Tripp: How's it going?
Male: Hey, welcome to Medieval Times.
Tripp: Good. Listen, I was just knighted.
Male: Congratulations!
Tripp: So, I think I could sign up for a joust.
Male: All right. Well, we're kind of busy. What's your name?
Tripp: My name is Tripp. Sir Tripp.
Male: Sir Tripp, okay. Thursday at nine, are you available?
Tripp: Of course I'm available for a joust.
Male: Perfect!
Tripp: Hold on a second. You hear that? My phone is somewhere in here. It's right in here.
Male: Yeah.
Tripp: Yeah, right in there.
What's going on? Do you got some under armor?
Female: Under armor?
Tripp: Yeah.
Female: Like what?
Tripp: For to wear under my armor? You want a what?
Tyler: Turkey light.
Tripp: They don't have turkey. I'll take a numeral V please.
I just want to say thanks for what you do.
Male: Thanks man.
Tripp: And if you ever need any help or anything, just let me know.
Male: Thanks.
Tripp: Also, did you see the Tic Tacs? I need to get some Tic Tacs. When this thing is down and
I'm smelling that. You know what I'm saying? It is rank. Thank you.
Just wondering if you guys
had any round tables? I was look for a, not top of the line, but somewhere right below that round
table? This is good.
Tyler: It used to make it a way.
Tripp: Does this have a leaf that makes it -
Danielle: It makes it an oval.
Tripp: No, when you put the leaf in there - it's an oval. It's not round anymore.
Female: Right. So you need something -
Tripp: 23?
Tyler: 3, 21?
Tripp: Can you just -
Danielle: Let me write it out for you.
Tripp: Hold on a second. Can you just shut up?
Tyler: You just play your own horn on the way out.
Danielle: My name's Danielle, and there's my signature.
Tripp: Thank you. It's nice to meet you. Next time, when I'm in a public place you, don't just
quit on me. I'm really sorry.
Tyler: Really?
Tripp: I just - it's good.
Tyler: We're done.
Tripp: I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good, good night.
Joust time baby. Give me one of your best guys, alright? Let's do this.
Male: Green knight, at the ready? Blue knight at the ready.
Tripp: Alright, let's get on this bad boy.
Male: My lords, play on!
Tripp: I'm out. Got a defective horse. #[Gidiyap]. Turn around. How's it going?
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