- Do you watch porn?
- Like, on the regular?
- Yes, or no.
- [Announcer] Welcome to Fess Up,
answer truthfully and win cash.
Hey guys.
- Hi.
- How's it going? - Hi.
- I'm good. - Good.
- I'm Cindy, this is my dad, Donald.
(laughs)
- We're gonna hear to talk about the truth.
- [Announcer] We need to introduce you to someone
who you're sitting next to,
and that would be Herb.
- Hey guys.
- Hi. - Hi Herb.
- I'll be hooking you up today
and see if you're being truthful.
- [Cindy] Yes we are.
- [Herb] You ever taken a polygraph?
- I have not, I'm nervous.
- [Herb] All right, put your arm
straight out in front of you.
- [Announcer] Donald, you are going to be asking Cindy
questions, and if she can answer truthfully on those,
you get $200 cash.
Ready to do this thing?
- I'm ready.
- All right, the first question,
have you ever used my money
to buy something I wouldn't approve of?
Yes, or no?
- No, I don't, wait,
no, I don't think so.
- Yes or no.
- Yes.
That's my answer, yes.
- Drugs?
- No. Jesus, no.
Dad, what the hell? No, no, no, no, no, no.
- She's being truthful.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- [Cindy] That was a rough time.
- What is it that you bought, that I'm not approve of?
- Concert tickets.
Didn't tell you or mom, but I drove to Seattle,
and just had like, the most amazing day ever.
And I got like, front row at like,
a lot of my favorite bands, actually, so.
- So it's worth the money?
- It was worth your money.
(laughs)
It was worth your money.
- [Announcer] All right, let's move on to the next question.
- Have you had any pregnancy scares?
- Yes.
The first time I ever, like, I ever had sex,
I was just like throwing up,
and just not feeling well at all,
and I was like, "Oh God, my parents are gonna kill me".
- Uh, yeah, she definitely had a scare.
- [Cindy] Yeah,
did you ever know about this?
- No, this is the first time I know about it.
And I'm ready to kill you.
- I know, I'm sorry.
But it was okay, it was like a very false alarm,
so luckily.
- Okay.
This is the last question.
Yes or no, Cindy.
Were you ever ashamed of your culture growing up?
- Yes, very.
Which is the most embarrassing thing I have ever said.
- [Announcer] Herb, is she telling the truth on that?
- Telling the truth.
- I think 'cause we grew up in a town
that was overwhelmingly white,
I definitely wanted to fit in, and just be like them.
- Do you still feel like you're ashamed of the culture?
- No, not even a little.
And it sucks because I should have been
a lot more proud of that when I was younger.
- [Announcer] You just won $200.
- Ay!
- I'm dying to get into that thing.
And talk to her.
- [Announcer] All right, you guys ready to do this
and earn Cindy some money?
- Yes. - Yes.
- [Cindy] Yes, let's do it.
- Is a definite yes.
- Damn, we're gonna start off with this question first?
Fuck?
Do you have a satisfying sex life?
- Yes.
- Whoa, really?
- Yeah.
- Wait, actually, though?
- Yes. Why would you think it's not?
- I don't know.
- [Announcer] Herb, is he telling the truth on that one?
- Yes, he was. He's telling the truth.
He's satisfied.
- Good, that's good.
I'm happy for you guys.
- Okay.
(laughs)
- Do you wish I was born a boy?
- Yes.
- Wait, really?
- Yes.
- Wait, really?
- Yes.
- Herb, is he lying?
- No, he actually was truthful.
- Thank you.
Does it disappointing to you?
- Um, yeah it is.
I did not know you felt that way, holy shit.
- Parents worry more about girls, you know.
I thought a boy, we'd worry less.
- You are correct.
- Worry less does not equate to happiness.
- Thanks dad.
- [Announcer] All right, let's move on to the next question.
- If you could, would you change the way I look?
- No.
- He's lying.
- Why do you think I'm lying?
- Would you change my hair, if you could?
- Yeah, change it to more black.
This is not black enough now.
How often Chinese people will have,
you know, red hair on their head?
- [Announcer] Well then I think we might have
caught Donald in a lie, there.
- Yeah.
- We do?
- Wasn't 100% honest there,
I think there were times he did wanna change your looks.
- [Cindy] What the hell is this?
- [Announcer] You unfortunately lose this round.
- That fucking sucks.
- Are you gonna continue to--
- Oh you know it.
- [Announcer] Welcome to the randomizer round.
You have one question, and a chance to double your money.
Do you wanna give Cindy any kind of pep talk,
any kind of inspiration before we ask this?
- Yes, I want to give her a hug.
- Aw!
That's actually so sweet!
Okay, let's get this money.
(laughs)
- [Announcer] That's the spirit.
- Yes or no, Cindy,
do you watch porn?
- Answer - Like on the regular?
- Yes or no.
- Yes.
Not like, on the regular, I don't have like,
a schedule down or anything.
- We didn't ask that, if you have a schedule,
we just asked if you watch porn.
- Yes.
- Yes, she definitely is a porn watcher.
(laughs)
- [Announcer] Congratulations, you doubled your money.
- Ay! - Yay!
- We're a little too close now, you know?
- Do you enjoy watching it?
- I mean, I definitely wouldn't say enjoy.
But I mean, it's there, and I'm kind of bored, so, yeah.
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