upset.
- Flaming Hot Cheetos and pickle juice.
- Hot Cheetos!
- (PvF) Chanse got it. (bell rings)
- Ah! - Woo!
- I kinda love it.
- Low key, like this is kinda good!
- Kinda fire!
- (PvF) Nicknamed Hot Cheetos Cereal,
this combo of Flaming Hots and pickle juice
might be the perfect breakfast or late night craving for whom?
- This is upsetting. This is a war crime.
- I'm gonna go with pregnancy, because it's hot.
The pregnant ladies like the spicy,
and for whatever reason, the pickles too.
I don't understand.
- Pregnant ladies do like pickles,
but I feel like hot Cheetos would just like induce birth.
- Oh, I'm gonna go stoner. - Oh!
- I'm gonna go stoner, because listen, because heat.
- Low key, I kinda like this. - Mmm, mmm!
- With that Flaming Hot, it's got a little kick to it,
I can feel it in the back of the throat.
- Yeah, the baby's kickin'.
- Yes! - Yes, best snack while high.
- (woman) Flaming Hot Cheetos Cereal.
(Jillian gasps) (Dani laughs)
- Hot Cheetos Cereal.
- Ah! - Oh!
- Yes! - (woman) It's pickle juice.
(buzzer) - I knew it!
- Also, you're a liar and a crazy person.
- Ooh, I don't like the (slurps). Ooh, no, I don't like that.
- The slurp, the slurpy slurp? - No.
- Is it bussin' Janelle?
- (PvF) Marijuana fools the brain's feeding system
into craving calorie dense foods like salty, fatty, and sweet things,
even if you're full.
- Oh wow, I had no idea!
- Well, she needs to smoke more, because this is terrible.
(laughs) - Yeah, this is like...
- This is awful. - Horrifying.
- What is that? - Chicken feet, oh my God.
- Is it not chicken feet? (screams) - No no.
- Oh, oh wait, rangoons, rangoons.
- Weird.
Oh, you know what that is? - It's like a rangoon?
- That's a wonton crisp with the sour straws.
- (PvF) Yes!
- Cream cheese rangoons and Sour Punch ropes.
- Oh, oh! (bell rings)
- (PvF) Yep.
- Wonton and whatever that string sour gummy.
- (PvF) Yes! (bell rings)
This combo of wontons and Sour Punch straws
really packs the punch.
Who's wrapping their dumplings in candy?
- You know what?
It kinda makes sense, 'cause usually with the wontons,
you dip it in the sweet and sour sauce.
- That is so true! - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- You're a genius!
- Chose this one because like the hot Cheetos,
when you're high, you typically go for the more higher calorie stuff.
- Oh for sure, pregnant. - Pregnant.
- Man, I don't know. I've been wrong every time.
I'm gonna go stoner. - I'm going stoner too.
- Yes! - No!
- Yes, woo! - Yes!
- Aw, damn it.
- 0 for 0, like I got nothing.
- Oh gosh, she doesn't wanna admit.
- Oh she's so cute. - That's crazy.
Ooh, the blue ones, get it! - Oh you were, yeah.
- My gosh, the blue razz! - Oh my God.
- (in southern accent) I want wontons and Sour Punch straws.
I was thinkin' you'd never ask!
(Izzy laughs)
- (PvF) Dairy and sweets
are actually a pretty common craving whist pregnant,
but research shows that cravings do very by culture.
- Oh. - In one study,
Tanzanians found that meat and mangoes were their big two.
- Oh, that sounds good. - That sounds delicious, actually.
- That sounds way better than this.
- (PvF) Wontons are derived from the Cantonese word yun tun,
which means swallowing clouds.
- I get it. - 'Cause they're kind of folding.
- It feel like that. - Oh, that's so cute, it does!
- Mm-hmm. - It's like so fluffy!
- Ugh, I don't like the sound of that.
(food squelches) Ugh, God.
- It's small. (gasps) Ooh, I know, I know!
Oatmeal and an egg. - What?
- Mmm. - Okay, this is definitely ramen.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, it's so good!
- Mac and cheese? - What?
- (PvF) Yes! - What!?
You got that? - Yeah, mac and cheese and ramen.
- Ramen, sriracha, and like cheese?
- (PvF) Yes! (bell rings)
- Ramen, oh, mac and cheese with sriracha and ramen.
(bell rings)
- (PvF) This cheesy ramen is seasoned
with some Cajun chile lime and a dash of hot sauce.
Who's amping up their ramen game?
- This is delicious.
- I'm gonna have to disagree. (laughs)
- What!?
- Too spicy for me, man.
- I'm seeing it and tasting it all at the same time,
and I kind of love it.
Like, it's so yummy.
- I think it's stoner! - The sriracha.
- That's like, you know, you always try to think about
how to elevate your ramen.
- This is stoner for sure.
Since the dawn of time,
stoners have been sprucing up Top Ramen.
- Don't you think? - Yeah.
- 'Cause like spicy and salty, like aw, so good.
- Well, 'cause I've been wrong every time,
so I just wanna continue.
- You're getting me with these ingredients though, man.
You're nailing the ingredients.
- Oh, we got it, we got it, we got it!
- Yeah, this is stoner.
(bell rings) (buzzer)
- Yeah, yeah. - I mean...
I mean... - Yeah, yeah.
- He basically made like a Cajun mac and cheese,
but with ramen noodles instead. - (Izzy) Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that looks so good! - Yes, yes!
- Woo! - Ooh chile lime.
- Oh, Frank's Red Hot. - Oh, a classic.
