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SMG4 gets assaulted by his own bro
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'Sup?
Luke: So we have a very important announcement to make.
Kevin: We have designed these SMG4 X Meta Runner cross promotional merchandise. (noice)
If you check it out. You have the Meta Runner Tari alongside
SMG4 Tari acting like best friends to hype up Meta Runner.
And because all of you guys are such a big SMG4 fans, we thought we'd have this special shirt just for you guys.
Luke: But that's not all.
Kevin: We also have an SMG4 + Meta Runner poster
Luke: On the poster, we have Meta Runner Tari on the right and SMG4 Tari on the left. Two worlds joined together.
Kevin: The title of this poster is "You're never too old," because the idea is you are never too old to play video games.
Y O U D O N T S A Y
Just like you have Meta Runner Tari and SMG4 Tari both there holding their controllers... Luke: ...being best friends
Kevin: Being amazing.
It is only up for a limited stock.
We only have a limited amount of these leading up to the release of Meta Runner.
Luke: You check all of this out at shop.smg4.com. Kevin: Links are also in the description guys and without further ado
Luke: Its time to go onto the video!! Woo.... AAH!
Glitch Productions presents
A film by Super Meme Generator 4
One fine day...
Enter Luigi
Luigi was watching a dancing Garfield
Luigi: Oohoohahaha. Oh Yeah!
When he suddenly heard a loud noise!
Luigi: Waaah. Huh? Mama mia. Hmmm!
Luigi: Oh, ho. Wow.
Luigi runs outside to investigate the noise (what the f*ck is this?)
Enter Meggy
She is building something that will be revealed in a moment
Luigi: Huh? *gibberish* huh?
Meggy: *inkling sounds* (BC: god why did Meggy still makes inkling sounds, she is a human now right?)
{Reply: Although she is human now, she is still Meggy who is known best as an inkling}
Luigi: Okay... Hmmmmm
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Luigi: Riiiiiiiiight.
Trying to understand the situation better, Luigi decides to climb up to the treehouse
Luigi: Hi. Oh no!
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Luigi: Hummmm.. *gibberish* hoo ho ho (BC: same)
Upon hearing those remarks, Meggy froze...
...which makes her drop her hammer
Meggy: *VIETNAM FLASHBACK*
Luigi: Oh no... hmmmm
Meggy: *screams* | Luigi: okay...
Meggy kicks Luigi off her new treehouse in an astonished enragement
Luigi: a-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa! (BC: oh god)
Luigi suffers pain when he hits the ground (BC: poor Luigi...)
Luigi: Mamamia. Mario! Help!
Meggy: Uh, bye! *inkling sounds*
Enter Mario
Luigi: *PUNCH* MARIO!!!
Mario: *gibberish* what's up!
Luigi: Help. *gibberish*
Meggy goes through the struggle of studying for college midterms (BC: uhhh)
Mario: No. Hmmmm... (BC: doubt that)
Mario: Hello!
Mario: Hoohoohoo (translation: Mario is brain dead.) (BC: oh gosh that's gotta hurt)
Mario: See! Luigi! Ha, ha! (BC: the real results that she's not lol)
Luigi: Oh, ho. Oh, no...
Mario: Hoo, hoo. Yahoo!!!
Mario: It'sa Mario. HELLO!!! (BC: MARIO THAT'S A BAD IDEA)
Not listening to BC's warning, Mario proceeds to hump the tree vigorously
Mario: I always wanted to play! Boing!
Meggy realizes that her "masterpiece" will not survive sexual assault, so she goes into a full blown panic
The tree hits the ground with a nice loud *THUD*
*press f to pay respects*
F
Luigi: Wah! Eh, heh-heh-hoo, hoo!
