Robert Mueller's boss,
Rod Rosenstein, has been fired by Donald Trump...
or he resigned...
or he's about to resign.
Or both, or neither.
Either way, it's breaking news.
The breaking news now: CNN can report
that the deputy attorney general
Rod Rosenstein is expecting to be fired
by President Trump.
NEWSMAN: Rod Rosenstein, NBC News is reporting
that he has offered to resign.
NEWSWOMAN: I want to ask you also to react
to the Rod Rosenstein news,
though we don't know exactly what it is.
Is he offering his resignation? Is he resigning?
Is he getting fired? I-I-I'm...
I'm confused why there's so much confusion.
And I wish I could help with your confusion,
but I, too, am confused with your confusion,
-Yeah. -as those who are watching right now
are so confused.
Thank you, news.
I am so informed now.
You realize these people interrupted our day
just to tell us that they don't know what's going on.
Like, look, even the cameraman is like, "I'm so confused
"I'm just gonna show you a picture of this car.
Here's a car. You guys see the wheels? Yeah."
Like, if I wanted to hear people guess what's going on,
I would just spend all day at the barbershop.
You'd just be like, "Yo, I heard Rosenstein got fired."
"Nah, I heard that dude resigned to avoid being fired
by a president who's clearly trying to obstruct justice."
"Hey, y'all think Rosenstein could beat Jordan?"
(laughter)
Anyway, it turned out that what happened with Rosenstein
was basically nothing.
He still has his job, and, uh, so do all those newspeople.
-In other news... -(laughter)
next time you take a selfie, you might want to make sure
your insurance coverage is up to date.
NEWSMAN: The Los Angeles Times reports hikers chasing likes
on Instagram are breaking limbs and needing to be rescued.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
Search and Rescue teams
conducted 681 missions last year.
That's a 38% increase since 2013.
They say the single largest factor for that increase
is people posting videos of extreme activities online.
Okay. I know falling off a mountain
because you were taking a selfie sounds stupid,
but on the other hand, those rescue pics get mad likes,
you gotta admit, you gotta admit.
Yeah. In my opinion, we should just leave them there.
They'll just be down there like, "Yeah, what do you think now?"
"I'm afraid of dying!"
Then it's like, " You're afraid of dying?"
"Well, not... Just my phone. It's about to die!"
And by the way, before people come out
trying to judge millennials, don't forget,
van Gogh lost an ear painting a selfie,
so this is nothing new.
All right. And finally, for all those nervous parents
who worry every time they put their kids on the school bus
in the morning, you were right.
Bringing up the latest now, a school bus driver
caught on camera allowing students as young as 11
to steer the bus.
Parents are demanding answers, as the driver faces charges.
NEWSMAN: What you're looking at is a child behind the wheel
of a school bus Thursday.
The actual bus driver, Joandra McAttee,
apparently teaching her and two others
how to drive it.
NEWSMAN: By the time McAttee showed up
at the school bus barn to pick up her next check,
police were there waiting, arresting her
and charging her with neglect of a dependent.
Wow, she was charged?
What a bunch of haters, man.
Yo, that driver made school fun.
You think those kids will ever miss school ever again?
Those kids are like, "Can we do this every day?"
And as a bonus, it's job training.
Huh? Where do you think the next generation
of bus drivers is coming from?
Not all your kids are going to Harvard, people.
This is an amazing story. And I know people are like,
"Oh, Trevor, what if they crash that bus?"
Well, they didn't, okay?
So it seems to me like that driver
was doing a good job of teaching them.
Because also, you read about school bus crashes all the time.
How many of those were driven by kids?
None? So I rest my case.