today I am getting back at Logan and I am going to do it in the most despicable way
possible remember when this is an evil plan I have created my very own minions
to break into Logan's house sneak our way past the security system and steal the one
and only thing he truly loves no not his girlfriend his dog but to do this we are
going to need an evil base what did you two do this is not evil today Logan is not here
your skin Hat's pretty much tripping why are you small this is not skin hat I shave my head
Logan has put me in prison in the McDonald's my favorite place and it broke my heart we are going
to get the Revenge Revenge and I've stayed up all night working on this little two-way device
I also watched all of the Minions movies so I know how to be grew this will turn you into two
of the most beautiful working creatures I could possibly ask for we had to become minions yes
oh no I think Phil's grade was already small but it just got a lot smaller
what's the time of his life he's happier than he's ever been yeah
listen we have very important evil stuff to do
it listen to me nice guys we are going on the field trip
toy store to buy all of the Minions toys so we can make an evil face remember to buckle
your seeds safety first remember this is an evil plan okay yes we are here we are at the
toy store very evil stuff in here but it is only Minions toys stuff that looks like you
okay we're here we can have everything you want
what does he do make me pancakes in the morning okay we get the baby all done then we go home
straight into the car remember look both ways come on tell us not the right way through the
car the car is this way Phillip okay gentlemen listen up we've got lots of really fun toys
but listen first remember we are doing an evil plan to get back at Logan and steal his dog
I need you to build me the best Evil Base you possibly can then we can take it out with toys
until then I have some very evil stuff to do I think who's playing video games so you get to work
guys guys I'm coming back to see how all of your hard work's been going wow you actually did
something yeah I like this very evil base going looks like it's like a tombstone or something
just put away the latter now let's take a look around back wow so it looks like the evil base
is coming along it is looking great then we are going to deck it out with all of our evil
supplies also a tiny Yoda baby because Phil or Biggs wanted a Yoda baby but most importantly
this mess will not be ready for me to steal Logan's dog okay well I'm not paying you guys
to sit around so maybe get back to work okay but in all seriousness guys this fort is going
to be the coolest most evilest looking Base Ever full on Tombstone green moss maybe even
blood soaking on the outside but before we get to that let's take a look on the inside we need
to turn this whole thing into an evil layer then we can play with the toys toys yes only once you
have finished building the basement okay okay I will put the batteries in baby over while I put
batteries in baby oh they used to have to paint the base okay make it very spooky look at me
yes very spooky okay I'm going to go get the hundred dollar baby Yoda and put the batteries in
what's up
okay okay settle down I'm just excited you to see
the Evil Base I cannot wait to use this to finally pull off my prank on walking
what is this this is not an evil base what did you two do which one is Phil this is not
evil I said black with blood scary look how am I supposed to pull off evil stuff no I mean this
I am going to be the laughing stock of all the villains light coming out of his mouth
no no bubbles bubbles are not evil bubbles okay turn the bottle machine off now this was
supposed to be evil we are trying to pull off a crime stealing Logan's dog this place looks
like a candy Factor why does he have a cotton candy machine in my Evil Base we do not have
time for the cotton candy no Philip Phillip you put too much candy in the cotton candy machine
that looks disgusting no I don't want that yeah I don't want that listen up this is very important
piece look this way with your big eye you are going to break into Logan's condo get past all
of this security and steal his dog is his dog okay we are going to bring it back to my very
evil base which now smells like cotton candy and we are going to put the dog inside reason you
two have to do this I cannot be a part of this because if I get caught I will go to prison you
two I don't know what they'll do wait wait wait hold on do not use that no not in here no no no
no no we are using this light okay we are leaving
the base and going down the slide the slide is stopping I am stuck
come on
I'm stuck and my minions have left me and will not help me what is this what's going on
you built a minion a real-life minion
Hey Jake why are you talking like this come on I'm not talking like anything I do not know what
you're talking about you have an accent that I built myself with the help of no one else this is
what I do and I'm alone at home having fun totally normal well Jake I would say this thing is far
from normal this has to be 20 feet tall no yes hi Logan it's Jake not the group what are you doing
not not not nothing we are gonna have a fun day together just me and you because no one else has
been here you're acting awfully weird and sweaty I'm not weird or sweaty this is my new bedroom
you can't go in it come on dude let's go come on no no look look don't go back there I'm genuinely
confused this is awesome now you might be thinking Jake you are crazy obsessed with minions and that
is what this is I am a minion Knight Jake I don't know why you sound so upset about that I love
minions too yeah and the best part about loving minions is that nothing thing evil would be going
on the amount of times you've been saying evil and nothing's happening is making me think there's
something happening that is not true I have not said evil even once uh I haven't said evil once
I guess I'll be on my way now
this is perfect Logan doesn't suspect Ed gee I literally heard you say that what I didn't
say nothing why don't you come over here and try one of the Minion toys we have so many
things to choose from okay at this very moment bakes and Phil should be breaking
into Logan's conduct the mission is going as planned yes very cool thing we got here wow
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minions do you know how minions are made no how are they made well Jake is acting
awfully suspicious but I have to admit this minions Fort is incredible I mean
come on it looks just like a minion I just don't know what's going on with Jake foreign
security breach uh Jake alarms going off at the condo no alarms are going off that I heard
there's been an issue with alarms lately why don't we go play some video games for the next
three hours we got video games in your forehead no but I have a gaming room follow me foreign
just me and you playing video games all day nothing evil going on yeah I
just wish Phil and Biggs were here I don't know where those
guys are I'm sure they're up to something no good I mean good Papa
uh Logan yeah the guy there's always got the hill I gotta use the bathroom I will be right back
yeah Logan this is gonna be a big one I had a Taco Bell for lunch so don't mind me if I'm a little a
little long in here you've got a lot of time look into the other room where's the dog put the dog in
the backpack get the dog out of the backpack I don't want his dog to get hurt I seriously
can't speak a living dog oh no no no no no no no what is the cheek Phil and Biggs are minions
no you are dreaming right now you're trying to surprise me with the minions
for it uh yes that's exactly what I was doing this whole time and Biggs and Phil
are minions and happy birthday come on guys it's not my birthday
it was totally all not evil
stupid minions ah I had to talk in a GrooVe Voice for three days and they got me a stuffed
animal folken thinks that I'm over the whole McDonald's prison escape oh I'm not maybe the
minions didn't work and yeah I probably should have thought that turning Biggs and Phil who
already weren't competent enough to steal a dog and dominions wouldn't make anything
better but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop here that means I just need to get more evil
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