right who's got my maroon 5 cd it's gone missing
well call setting fire to my whole kitchen a favor
well i'm really needing redecorating i'm just fast-forwarding things a little can you
be so gorgeous all my savings will have to go on repairs me thoughtless thank you for making your
breakfast
me
and sending for the fire service was completely unnecessary i could have handled it
so i'll have my own bedroom at your mum so i'll have to share with you what well we can't stay in
this mess can we look i can't take you to my mum's she's no good with kids so where are we going
hotel we won't have to lift a finger we can have room service and everything look there's
no money for hotels i'm going to my mum's just me hello you can't leave me here on my own the
authorities won't like it i'm not leaving you here where then look just for a bit until the repairs
i'm taking you back to
the taking me back to the dumping ground
right there we go
why are we stopping here ben what happened to you i'm fine mom don't fart mum mum this is my
friend tracy he fell out of a tree don't worry i think it's only a sprain you'll be all right in a
few days well thank you very much for bringing him home this is your mum nice to meet you tracy would
you and your dad like to come in for some tea what i want in your stinking tea and he is not my dad
have a good laugh did you in your fancy house with your fancy mum i hate you big fat liar
i should go all right well uh thanks again for bringing him home my drink
what was that all about nothing
uh how could she think you were my dad you're not mainly good looking enough
you're all right yeah bit better after one of duke's double cheeseburger specials with extra
toppings
i don't know this is such a good idea i mean i just don't feel really
very clumsy but bouncy you promised okay but you're not gonna stay outside i'm not peeping
mum's the word mom i'm not taking a mickey hey
can i have an alien please ah not you again look i told you yesterday this is a mother's
day promotion and for that believe it or not you need to bring your mother but i have
hello
how about a nice romantic dinner sweetheart uh i'm on a diet i know a place where they
do wonderful salads i'm allergic to lettuce oh one leaf and i go all puffy like a big puffy puff ball
it's not a pretty sight really and then there's a 50 chance of me exploding oh you're funny too
i like that in a woman well you wouldn't like my little monkeys they come with me wherever i go
mommy we're hungry we have some crisps please mummy no what lovely children
go on give us your number
hi i'm cam lawson hello jenny edwards do come in
i hope this won't take long i'm not sure i can stand excitement
maxie justine was gonna sit there off please all right why don't we show
cam your life books adele i couldn't find yours oh it's in my room i'll go and get it
this is my granny she is dead and who's my mum their angel is in heaven now
someone's been using all my makeup oh yeah there's only one person missing and when i get my hands
on her i'm gonna kill him hello at first the crowd was stunned into silence as tracy beaker
the glamorous best-selling writer arrived to be interviewed by another famous best-selling writer
then they couldn't control themselves a moment longer and went absolutely wild
no one told us there was gonna be a freak show
all right that's enough justine louise tracy apologize to adele even you can't deny using
her makeup with that much evidence on your face tracy sorry sorry you will be
now tracy come and meet cam tracey's the girl i told you about who wants
to become a writer tracy a writer yeah that's really gonna happen
give that back i'm trisha beeka with my incredible heartbreaking story
tragic she's only cut out a picture from a magazine pretending it's her mom
sorry about
hey who put you up to this hey no it wasn't me listen i'm going to take my sock and wring it out
and serve it up to them are you going to go rescue tracy what she really stuck up a tree
it doesn't count it does i haven't finished yet oh yes you have you sliced peter if he hadn't
told us you'd have been stuck up there all day i wasn't stuck i was resting what's that
scratching socks and cheese sauce anything to do with you how could it be i've been stuck up a tree
what are you waiting for justine rubber
gloves go on write down she's doing it cool
a convincing free to lead to justine littlewood what's the matter tracy you
can't stand it because you finally met someone more daring than you no one's more daring than me
i dare you to eat a worm
you're not scared of worms are you i'm not scared of anything
it doesn't matter how creepy cruelly hairy slimy it is
go on take it it's a lovely little worm it's lovely lovely
oh what's wrong with your kids she's always been in my ear about having a pet
she's never going to
oh
awesome what's the matter justine can't stand it she finally met someone more daring than you
now what should i dare you to do next
forget it you have me jumping off the roof or something i'm
not killing myself for you trace speaker you are a total head case tracy because
champion daredevil can now reclaim her rightful bedroom thank you
you