Meggy is going through the 5 stages of grief, she is currently on the stage of A N G E R
*OH GOD OH F*CK* (BC: she goes sicko mode)
Mario: *gibberish* What's wrong with you
Luigi: *gibberish* Ohhh
Oh look! My water is hot enough! Does anyone want tea? (BC: YOU GOTTA RUN MARIO, AND LUIGI TOO)
Mario: Oh, ho, ho. Patootieapato? {Reply: it is spelled Ah-DO-tere-dei-to}
Meggy: LEROOOOOYY!!! (BC: too late...)
Mario: Hahahahaahaaa!!!! Luigi: Whaaa!
Meggy: Time to die!
Mario Bros.: AHH! Oh my god! AHH!
Meggy: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
Mario: Oh Brother. C'mon!
(BC: oh shit...) {Reply: What? It is just ink, it cannot hurt you}
Mario: Wow, what an asshole—
AHHHHHHHHHH! (BC: press f to pay respects)
Mario and Luigi land on the bridge with a not as loud *THUD*
Luigi: Ah, ha-ha-ho, ho! Please! Have Mercy!
Luigi: OH, GOD!!! (BC: right in his nuts?) {Reply: I take it back, that ink is too powerful}
Mario: Run, bitch! RUUUUUN!!!
Mario and Luigi decide to take shelter inside the castle
Luigi: Huh?
The door crashes open and Meggy rolls inside with her FUCKING CAR
Meggy: *inkling sounds* What's up, bitches?!?!?
The Mario Bros go into a full blown panic attack while Meggy attempts to do something very illegal to the fabled heroes
With no other choice, they bolt into the higher floors of the castle
This time, they barricade the doors with whatever household objets they could find
Toads: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...
Luigi: (Italian from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga)
Mario: Maaamaaa-miiiiaaaa. No!
Suddenly, the barricade starts to shake
Before Meggy breaks the whole door open, shouting one of broadways most infamous lines
Meggy: HERE'S WOOMY!! (BC: you fucked up now)
Mario: Hello. How about a nice game of—
Meggy: YOU'RE DEAD, SON!!! (BC: NO MARIO)
Luigi: MAAARIOOOO Ah, ha-ha-ho, ho!
Luigi runs upstairs to the part of the castle with the painting of the skeeter bug thingy
Enter Tari and Archibald
Tari is spending quality time with her boyfriend {Reply: Someone plz ship aer and her duck, I am not a fan of shipping but I would love to see that XD}
Tari: Wanna Play?
Tari: This is gonna be good.
Archibald: Yes. Okie Dokie!
Tari sets up the controller for them to both play a super happy and peaceful round of...
Dark Souls! {Reply: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!}
(BC: why the fricc is Tari playing a "relaxing" game like this)
Luigi enters the room screaming
Tari: What the...
Luigi: Help meeeeeeeeee!
Tari: Huh?
Meggy barges into the room yelling like a maniac {Reply: She seriously needs a therapist}
Luigi and Tari: *Screaming*
Meggy: DAT ASS!
Upon seeing Tari's boyfriend, Meggy is filled with jealousy. pushing her into the next stage of grief... Bargaining
{Reply: Sorry about deleting your comment BC}
Tari: Meggy?
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Tari: Hmmmmmm. What?
Luigi: *Italian gibberish*
Meggy: *smug inkling sounds*
Tari: Huh? What the. No!
Meggy: What? I NEED IT
Meggy promotes cheating on your GF {Reply: C'mon SMG4, realty}
Tari: Watch out!
Luigi: *PUNCH* Help! (BC: oof)
Meggy: Just take it! take it, take it, take it, take it!
Wario: Owa!
Shrek: Oh, hello, there!
Hermione Granger: I'm Hermione Granger.
Tari: Huh? Meggy? Don't!
Mario: Hey Stinky! Hmm. It's-a me, Mario!
Mario: Hmmmmmmmm...
AWAWA!
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Luigi: Hmm....
Luigi: Guys!
Tari: Huh?
Luigi: *italian gibberish*
Meggy: *desperate inkling sounds*
Luigi: Oh, ho... Mama mia.
Tari: Oh no!
Mario: Ooooh. Oh, no.
