Extremely awkward
when I first ordered one in America, though.
Did they know what it was?
No. I just yelled the words 'wet p***y' across the bar.
And the bartender was like, "Uh..."
It was like a record scratch.
I was like, "Can I get a wet p***y shot?"
It was like the record scratched and the bar went silent,
and I was like, "Oh, I guess that's not a drink here."
Hi LADbible, I'm Margot Robbie,
and we are gonna play a game of Do You Even Know Me?
Animal Timers.
I'm gonna be eating a load of Australian and British snacks
and telling you which is the far superior one,
which I'm pretty sure will be the Australian ones.
But we can test it out.
You should follow LADbible. It's really good, by the way.
What do I keep with me every night in bed?
A...
Your husband, I hope?
A packet of biscuits in case I get hungry.
Mmm.
B...
AirPods because my own snoring wakes me up.
Okay.
Or C, a stuffed toy animal called Bunny.
Bunny.
Yeah.
When did you get Bunny?
The day I was born.
Bunny is very old and doesn't look anything like,
doesn't remotely resemble a bunny rabbit anymore.
She's so old, but...
Oh, you do? Oh good.
Do you sleep with it every night though?
So... okay.
Can you tell my husband this?
Because he's like, "This is so weird
that we have to be in bed with a stuffed toy."
He waits until he thinks I'm asleep.
And then he throws Bunny out of bed.
No.
Yeah.
And I get so mad.
I'm like, "Don't you dare throw Bunny out of bed!"
Ah, the things Bunny has seen.
Yeah. Well, no, she hasn't seen that much. So anyways.
No, no, no, sorry.
Castlemaine XXXX, about as classic as it gets in Australia,
versus John Smith's.
I don't know John Smith's.
Yorkshire smooth ale.
Again, it just tastes like home to me.
And I have so many great memories associated with it,
but...
Dramatic.
Oh, that's awful.
That is so bad.
Is that meant to be a good beer?
Not to offend anyone up north.
I love going out in Manchester, but just...
I would highly recommend you try a XXXX, in future.
I had tequila shots last night and it's...
Oh God!
... And I am regretting it.
You strongly disagree that tequilas are the best shots.
Not the best shot.
But then what is the best shot?
I'm partial to a Jägerbomb.
I'm not gonna lie.
Because you get, you know,
you get the kick of the Red Bull there.
Yes.
But the best shot
is in Australia.
And excuse my language, it's called a wet p***y shot.
(laughs) Okay.
And it is the most delicious shot.
Naturally.
No one's mad about having a wet p***y shot.
It's mainly vodka and then topped up with peach schnapps,
bit of cranberry juice...
Oh God.
...And a squeeze of lime.
No, it's delicious.
You could have, like, 10 of them.
The word 'schnapps'
just brings up, like...
Oh, I've had a bad time
on schnapps.
...Too many memories.
They're so good.
It was extremely awkward when I first ordered one
in America though.
Did they know what it was?
No!
I just yelled the words 'wet p***y' across the bar
and the bartender was like "Uh..."
It was like a record scratch.
I was like, "Can I get a wet p***y shot?"
It was like a record scratch and the bar went silent.
And I was like, "Oh, I guess that's not a drink here."
In the time it takes this horse to escape,
name five websites.
Uh, BuzzFeed, LADbible, Google, POPSUGAR...
Redtube.
She's, she's...
I think she's kicking my ass.
Can we start this game over?
We're just warming up.
Can do this when my hangover wears off?
I... like, my... I'm brain dead.
In my opinion, what is the best prank I pulled as a child?
A: Put a fart cushion under my teacher's chair
and was never found out.
B: Put gravy in the shower head at home
so my brother had a nasty shower.
C: Faked my own death for a babysitter.
I feel like you would've done all of these things.
It's gravy with your brother, isn't it?
No, it's not.
I faked my own death.
Did you really?
Yeah. I really didn't like the babysitter.
No s**t.
It's a great story. I'll tell you after.
Come on.
Do you wanna hear it now?
Do we have time?
Yeah, we have plenty of time.
