because when white people do one thing it's called one thing and black people
do that exact same thing is called something else like poaching how hunting
terrorist s
profile priest welcome to candid Africa truthful and Unapologetic at the tablet price is very good
at winding people up and they're showing all these images of all these migrants coming in
boats and people are freaking out generally people freaking out people are like oh my god
oh these immigrants all these immigrants coming from Africa from Africa all these immigrants
coming from Africa I'm like guys relapse British people 200 years ago you came to Africa you took
so many of us against our will you even paid for the shipping now we are coming willingly
and we
believe what is not to like British people relax enjoy it
people people getting very runned up you can just hear it they're saying oh no Britain has
an open door policy not when it comes to Africa why do you think we come on the boats nostalgia
two types of visas that are available to people from Africa one of them is welcome to India
the the other one is called the ancestry Visa
and basically what that means that you have to have white blood in you
and that is the one that I applied for because I figured that I have white blood cells in me and
face the Holy Mountain of brightness renamed by the British Mount Kenya
pushed it right they went round Africa renaming places irrespective of whether
they were holy or cultural significance they just renamed them like in East
Africa we have a lake and this lake is shared between three countries Kenya
Uganda Tanzania and each one of these countries has a name for the lake in Kenya we called it in
Uganda they called it in Tanzania they called it nyanza the British called it Victoria
so in honor of the British people that went round Africa renaming places I too
have been touring Britain and I have renamed a few places
it's okay you can thank me later I have now renamed the Hadrian sport how are you still
stupid wolves never work the Buckingham Palace I'm going to call it the gold mine
Botanical Gardens I'm going to call it the firewood place on the top of London with
its history of chopping people's heads off I'm simply going to call it the Saudi Arabian Embassy
thank you so the British arrived in the central province of Kenya to find my tribe
the gokuyo people and when they arrived they were like do you have democracy
like what do you have democracy it's like um we just want to dig
do you have democracy what is your mood of God does like uh I'm out of governance is actually
very simple every family has to choose a representative in the Village Council and
every village has to choose a representative in the district council and every district has to
choose a representative in the provincial Council but do you have a prime minister
we don't have a prime minister we have someone called the judge well what are
the ethos of your Parliament well the ethos of our parliament are actually very simple anybody
that is greedy anybody that is self-serving including all perverts are kicked out of
our Parliament they're like good grief you still have anybody left in your Parliament
anyhow it would appear that you do not understand the concept of
democracy so now we are here to teach you democracy now get off your launch
we go go and join the mouse iosama no not the Maasai
they must say a warrior tribe that drink blood to stay alive and to prove his manhood I must
say man has a bare knuckle fight with a lion like Bam Bam with a lion and if he dies people
will know he was weak and everybody will be like always knew that boy was a coward
now eeny meeny miny mo should we take our chances with people that drink blood and
have a bare knuckle fight with a lion or should we take our chances with people
who drink tea and cake and are completely overpowered by sunshine and pollen thank you
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