Alright.
Me and my butt--
No fucking way...
No fucking way!
(Laughing)
What is this game?
Start going through the right door...
Right door, right door, right door, right door.
Start going through the right door!
Start going through the right door! [x2]
They all went through the left door.
Oh, I remember this one.
Oh no, this is good, trust me.
Watch, I just stand...
They all try to get up
(Miscellaneous laughter)
This a Bastion Dance?
Let's try to take upper.
Just far right.
Guys, just go up right staircase.
Why aren't we going up upper right staircase?
Come with me far right.
...Or not. You know... Eh, whatever.
Mojo, I will slap your shit, come far right.
I said so--
You guys can confirm: I said like 6 times to go upper-right.
Right?
I just want to make sure that...
That my intentions are clear.
You think I need bullets to kill you?
*dead*
Okay, maybe I need bullets to kill you.
Oh, come on, man!
That was--
That was no way that was in the range of a hook.
Even someone on their team knows that it was bullshit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?
You ever get to the point where you can feel your stomach being physically empty?
All I've had to eat today is a third of a banana.
Not even a full banana, I just... I ate it and I was like,
"I can't finish this"
Watch this.
3...
2...
1-2-3
GO!
*Don't Stop Me Now by Queen plays*
*thwack*
The body!
Shut up!
If he's picking Bastion when we have 2... 3 defense heroes...
2 defense heroes, and 2 attack... then you can't even blame me for not wanting to protect him.
Look, he's sleeping on the job. Fucking idiot.
The only acceptable soldier taun--FUCK!
Fuck!
*karma*
You think this is a good time to be laughing maniacally?
Get your foot off of the table.
People eat there.
Look at me. I got none of my feet on the table.
*applause*
You don't see me.
(FUNKe Magic Powers activate)
It worked!
Flawless.
Oh my god, can you hear my stomach?
That was my stomach. It is screaming.
I gotta win this. For my stomach.
What the fuck just happened?
Oh, shit! That... uhh... predicted.
Hey, where's my F U N K B U D D Y ?
I'm here, but I don't have.
Other Person: Give it to him, anyway.
Same person: Alright, team. You ruined the fucking tradition.
What the fuck?
(mumbling)
FUNKE: Triple gold!
Yay. I hope I get some decent XP off of that...
Here we go!
No way it's not me.
Yay.
I was actually worried it might not be me.
This was legitimately good.
They just didn't kill me for whatever reason.
I guess it was too fast for them, too.
There's no stopping that.
Good game.
Is that even fun?
That was cool.
Come on, chat. Gimme... gimme something cool.
Gimme a high fi-- Gimme a clap.
Can I get a Clappa?
That was pretty cool.
I got like 30 [SR] of that.
*dissappointed horn* No way.
*mumbles* Only 30...
And now for a little game I like to call...
"Context Needed"
I hate me too.
It's like I'm role-playing as a giant frog.
Splooo comes in... The biggest boner killer in the world.
Because I'm an edgy fuck.
It's pretty hardcore, but I like it.
It smells like boiled carrots... acid...
and... you know... vomit.
Do it again.
That was me.
You're welcome. McCree: "Thank you kindly."
Hello.
Hi.
Hanzo: Greetings.
How can you say this to me??? *cries*
Does this look weird?
Person 1: No, stop it.
What're you doing?
Oh, okay...
Okay, I see.
Person 2: That's pretty awful-looking.
FUNKe: Does it look that weird?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: I fucked that up.
Ohh, I trusted--
Oh, no. EW. Never mind.
Don't you touch me.
What... How are you creating momentum?
You're floating.
Person 2: Very carefully.
How-- There's nothing to push against! There's no friction.
That makes no sense at all!
Gotta play 'shneaky'...
(Laughing)
*receives a single bit from Tycheee*
What are you doing?
Why would you do that, Ty? You gave me one.
What kind of a friend gives a single... cent?
Hahaha... That's what you get for killing me when I tried to be friendly.
(Mercy uses Rez)
Look, can't we put our DIFFERENCES BEHIND US?
Too late for that.
*NANO BOOSTED*
What? *stammers*
*stunned*
Did anyone see the animation on that?
I was backwards for, like, half a second.
(FUNKe Magic Powers activate... again)
Person: Oh my god, FUNKe. I don't think they realize you're there
FUNKe: They don't. They don't.
Person: Oh my GOD
*Jason Derulo's Whatcha' Say plays*
You're probably wondering what you just watched.
Well, it was actually STREAM HIGHLIGHTS, MOTHERFUCKER!!
And they're all going on my second channel from now on!
*outro song*