you can do a lot of stuff with cola
besides drinking it let's talk about
that
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good mythical morning you know what a
little birdie told me what he told me
well my calendar told me
it's link's birthday
happy birthday i'm not gonna really sing
that because it's probably copyrighted
so you have a birdie calendar uh i have
a little birdie that comes in and tells
me hey check your calendar oh it's
link's birthday it is my birthday
thank you what's the question that you
ask when somebody says happy birthday
what'd you get me oh i'm glad you asked
link i got you
oh this is the i'm i've i see the most
specialist gift i've ever gotten i see
this i'm so excited about this cereal
okay just give it to me link
i've seen it's not just any cereal
it's mini links for reals damn i
contacted kellogg's and had they make a
special not true not true i did not
contact anybody this is photoshopped oh
but it it looks so good link take a look
at yourself you're on there i'm a
frosted mini wheat now i'm gonna tell
you have you been harvesting me and am i
in there too they're taste the same as
the regular ones i'm sorry it's just
okay good it's just a bunch i actually
think that's better it actually says
mini wheats on the top and everywhere
else other than the front but don't
focus on the negatives focus on the
positives frosted mini links i made you
into a cereal and that's what best
friends do man i don't even want to eat
this i just want to put it on display
and you can do whatever you want to i
suggest you put the box into a shadow
box
and put it in our office oh i'm gonna do
that and
thanks man really oh yeah well really
it's not dude that's just not like a
show thank you i didn't do that
i mean
put that box in the shadow box and
here's what i'm going to do uh my gift
to you on my birthday is to talk cola
today we're going to talk to you i don't
care if you call it cola if you call it
soda if you call it pop you can call it
black liquid it fizzes for all i care uh
i'm i think it's safe to say no one
calls it that no one has ever called
cola black liquid that's physical excuse
me madam i'd like your very best black
liquid that fizzes oh you mean with cola
you mean the cola just give me some
black liquid never heard anyone say that
so listen black liquid fizz is such a
ubiquitous product it's everywhere
you've got to figure out things to do
with it that you can impress your
friends and you know what we've got cola
but it's our own cola we're going to
show you all kinds of things that we can
do with it it's not cola well it's
actually cola that we change the label
on and put a new label on because it's
red wings value plus select soda pop
when you think of value what comes to
mind the refrigerator and link the
refreshing taste of rhett link value
plus select soda pop that's what
it's such a nice labeling job guys
it may or may not say carbonated urine
on the side it sure does that's the
first ingredient is carbonated urine
eddie come on eddie
um eddie's on vacation or i'll be
throwing this at him right can you
carbonate urine
let's not talk about it sorry i'm sorry
you're not making me wonder with the um
with the color of your uh retin link
value plus uh select soda pop
you can drink a little bit of it and
make a little room for a little magic
trick i call awesome
how's that written link value plus
select soda pop
black liquid that fizzes
oh it did
burp it up buff it up baby
and then listen all you got to do
is add whatever milk white liquid that
doesn't fizz
aka milk and check this out it's like an
oreo cookie inside of bottle you pour a
little bit of this in there
it's a little bit of milk or a lot never
hurt anybody whoop and then oh
put it put the top on put the top on the
fizz sucka all right so what you do is
that stuff immediately starts
interacting the phosphoric acid of the
cola causes the proteins in the milk to
what what what co-what coag what
coagulate wow you're so smart today
colonel you said phosphoric acid and
coagulate the same sentence i actually
meant to say curdle but we'll say
coagulate so what you do is you let this
sit for
six hours oh wow
six hours later what'd you do during
your six hours uh i looked through all
my pants pockets to see if i could find
something surprising i watched
braveheart twice
i'm so inspired we're both and look at
it totally separates guys so if you
check this out that is absolutely all of
the phosphoric acid coagulated
scientists right proteins at the bottom
and then you got clear
black liquid that fizzes but it's not
black anymore because whatever made the
liquid black
coagulated with the
uh stuff is stuff do you want do you
want to taste it no but i like you too
because
okay you oh look look at it start to
dance you look like the kind of guy that
would oh no no no no no
tastes like coke you gotta be joking
that's the trick
i'm coking with you
man we go through the episode trying not
to say coke but i had to pull it out for
that joke you had a joke get a coke joke
i got something else too and you want to
keep drinking that lizzy's over here
shaking her head how long has this been
sitting out
more than six
days
it's got it's got curdled milk in it
yeah just quit drinking that's good for
you it's like yogurt question mark but
it looks cool i'm moving along to the
red link value plus select
soda pop lava lamp what you're going to
do is you're going to get some of your
favorite cola
and you're going to drink half of it
because of that i don't know what's
going on and then you take
vegetable oil
we don't have this in retin-link value
select so you but yet you just grease it
down now the cool thing about this is
that it's less dense than the cola so it
all floats to the top
if you if you let that settle for a
while
it will
it will totally
calm down what do you say link let it
settle for a while
look at what i did i let you okay over
there today
it's really supposed to be drinking that
and you really taste like coke it's
pretty good
okay it didn't taste bad so uh as you
can see it has uh separated and now what
you're gonna do is you're going to get
an alka-seltzer and we did a thing with
them remember that those are the good
old days remember that things are at
simpler time an effervescent tablet a
white effervescent disc and make it just
