-Previously seen on "The Longest Days of Our Lives"...
-I've cheated on you! -[ Gasps ]
-With your brother.
[ Gasping ]
-You'll never get your hands on the fortune!
-I already have!
[ Gasping ]
-A horrible time that feels like it might last forever,
these are the longest days of our lives.
-Vanessa, as always, you look like you're full of secrets.
-Well, I'm definitely full of one big secret.
One big secret...
baby!
That's right, Winston, I'm pregnant.
Six hours pregnant.
-What?! How?!
Did you --
-I got pregnant on Zoom!
Which means --
-No.
-The baby might be mine.
-[ Gasping ]
If it isn't my long lost brother, Fontaine.
-Sorry, I came as soon as I heard.
I was doing Zoom Zumba with my sister, Zuzanne.
-Our sister, Zuzan?
Zuzan does Zumba on Zoom?
-Yeah. Yeah, she's got a special room.
-Oh, cool. Good for her.
-Pay attention to me!
I got pregnant on the Internet!
And one of you is the father.
-[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasping ]
-How dare you?!
[ Clattering ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
-[ Gasps ]
Aah!
-[ Groans ] -Aah!
Please, stop!
How are we ever gonna find out who the real father is?
-Ah, I zink I can be of some help
with ze answer to that question.
[ Gasping ]
-Well, if it isn't the famed OB/GYN, Dr. Denunzio.
I thought you were dead!
-Well, I was.
My villainous ex-wife pushed me off a dock
into very shallow water.
But when I got to Heaven, I decided to save my own life.
I'm just that good.
-Please, tell us who is the father?
Is it Winston? Is it Fontaine?
-Ze father is...
both!
[ Gasping ]
Yes, because Winston is Fontaine,
and Fontaine is Winston because I separated them at birth.
[ Gasping ]
-Ohh!
[ Whimpering ]
-Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second. How?
Y-You're basically our same age.
-I might be a baby doctor now,
but back then I was a baby doctor.
[ Gasping ]
-[ Groans ]
-[ Coughing ]
So sorry, I gasped-ed too big.
-But why did you switch us?
-Let's just say someone that you know paid me some very
pretty paper.
-Who did?!
-Me did!
[ Gasping ]
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[ Whimpering ]
[ Groaning ]
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-[ Barking ]
-[ Straining ]
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-Join us next week on "The Longest Days of our Lives."