-It is time for "WeTweet." Here we go.
[ Playing "Some Like It Hot" ] ♪ We ♪
[ Cheering and applause ] ♪ Tweet ♪
♪ WeTweet ♪
Welcome to "WeTweet."
This is where we, as a group, decide something
that we should post on Twitter.
I'm going to show you five different tweets.
We're all going to vote
on whether you like each one or not.
You all have voting clickers at your seats.
Yeah, you can vote for all of these.
You can vote for none of them, whatever you want,
and we'll see the results live. Higgins, Roots,
you have your clickers, too. -Click away.
-Whatever tweet gets the most likes,
we will tweet it out live on the show,
so that you can all like it and we tweet it.
[ Ahhs ] It's a shared experience.
Alright, you guys ready for this? Here we go.
The first tweet is...
[ Laughter ]
[ The Roots playing jaunty tune ]
I like that one. -I like that.
-Yeah. The votes are in. Let's see the results.
[ Drumroll ]
Whoa! Not bad!
[ Rimshot ] Thank you.
[ Cheering and applause ] -Alright!
-Alright. That's not bad.
Alright, let's try this next one.
This next one says...
[ Laughter ]
What's it been, like 100 years, 200 years?
-Every every hospital meal has Jell-O.
-That's all they have. "Sorry, the only thing
we can get you for dessert is Jell-O."
-That's it. -I love Jell-O.
-I love J.Lo and I love J.Lo.
-Yeah. -Yeah! Yeah!
-Let's see the results right here.
[ Drumroll ]
-Ooh. -Oh.
[ Rimshot ]
-105.
-You know, when I was in high school,
I remember I started to eat Jell-O all the time,
just to make myself enjoy it,
like to make it my favorite dessert,
[ Laughter ] because --
because I knew that, one day,
I might be on my deathbed in the hospital
[ Laughter ] -Right. -and they're going to go,
"Sorry, Mr. Fallon, we can't feed you anything.
The only thing we can give you is Jell-O."
[ Laughter ]
And you see my heart rate start going
-Beep! -doot!
[ Laughter ] -Beep! Beep beep beep!
-Let's go to this next one here. It says...
[ Laughter ]
Yeah. -Wow.
-I do. -Yeah.
-Cancel it. -I'm going to say yes.
-It's actually not bad.
Tariq, you like that? -Absolutely.
-Yeah. -That's a person after my own heart.
-Let's see the results here.
[ Drumroll ]
-Whoa!
[ Rimshot ]
[ Cheering and applause ] -144.
-Whoo!
-144.
-144, that's a gross, baby. -I like that.
That one's going to be the winner, I think.
-That's 12 dozen, man.
-Oh, I like this one.
This one's pretty good, too.
-Ooh, what's this one, Number 4? -Alright, ready?
Next up, it says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Rimshot ]
It just doesn't work. -Yeah.
-We should delete it from all phrases.
Just 2023, the phrase calm down is dead.
-I'll tell you to calm down! -Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
It never works.
Let's see the results here.
[ Drumroll ]
-Whoa!
[ Rimshot ]
-176! -Wow!
-Dang, J! -There's no way.
There's no way that's going to be -- -176.
-That's almost 100%.
-Only one dozen people didn't vote. -That's fantastic, guys.
I don't think you'll top it, but I'll read the last one,
just in case, because I think it's funny.
This last one is...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Come on.
Come on, everybody!
Come on, let's give it 100%!
[ Laughter ]
Alright, I think we made our decision right here, alright.
Everyone stop voting right here.
Let's see the results right here.
[ Drumroll ]
Oh, that's it! We have a winner!
Looks like it is [ Rimshot ]
Number 4 is the one! Alright! [ Bell dinging ]
[ Cheering and applause ] I'm going to post this during the commercial break.
If you see it on your feed, you give it a like,
give it a WeTweet, and enjoy.
Stick around. We'll be right back
with Christoph Waltz. Wall-tz. [ Cheering and applause ]