Tari: Hmm... s-sorry.
Mario: *gibberish*
(BC: OH GOD WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! I THOUGHT MEGGY WAS POSSESSED OR SOMETHING) {Reply: They SHOWN Desti dying in the beginning of the vid!}
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
We enter a flashback of the previous day, Mario and Meggy are in Inkopolis, picking out clothes {Reply: All I can think about from this is that one scene in Stanger Things 3}
Mario: *gibberish* I'ma tired.
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Meggy notices the sweater of her rival, Desti, who was tragically murd- oh wait you say that part already
*Meggy having some more VIETNAM FLASHBACKS* (or is it PTSD?) {Reply: Both work for this context, but why is having flashbacks of someone she HATES?}
Mario: Uhhhh, Hello?
Luigi: *gibberish* Oh, ho!
Meggy: *inkling sounds* ahahahahahaha! (BC: actually you are not) {Reply: Do not smile like that, Truth or Dare is a bad movie that I do not want to relive}
Tari: Meggy. You can do it. I believe in you
Mario: Yahoo! Let's-a Go! Adohteredeito
Luigi: he's right, you know
Mario (as Markiplier) AH! HEY Get the #### out on me!!! No!
Mario: *gibberish*
Tari: Hmm, Sorry
Wait... did we just go backwards? Denial is the FIRST stage, not the fourth
and THERE we are, the fourth stage... Depression
Tari: Wait!
Luigi: Oh, ho. Ah, ha-ha-ho, ho!
Mario: Woah. Ooh! Money!
Luigi: Mmm, mama, mia...
Meanwhile at Meggy's house
No captions for this part, it is too sad to be memed
Mario: Hey, it's okay! Hm?
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Luigi: *Italian gibberish* Gotchie-gotchie!
Meggy: * inkling sounds* {Reply: that is an anime chic crying, not an inkling dumbass}
Tari: Meggy. Umm, keep going!
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Meggy is surprised by Tari' embrace
Tari: Mmmm... Hm? Ha ha!
And with that embrace, Meggy goes into the final and best stage of grief.. Acceptance
Mario: WHAAAA!!! Luigi: Wooo!
Mario: WHAAAA!!! Luigi: WHA! *Top 10 Saddest Anime Stories*
{Reply: This is legit bringing tears to my eyes
Luigi: Oh, ho, ha-ha! Go Weegee! Oh, yeah!
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Luigi: Hahaha oh, LUIGI! Yahoo! Oh, yeah! Weegee!
Mario: Ha, ha! *gibberish* Oh yeah, oh yeah! Phew... oh...
Meggy: *anime laugh*
Tari: Meggy, you can do it! Yes!
Meggy: *inkling sound*
Luigi: Oh, Yeah, who's number one now?
Meggy: *triumphant inkling sounds*
Mario: Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!!!
*Mario jumping sound*
Meggy: *confident inkling sounds*
Mario, Luigi, and Tari: *excited sounds*
Meggy: *inkling sounds*
Mario and Luigi: Yaah. yippee. Oh yeah haha
Meggy: *confident inkling sounds*
Mario: Yahoooo... Luigi: Ohhh let's goo...
Meggy: *confident inkling sounds*
Meggy: Woomy!
Mario: Mama, mia. No! Oof. (BC: uh wouldn't say that)
Meggy: *determined inkling sounds*
Mario: Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Meggy: *determined inkling sounds*
And so... Meggy, Mario, Luigi and Tari begin to vigorously train for the final splatfest {Reply: Yes, the next splatfest is confirmed to be the last one}
(BC: i smell a new arc coming...who's with me?) {Reply: I am not, Kevin and Luke said they were taking a break from story arcs
T H E E N D
(Subtitles by The Creative Guy and dh1) (BC: and me, did the commentary and stuff) {and also Rubano The Wise, I butchered the whole thing, adding the replies}
Nice Fan-Art Trickster05!
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(BC: let's hope for a new story arc! see ya!)
This is Rubano signing out