- Wow. - 10 out of 10.
- He is a genius, wow. - Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) THC can elevate dopamine levels,
and promotes the release of ghrelin,
a hormone in the stomach that stimulates hunger.
- Hungry?
After weed? No, I'm just kidding. (laughs)
- Wait, that's a thing?
- Wait. - Wait!
I've never smoked before!
- Okay. - Pasta!
- What the... - Ah!
What is that?
- Oh my God. - Oh my God, ah, ah!
- It's a Cheeto with like melted cheese on it,
and then some type of drink.
- Oh my God, what? - Blue raspberry.
- (PvF) Nope.
- Oh, Flaming Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese,
and a green apple slushy. - (PvF) Yes!
- Oh wow!
- Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese on top,
which is fire, and then, maybe like a green apple
Slurpee, slushie thing?
- (PvF) Yeah! (Jillian screams)
- It's Cheetos with Cheez Whiz, and a green apple slushie, Slurpee.
- (PvF) Yes.
We've got a sour apple slushie with some Flaming Hot Cheetos
and nacho sauce.
This interesting combo is slurp-worthy for which group?
- Slurp-worthy. (laughs)
- Literally just me sober and not pregnant.
- Stoner. - I'll say pregnant.
- Wow!
- I feel like it's a pregnant lady at a baseball game,
and she can't drink beer.
- Honestly, I think this one's trying to trick us.
It gives real stoner,
but then I feel like this combination
just feels pregnancy.
- I'm gonna go pregnancy. - Alright, alright.
- I'm gonna go pregnancy. - Doing the opposite of your...
- I've been wrong, I've been wrong. - Your first impulse, okay.
- So one of us is getting punished! (laughs)
(Jillian screams)
- (narrator) My 7-Eleven must haves.
- Yes! Yes!
(Chanse gasps)
- Finally! - Pregnant AF.
- Got it!
- Not the machine! - Her poor baby.
- It said pfft.
- (PvF) Sweet, sour, spicy, and cheesy, this basically hits
all the major pregnancy cravings buckets in one bite.
- It... - That's intense.
- It's a lot of flavor.
- Yeah, that's why I chose pregnancy,
'cause I'm like, I feel like there's just too much going on here.
- Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Izzy, Jillian, and Nick,
your guesses just weren't as good,
and for that, we've got one more craving just for you.
- That's messed up. - That is messed up.
- (PvF) You're gonna get blindfolded,
Dani's gonna get to feed it to you,
and you guys just get to vote for fun!
- Oh wait. (laughs) My hands.
- He's gonna feed it to me? That's really sweet!
- Oh wow, even better! (Nick laughs)
- Dani. - Oh my God, ew.
- He just stopped in his tracks.
Stop!
- Open up, 'cause here comes the airplane.
- Mmm. (Julian mimics airplane)
Ugh, that's so weird, I get weirded out!
- Okay, you can bite down just a little.
Just bite down, okay, there you go, okay.
- (PvF) What is that?
- Ugh!
- Open wide! Open wide! (laughs)
(Jillian screams) You got it, You got it!
You got it!
- Come on, open up all the way, you gotta...
Alright, alright, there.
- Oh my God.
- That's a good bite, that's a good bite.
- That is, um, oh my God. I know this flavor.
- Why is it so cold? Ugh!
- Hey, hey, people, sometimes people have to...
- It's Chef Boyardee ravioli.
(Dani laughs) - (PvF) Yeah!
- Aww, I love Chef! - But it's cold!
- I love Chef!
- I don't wanna know! - You know what it is.
- I don't wanna know. - (PvF) You do know what it is.
- You know what it is. We have it on camera.
- Oh my God!
- We have it on camera that you know what it is.
- Beef ravioli? - Yeah.
- (PvF) Yes! - (Chanse) You killed that.
- I love beef ravioli. - (Chanse) You killed that.
- Ravioli. - (PvF) Yeah!
- Chef Boyardee ravioli? - Oh, he nailed it.
- (PvF) Who's craving Chef Boyardee ravioli?
That's honestly even worse when it's cold.
- Yeah, it is. (Dani laughs)
Frozen and nasty and slimy and ugh!
- (PvF) Just for fun, you guys get to vote on this last one,
even though Dani already won.
- I get... - Honestly, yeah.
- I get stoner, because it's just like easy.
- No stoner in their right mind
is gonna want cold Chef Boyardee out of the can.
- I'm telling you, it's a laziness thing.
- Pregnant. - 100% is, it's bad.
(Jillian gasps) (buzzer)
- Funny moment?
- Yes. Mm-hmm.
- She's crying. - I get it.
(bell rings) (buzzer)
- I'm terrible at this game. (Julian laughs)
- This poor girl just wants some canned ravioli.
- Right, Chef Boyardee.
- But I love Chef! (laughs)
- You can't have Chef Boyardee,
but you can have Chef Boy-ar-deez nuts!
- Chef Boy-ar-deez nuts is a crime.
- That's a dead man. - Why is he so mean?
(both laugh)
- All husbands who like, make their pregnant wife's cravings
are just top tier. - Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Like, they go through those hoops.
- I will continue to smoke more and hang out with pregnant women.
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this Stoner Vs. Pregnancy Food Cravings video,
let us know what you thought in the comments below.
Be sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more.
- Nicole, have you ever had cold ravioli?
- (PvF) I have, that's why I know it's gross.
- Well, do you wanna try it again?
Oh! - (PvF) Mm-mm.
That's slimy.
- That's like refrigerator cold.