THAT WAS TOO MUCH
Ah, good day everyone, and welcome to today's video!
Here with Mirrrrraaaanda! Hellloooooooo
Wow, I love it when you sing.
Me too, who doesn't?
It's my favorite.
Thank you.
So, Miranda and I have done so many videos in the past,
we actually just shot something
on her channel, which she found out that she was a sinner.
Yes
So.
I'm not a sinner, it was an accident!
Yeah, okay. So anyways, I thought it would be cool if
we tried a bunch of weird flavored toothpastes.
Delicious.
Like we have Bacon, we have cupcake, we have bubblegum...
We have all the crazy flavors.
It's going to be so fun!
And I hate brushing my teeth, so this will make it fun.
Yeah! A lot of them are kids ones, so they'll be perfect for you.
Perfect.
Oh! Also I have a gift for you.
What is it?
So, last time you were here you left your lipstick, I threw it out on accident
So I got you a new one.
So this one is actually really cool, you can, um, try it on for yourself
So I just put it on?
Yeah.
Nothing's coming out.
Here, let me see.
AHH!
JOEY!
Hehe, what?
You tried to light my face on fire!
It's a lighter, look!
Why would you do that?
Because it was a. . .joke!
You're trying to light my face on fire?!
I wasn't trying to light your face on fire
I was trying to light your hair on fire
Because my face is so LIT?!
Wow
That was a good one, Miranda.
(gasp)
It's broken. . .you broke it Miranda
Well that's what you get for trying to light my freaking face on fire
Oh my go--
Are you like. . .
A witch?
No I'm not a witch.
I'm on my period.
Oh I'm just(laughs and mumbles)
Just because it's that time of the month
Doesn't mean
That I'm always grumpy
Okay, alright girl
So do you want to start out with some of these. . . toothpastes
Yes let's do it
Okay so let's start out with
CUPCAKE
FA-LAVORED
Oh my god. . .
If you're a child
And you don't want to brush your teeth. . .
Like Miranda
It's gonna be so good
Have a damn cupcake!
. . .flavored.
Mmm-Hm!
Mmmm!
Oh let me smell!
What does it smell like?
Smells like. . . candles!
Hahah it does smell like candles
Okay
K just gonna give me a little squibble
mmm
Wow!
That's yummy!
That tastes like a fricking cupcake
well yeah thats the point.
I'm actually surprised by this,
I'm gonna brush my teeth everyday.
Oh my god I'd be so confused, honestly
So they just took cupcakes and put it in this?
Yea!
So why don't we just take cupcakes and rub it on our teeth?
You know what, you should just do that from now on.
Yeah!
Instead of brushing your teeth
Here, news to the Earth,
You can just take a cupcake and rub it on your teeth
News to earth, here you go.
That ones De-LITCHious
How do you feel about chocolate toothpaste?
Ooo there is chocolate toothpaste?
Look, there is even a little surfer boy on there... How do you feel about little boys on surfboards?
I love little boys, it looks like they are riding a poopy.
They got a seal on that poopy pretty good.
They do
Mm. Uh!
Joey: Okay
Squeezy squeezy on my peezy
On your peezy? Okay here we go
Does it taste like chocolate?
MM! Oh my gosh that's good!
Tastes like a chocolate milkshake
Oh my god!
It does taste like a chocolate. . .