Well, our usual babysitter, Talia,
who was a high school student, and I adored her so much.
My mum, maybe she had exams or something, I'm not sure.
But my mum got another babysitter in, this old lady,
and she was really grumpy and mean.
And I was so p**sed off that we didn't have Talia anymore.
And in defiance I was just not gonna listen to anything
this old mean lady babysitter had to say.
She was like, "Go have your bath."
And I was like, "No."
She was like, "Go take a bath."
And I was like (growls).
I was like, 'You are gonna pay for this.'
In my head I said that.
And then I went and I took a giant kitchen knife and ketchup
and I lay naked on the tiles outside the bathroom,
covered myself in ketchup, and put the knife next to me.
And I lay there.
Like, I committed.
I lay there for 40 minutes on these cold tiles.
And I remember thinking like,
'She has got to come check on me soon.'
It was very irresponsible actually
for her not to come check soon.
But eventually, she did come,
and I almost gave her a heart attack.
Anyway, she didn't come back.
She didn't come back?
That was, that was...
I once woke up with the worst hangover
and I only had two Advil,
like, it was my only two ibuprofen.
So they were, it was like gold dust.
And I immediately went to take it.
Grabbed the glass
that was close to the bed.
Oh no.
It was straight vodka.
And I was, like, shocked. I was like, 'What to do?
Do I swallow the vodka?
'Cause then I get the Advil.
Or do I spit it all out?'
What did you do?
I ended up drinking it.
They just cancelled each other out.
Yeah, they cancelled each other out.
Nothing happened.
The hangover did not improve.
Hair of the dog. Does that work?
Doesn't work on me.
Do you ever do that?
It doesn't work on me.
Tim Tams versus Penguins.
Tim Tams.
Amazing. So good.
Now, my husband thinks that Penguins are better
because they come with a joke.
Why was the penguin's head so cold?
I don't know.
Where do they say the answer?
I'm probably just an idiot and I'm missing it.
Doesn't even come close.
Tim Tams are far superior, for sure.
Mmm. Dressing down, I don't prefer it.
I'm not gonna strongly disagree with this statement.
I just, you know.
I feel like there's a time and place for everything.
Yeah.
Right?
And there's a time and place for dressing down.
Yeah. I think I'm in dressing up mode right now.
We are both.
We are.
So, I'm on this side of the table
We have to strongly disagree.
Yeah, on the Barbie press tour...
I mean, I'm a little bit dressed down now,
as you can tell.
I didn't try very hard.
This is maybe the most dressed down I've been in a month,
yeah.
Yeah, you look very subdued.
It's such a muted pink.
It's more of a salmon today.
You're like Not Trying Barbie today.
Yeah, this is LowKey Barbie.
This is Low Maintenance Barbie, today.
With all my jewels.
Your, uh...
My shell necklace.
Why did I wanna call them cockshells?
They're not cockshells.
What are cockshells?
And tell me what a cockshell is.
I have no...
This is replicating out my beach-
My beach little outfit.
Was this custom?
Yeah.
I love it.
Thanks.
What is my favourite book series ever?
A: The Twilight Saga.
B: 50 Shades.
C: Harry Potter.
It's Harry Potter.
I know. That was too easy, that one.
Too easy. You knew it was gonna be too easy.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know? I did...
It's a bit of a soft, it's a bit of a raw point for me
but I did the test on the Pottermore website,
which is the legit one.
And I'm actually in Hufflepuff.
And I was really upset about that to begin with.
But then I read why, and actually I think that makes sense.
Why? Why?
Hufflepuffs are actually very loyal friends
and very hardworking people.
Oh. That makes sense.
And I thought,
'I'm a loyal friend.'
Plus Cedric Diggory was in Hufflepuff and he's a G,
so you know.
There you go.
Thanks LADbible. Thanks for having me.
I think you should.
I disagree with that.
I feel like that's the best usage of an Instagram account.
You've got a cute pet.
Yeah.
I would love to see
your videos of a cute pet, you know.
I think animal videos and pictures
are the best and highest purpose of Instagram.
Absolutely.