[Intro.]
Chase: Hey guys, it is me, Chaseypoo.
Today I am doing a Q&A because I haven't done one in a long time
and I asked my Twitter people [inhale]: "Send me some questions."
and y'all are weird, okay?
I'm going to say it right now, y'all are weird.
I will say one thing though: you guys, you guys are awesome.
Okay? Because sometimes you ask me really really really random questions
like: "What's your next hair colour?", "What country would you like to visit next?".
Those are good questions for a Q&A.
And then sometimes you ask me questions that are so good that they become topic questions.
So thank you for that, because there are a lot of topics that I have gotten from just one question.
So that's great.
But then you'll ask things like: "Bees?"
and "How many limes does it take to change a light bulb?"
[pfouuf.]
Anyways, I love you so much, you guys are amazing.
And if you're not following me on Twitter, you should be because I'm super active on there for some reason?
It's like my go to social media now because Facebook and..whatever.
[laughs]
Uhm, and Youtube is just my life so I don't even count that as a social media
because it's like "What else do I do with my time?"
I'm just always on here.
So. Today I'm going to answer some of your questions
So that we can, uhm, get it in, and just talk a little bit about certain things.
And I'm going to be like really rude and have my phone
Apple product placement!
Oh shit!
Sponsor me Apple..
Oh my god..Can you imagine?
Oh my god, can you imagine Apple send me free i-uh, whatever.
Okie dokie.
"What is your favourite dildo, stp, packer?"
"PLEASE READ MY NAME OUT LOUD."
All right, The Spooky Bee, with all these squiggly lines.
I have read your name out loud.
What is my favourite?
Like, dildo, packer, or stp?
Or, all of them? I don't know how to explain this.
But because I don't want this video to get age restricted
because all my videos that I put peens in get age restricted
and I would like everyone to be able to access this video
[heavy breath intake]
I will tell you that my favourite packer, to wear, for me
is the Mr Limpy extra small.
Okay?
Link in the description.
My favourite STP is the EZP STP.
That one is probably my favourite EZ-Stp to use.
And third, what is my favourite dildo?
[tuts.]
I don't like that word because it implies, like..
That it's not part of me.
So I will say that my favourite prosthetic penis to use for
sexual activity is the Bono by Transthetics.
So. I will link all of those in the description below and I did review these products in the past
so I will put all of the reviews below so you can take a look
so that this video doesn't get age restricted!
And I don't want to take out my Mr Limpy
because I am wearing it and I wear it every day
and I'm going to like, fling it into my face and there's going to be like
dust everywhere..Dust? Why would there be dust on my packer?
[singing] When you're lonely and no one has touched your peen for so long..
[heavy sigh]
"Who was your icon growing up?"
Bee emoji. Bee emoji.
Well thank you, @wdeegaster.
Dgaster..
Goo-gaster. Whatever.
Who is my fave-... my icon.
K, y'all...okay...I can only think of one person
in my life, that I've looked up to, more than anyone ever...
Ellen.
And if y'all don't know
lit...okay, like literally, my first channel was Ellen DeGeneres something.
Like, that was literally my first channel on YouTube.
I made videos of me dancing for Ellen.
Like, this is literally my life;
I have videos of me reacting to videos that I've made on that channel.
Ellen was life.
I went to
a store and like, bought clothes so that I could look like Ellen,
I bleached my hair and had an Ellen hairstyle.
Like, Ellen was...and...and all...to this day...she has said some problematic things
and I'm like, "What is happening, don't ruin this for me."
She is still my icon,
she is still my hero
and I feel
[tuts] [inhales]
I feel like I have come to a time in my life
that it is time for me to get my Ellen tattoo that I have been planning for 7 years.
And because I have been planning it for 7 years, I know that this is something that I want.
I'm not gonna tell you what it is;
it'll be a big surprise, but
it is something that relates to me so close, it is so close to my heart
and I'm just so excited to finally get this tattoo,
when I have money, not right now.
Uhm, plus summer's coming; not a good idea to get a tattoo in the summer
'cause I would like to go swimming.
But, yes, Ellen is still my icon and...my icon? Is that a weird word...icon?
Who's your icon?
Maybe you're talking about like, a display picture, like your icon?
Like, what's your favorite emoji? But your favorite like...
[exhales] what am I talking about? Chase, [mumbled] shut the fuck up.
Okay, from the same person....
"HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" Damn boy, why you yelling?
I'm good today.
Yesterday, I had so much anxiety, I couldn't breathe,
I had like, crazy heart palpitations,
I could hear my anxiety,
I could hear my heartbeat, I could feel it in my throat,
I could taste my anxiety, it was so bad.
My middle name was changed to Anxiety.
Uhm....
Chase Anxiety Ross, is now my name, by the way.
I don't know what was going on with me and then this morning I woke up with a lot of anxiety.
I still have a lot of anxiety but I don't...[deep inhale]
I don't know what's going on with me today, so
I'm feeling better though, I'm here making videos, talking to you,
[inhales] [tuts]
uhm...
and creating all this content in April
and I'm really excited about that even though I'm like, crazy busy
but, I love you.
I love you.
So, I am okay today. How are you?
This is one of those questions that I really like and that could become a topic video in the future, so thank you,
@ethan_hinds91; are you born in '91? So am I. Look at us, same age.
"Chase Ross, do you ever wenat to be married or have a family?
If so, would you have biological children or adopt? Adopting from an LGBTQ foster home?"
[tuts] This is a very cute question because I want to be the LGBTQ foster home.