small enough to
get it inside no put them both in there
though oh really yeah very aggressive
check this out and then you don't put
the top back on
your favorite light
local light and you know it's really
fizzy right now but it'll start this way
it'll start it'll start doing more of a
a lava lamp thing it will i don't know
if i should have put so many there it is
there it is now it's clearing up
oh there we go look it's like little
turds floating in there hey man do you
see my
lava lamp no
where is it it's right here mine it's
like my in that bottle of cola with it's
my rattling value plus elec
soda pop oh that's red link cost plus
yeah
let's select i don't really mind you
select plus that's amazing let's put
another one in man um
you put we went too strong we went too
strong just do it just to do a little
bit of an alka-seltzer in there there
you go
hang on do you see how that's working
oh yeah it's it's so plus
every time we want to have a cool
session
we'll just put the alka-seltzer into our
little lava lamp man like a recording
session can you say meown like me are
you in a band meal
all right get rid of that we talk i want
you to it's annoying
your voice doesn't annoy me but that is
oh okay good okay next we got instant
slushy cola first you take a cola in a
bottle or a can shake this thing up
shake it up shake it up shake it up then
you put it in the freezer for you got to
calibrate this a little over three hours
then you got a chilled mug or bowl you
bring this thing out it turns into a can
we have a can
and what i'm gonna do it doesn't turn
into what i'm gonna try to do here is
open this thing up so gingerly the the
liquid is super cooled it is not turned
to ice it wants to turn to ice though
and and once it starts starting to ice
it'll it'll like propagate and the whole
thing will become a slushy if we do this
right all right so first i got to open
it gingerly
don't screw this shuffling
that's a small mouth bass
oh no it's a largemouth oh daddy i
opened it all right now it looks like
liquid it's liquid i'm gonna pour really
slowly and sometimes you can stir it to
help assist it okay
oh it oh it's starting to turn into
slushie too soon
and then if i squeeze it
and then you can pour it see there's
some slushiness there is some slushiness
but you pretty much just poured a half
frozen cola into a mug i would say that
was a bit of a fail it still tastes good
though but we were prepared for this
what we're gonna do right now is we're
gonna show you a video from someone on
the internet who can do this really
really well and act like it's us doing
it this is uh grant thompson the king of
random he did this amazingly well so
just watch this and uh link i'm gonna
talk to you like you're doing it and
it'll be amazing yeah yeah
here i go i'm just demonstrating
you're so good at this look at how it's
becoming a slushie right there in front
of me so talented you just you're like
you're 100
talented at this test a lot of practice
but i pulled it off
watching the king of random's video okay
uh link is in the description if you
want to experience the full uh context
of his video where we failed he
succeeded many times over so uh well he
probably had a few chances at it good
point
now we're about to get gross
now something very interesting happens
when you boil cola for a long time if
you boil diet cola it just evaporates
exaggerates if you boil diet cola it
really starts exaggerating itself i
taste so good so
just like regular cola
but if you boil regular cola for like
over an hour and a half is how long it
takes
this
this is
like tar this is like something you
would pave a road with
but
there's an old wives tale
people swear by
which is cola syrup can help with nausea
right so we said let's test the theory
and we're going to do that
to the spinning chairs
we made it
all right this is what we're going to do
we are going to spin ourselves and
induce nausea
uh in these chairs then we are gonna get
some smelly food brought under our nose
we have a fish that has been left out
for over a week and some liver and we're
gonna smell those and then after we're
completely nauseous we're gonna drink
the boiled down cola
remedy it's more eat i don't think
there's a lot of drinking that goes on
all right so let's start spinning and
get some uh nausea going okay here we go
okay stop bringing the bring the food oh
gosh all right
okay lizzy
aka the shadow
oh oh i'm gonna to even smell it get
your nose in here neal
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oh gosh no no no no
no no
all right bring in the syrup oh get that
out of here shadow
bring it in bring it in
okay
oh oh oh i got it i got it i got it
don't worry
oh you're i'm actually afraid of this oh
ah it's like burnt
it's not helping oh
it's not open at all
ah what do i do with this oh gosh gosh
guys
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i can't get it out of my mouth
i can't get it out of my mind
what have we learned today look look
ah
i'm gonna need to go to the dentist to
use like his tools
to get this out
oh
it's like a hacked up negative energy
oh god oh
it's like i ate a black hole no you
would have died
oh
my god
now now that most of it's out and it's
just
it's a little sweet but really burnt i
kind of like it you got some on your lip
get it off of your lip and taste it
no put in your trash can oh gosh okay so
now you know um all the cool things that
you can do with cola
uh your life is better right
you're welcome
thanks for liking and commenting and
mailing me a toothbrush you know what
time it is hi i'm sarah from louisville
kentucky this is my gmm shirt and this
is my gmm collage that i made
and it's time to spin the wheel of
mythicality remember you can get the red
link bobbleheads at redlining.com and
thanks to those of you who have already
bought these and posted pictures of you
around the world or pictures of them
around the world using
gmm bobble click through the mythical
marvel we reminisce of our childhood
cola memories
congratulations to
adventure
you and the anna-lysa zapper the amazing
revolutionary device that really didn't
work that well for me but worked okay
for link yes i'm wearing purple pants
get white pants and get someone to dye
them any color you want them so you can
shake your booty in them
and put it up against the spinning wheel