>>> THIS IS LINCOLN HEIGHTS HOME ROOM TV CHANNEL HDMI 3.
COMING UP AT 9:30, ANNOUNCEMENTS.
BUT FIRST, FRESHMAN CLASS NEWS AND OPINION SHOW, FRESH TAKES.
>> GOOD MORNING LINCOLN HIGH. I'M DUSTIN PURCELL, CLASS OF
2021. WE ARE TALKING ALL THE CAMPUS
NEWS WITH OUR PANEL, SCOTT PAR TECH, MY BEST FRIEND, BUT ON
THIS SHOW, MY WORST ENEMY. >> HEY, SOMEONE HAS TO CALL YOU
ON YOUR BS. >> OW, THAT HURTS.
AND GIVING US HER PERSPECTIVE, MY FRIEND WHO IS A GIRL, I LIKE
HER, BUT NOT IN THAT WAY. CHRISSY LANE.
>> THIS BAND-AID IS FOR A CUT NOT A ZIT.
>> CAN WE GET A FACT CHECKER ON THAT.
>> AND LASTLY, HE'S GOT ALL THE #
GOSSIP, AP HISTORY TEACHER, MR. BURTON.
>> ALWAYS A BLAST, DUSTIN. HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR GOSSIP JUICY
AS HELL. >> IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND.
WE WILL GET TO OUR TOP STORIES IN JUST A MOMENT.
WE ARE WAITING ON AN ANNOUNCE MENT FROM THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
WE WILL COVER THAT LIVE WHEN IT BEGINS.
LET'S START WITH THE STORY ALL THE FRESHMEN ARE TALKING ABOUT
TODAY. SOMEONE BEEFED IN FIRST PERIOD
GYM. IT WAS A CRAZY LOUD RIPPER.
EVERYONE LAUGHED. EVERYONE SMELT IT.
PANEL. DAVID GOODMAN IS A CLASS CLOWN
TYPE. HE WOULD HAVE YELLED SAFETY AND
OWNED IT. >> I KNOW I'M GOING TO CATCH A
LOT OF FLAK FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY HERE.
BUT I HEARD FROM TWO RELIABLE SOURCES THAT IT WAS JENNY
HOPPERS. >> SHE'S THE GREATEST STUDENT IN
SCHOOL. SHE NEVER BLASTS ONE IN FRONT OF
PEOPLE. >> SHE IS TOO POPULAR.
SHE HAS TOO MUCH TO LOSE. >> SHE WOULD HAVE GONE OUTSIDE.
WE ARE GETTING TOO HEATED. LET'S HEAR FROM A SPONSOR.
>> LINCOLN MY MAGIC CLUB IS A PROUD SPONSOR OF FRESH TAKES.
JOIN MAGIC CLUB TODAY, AND DISCOVER WHY IT'S TRULY -- THE
KING OF CLUBS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELCOME BACK. DANIEL IS WITH JESSICA PEREZ.
>> YOU ARE SO OUT OF THE LOOP IT'S CUTE.
THEY BROKE UP AFTER ALL THAT HOMECOMING DRAMA.
AND LAST FRY I HEARD DANIEL TELL CHAD BRANDEL THAT HE
THOUGHT CHRISTIE WAS HOT. THEN ON MONDAY CHRISTIE SUDDENLY
STARTS DRESSING EXTRA SEXY. COINCIDENCE?
NO WAY. THAT'S ALL FOR DANIEL.
>> MR.B I'M NOT BUYING IT. >> CHRISTIE ALWAYS DRESSES CUTE.
>> CUTE, YES. SEXY?
NO. I MEAN, SHE WAS WEARING KNEE
SOCKS AND TIGHT BABY Ts. COME ON, THE GIRL IS CHUMMING
THE WATERS, AND THAT HORNY STUD IS CIRCLING THE BOAT.
BUT I HOPE CHRISTIE IS ON BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE DANIEL PURDHAM
FAMOUSLY HATES CONDOMS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>> THAT WAS KIND OF WEIRD, MR. B.
LET'S HEAR FROM ANOTHER SPONSOR, DRAMA CLUB.
>> HEY GUYS, AUDITIONS FOR THE MUSICAL ON THURSDAY.
AND WE NEED GUYS. OUR ONLY LIKE DECENT GUY SINGER
IS TOMMY SHORE, AND THE DUDE'S ACTING SUCKS.
AND I HAD TO STAGE KISS TOMMY SCHWARTZ ONCE AND NO LIE DUDE'S
MOUTH TASTE LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER. FOR MOTION INFORMATION, ASK ME,
BRIT CAM PELL. OR ME, TOMMY SCHWARTZ.
>> LOOKS LIKE NURSE PAM IS READY TO SPEAK.
WE GO LIVE NOW TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
>> THE RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK'S SCOLIOSIS TESTS ARE IN.
BRIAN MACKIE, YOU HAVE SCOLIOSIS.
COME SEE ME NOW. WOO.
BIG NEWS. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE THIS
MORNING. TOMORROW'S TOP STORY, MR. B. IN
HOT WATER FOR COMMENTS HE JUST MADE ABOUT STUDENTS' SEX LIVES.
>> OH, NO. COME ON.
NOT AGAIN. >> STAY TUNED FOR THE MORNING
ANNOUNCEMENTS. FRESH TAKES.