I would love, love,
and I've been saying this for years,
to foster children, especially LGBTQ kids
and teens, uhm...
who get kicked out.
And I would love to adopt kids. I don't want biological children.
It's not a need that I feel inside me;
I do want to carry on the Ross last name,
uhm...'cause that's very close to my heart,
and it's not that it's going to die somewhere else and no one is going to bring it, but
to me...
it feels just really important to have my last name and I would be
like, it...it would be in my...like, I would feel good if my kid had my last name
I guess is what I'm saying. But if the partner that I was with wanted to have their last name
for the...like, I'm not going to fight it, like, it's not the end of the world
but, that is something I would enjoy.
But, I don't need biological children.
If my partner wanted to have
biological children, that would be a little bit tricky
because I'm not...like, I'm okay with that
and if...maybe I'm just...I'm 26, maybe I'm young
and I don't feel that need right now, but
uhm...
I think that
that's something that I would need to think about because I'm not a fan of babies.
When I say I want to adopt and I want to foster kids, I want to adopt kids that are 10 years old and over
because...not that I hate babies and all this stuff, it's nothing like that;
it's more like these are the kids that need houses and just 'cause they're old
and...older...
those are the kids that don't get adopted because they're too old and people want babies,
people want kids they can raise from the ground up.
[deep inhale]
Not that I feel bad for these kids and that's why I want to adopt them
but it's like, just 'cause you're old doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a good life.
Right? And...
uhm...
I know a lot of people who were adopted
later on in life, and yeah, like they're...
they're emotional
and mental standpoint on everything that's happened, it's not
the most amazing situation to be in.
But, for a lot of them, it's a lot better than being in the system and not being adopted.
[deep inhale]
Not that I...[sigh]...this makes it sound like I feel bad for people and that's why I want to adopt them,
it's nothing like that, I just feel like...
and not like I want to give these kids a chance at a better life, but kind of.
I feel like I am a kind person,
in some aspects in my life,
and I feel like it would just be such a great joy to be able to
give a child a loving home,
and foster them or adopt them and...
[deep inhale] I don't know. Do I see myself married?Absolutely.
I see myself as someone, even it's not like a big marriage thing; it's just on like, paper marriage
or it's like for those benefits [laughs]
or uhm...but I do see myself having a partner
and doing this with my partner and being with someone who 100% is
on the same boat
as I am with this stuff, especially with the kids' age, 'cause I feel like a lot of people want younger kids.
And I'm okay with not having younger kids.
I don't know, I feel like I relate to like, youth.
[laughs]
I feel like I would be the worst parent ever,
I'd be like, "Hey, you're a youth, I was a youth, let's talk it out youth-style."
Oh my god, I'm gonna...
[whispers] damn. [inhales]
Them dad jokes, they just, they are never gonna leave.
When you're not even a dad and you feel like you do dad jokes, and like, show the light in the back
and like, ruin the whole image of what this is. UH!
"Which cat do you love more?"
HOW
DARE YOU @haramjay?
How dare you? As Minou walks in. Minou's my favorite.
[muffled] Oh shit, did I...
I have Minou tattooed to my arm, maybe when I get Beauty...
I love Beauty too; I love my children equally. Aww, Minou...
don't look at me like that.
I don't know who I like most.
Like, Beauty's really annoying but she's really like
uh, touchy-feely, and knows when you are anxiety.
Minou's all attitude, but he's so cuddly sometimes, he's looking at me. Minoublito do you want to be on camera?
They miss you.
Minou, the people, they miss you.
[inhales] And the thing is that [snorts], Beauty likes to be on camera,
Minou just looks alert. Also this light is really bright, so...
[inhales] Think he's about to slice my face off, so I'm gonna [sniffs Minou]
put him down, but oh, Minoublito...oh he just meowed, oh shit! Oh god he's gonna attack me!
"How many limes does it take to change a light bulb?"
@pa....hoyalin? [indecipherable]
cannot...
pronounce that.
But it takes a lot of limes.
And why would you ask this question? Yo, bless the person who knitted us this like, lime coaster
and this lime and this lime hat for the podcast. Y'all are the best. I love you so much.
But how many limes does it take?
How many limes you tink it takes? "Tink?" Oh my god, I can't even talk. I'm just gonna stop now.
@Lblah_ asks, "Will you marry me?"
[tuts] [deep inhale and exhale] I'm sorry, but no. I am
currently in a relationship
with myself,
and trying to figure myself out.
And trying to sh...not ruin the image of what this background looks like with showing you the light bulb.
Uhm...[tuts]
I am focusing on myself
and I have a lot of things to do and I am way too busy
to think about being with someone right now.
AH! @JeffAMiller17, my boo,
I know y-...I just said I'm not in a relationship..but my boo...
you'll never know, which lips?
"How many bees does it take to become a lime?
Hasking. Hasking. Hasking. #AskingForAFriend"
How many bees does it take...
ya know what?
I'mma let the people answer this question in the comments.
Because, yes.
@crybabylecter "Witch lips?"
Oh, it's spelled "witch lips," like, "nya nya nya" witch.
I don't like that.
@tol_prince "Am I a lime?"
You are.
Why are these questions? Why? I ask people on Twitter, "Hey, ask me questions." And this is what I get.
This is what I get; this is what you get.
Anyways, that's it.
Hopefully you enjoyed this like, super random Q&A.
It's not super serious, but now you know about what I want in the family future
[chuckles] I love you all so much. I will see you later.
And please, if you have any suggestions of videos that you'd like to see in this month,
let me know. I will see you later, have a great day, bye.
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