Colin and Andy are both huge Kings fans.
Have you seen each other at games?
Yes, absolutely.
Yes.
Many times.
Does he behave, or is he on his phone all the time?
No, he's very good.
He is a die hard fan, true and true.
Yeah.
Do you think you know a lot about the Kings?
I do.
I know a lot about the Kings.
And you know a lot about the Kings.
I know-- I probably know more than him.
Yeah.
That's what you think.
So we're going to play "King of Kings."
Andy, you're going to be, I guess--
Yellow for Andy?
Red.
Oh, you're red.
You're yellow.
I'm yellow.
All right.
All right, here we go.
I'll ask questions.
And then if you get them right, you're safe.
If you get them wrong, look at all this stuff right here.
Something happens.
Oh, all right.
All right.
So I'll ask a question.
Who am I starting with?
Andy.
Andy?
Yeah.
How many Stanley Cups have the Kings won and in what years
did they win?
Two.
2012 and 2014.
You are right!
[DING]
Thank you.
That was easy.
Did you know that?
It's an easy one.
You knew that one.
Yeah, I knew that.
That's an easy one.
All right.
Colin, we know how many Stanley Cups they have won.
Do you know how many ounces are in a cup?
Eight.
That is correct.
[DING]
Andy, you need ice to play ice hockey.
You can tell me what temperature water freezes at, can't you?
32 degrees, Ellen.
That's right.
[DING]
Colin, the Kings moved to the Staples Center in 1999.
How much did the Staples Center cost to construct?
[LAUGHTER]
$52.
No.
[BUZZER]
That is incorrect.
And I am so sorry I have to do this to you.
Get ready.
[YELPS]
I didn't do that.
It was the wrong one.
So then, switch chairs!
I know, I know.
I didn't do that!
I got a little splashback!
All right.
It's not going to happen again.
What?
All right.
Andy.
Many goals are scored using a slap shot.
Who did Cher slap in the film Moonstruck?
I'm going to say it was--
I'm going to say it's not Nick Nolte.
But it's a Nick.
Mhm, yup.
And-- Cage.
Nick Cage.
Yes, Nick Cage.
That's right!
[DING]
That's high praise.
High praise.
Colin, hockey players are known for losing their teeth
during the game.
How many teeth are in a human mouth?
23?
No, it's reversed.
That was close.
32.
[BUZZER]
Oh!
Ah!
Nail him.
[YELPS]
All right.
Hey, look.
You're in the home jersey now.
Please switch with me.
You're in the white jersey now.
All right.
Is there ever a time the joke is not on me?
OK, here.
That's not--
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Something is wrong.
Is something wrong with that one?
[INAUDIBLE]
All right.
Andy.
What?
Tell me--
I'm going to get it wrong.
Tell me the name of the Kings mascot.
Bailey.
All right.
Bailey what?
The--
Oh, Bailey the Lion.
OK.
[DING]
Colin.
Hit him.
You both know a hat trick is when
a player scores three goals.
But what can you tell me-- but can you
tell me, what is the name of the three-cornered hat
worn by our founding fathers?
It's like we're setting you up to lose this game.
Do you know what this is?
A tri--
Just hit him.
Hit him with that.
A tri--
All right.
I will.
A tri-cornered hat.
Oh!
[BLEEP]
[DINGING]
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