- I've never done this before, I hope you know.
- Go to town, have fun.
- Throwing it out there.
There's no way to mess it up.
(shaver buzzes)
- Ohhh, my god.
(everyone chatters)
(Hailey laughs)
- I don't like all the laughter
at me right now.
(everyone laughs)
(classical music)
(cash register clinks)
- [Presenter] Hello!
- Hi.
- [Presenter] Welcome to Fishbowl.
Introduce yourselves!
- I'm Hailey.
This is my family.
This is my wonderful grandmother, Claire.
- She's the matriarch.
- I couldn't believe I was 80 years old.
I knew I was going to get old.
- 83.
(hand slaps)
- This is my beautiful daughter,
who I am very proud,
who gave birth to my wonderful granddaughter.
This you all know, is Lou.
He is engaged to my beautiful daughter.
(Lou chuckles)
You better appreciate her.
You ever hurt her, I'm gonna kill you.
(hands clap)
- The only reason she stays alive
is to protect her daughter.
- That's right.
That's right.
- [Presenter] Today, you have a chance to win $1,000.
- $1,000?
- That's your mortgage.
- [Presenter] So wait,
the money's gonna go to Grandma's mortgage?
- Yes.
- [Presenter] Who wants to go first?
- I have a question.
- [Presenter] Yeah?
- Is there going to be a whiskey break at some point?
(hand slaps) There's like 20 challenges in here.
That's a lot.
- [Presenter] Well maybe some of them require you
to have a whiskey break.
- Oooh.
- Oh, yes.
(hands clap)
- Okay, let's find a whiskey one. Challenge!
Numero uno.
"Get henna freckles?"
What the hell's a henna freckle?
(hands clap)
- [Laura] Oh.
- [Hailey] Oh, cute! Henna, like henna tattoos, you know?
- Oh.
Can I get them on my ass?
(Laura sighs)
Do I have to do the face?
- [Presenter] Yeah.
- Oh. So I've always wanted a face tattoo.
Unfortunately, my better half would never allow me to.
- He wants it to be like Mike Tyson.
- [Presenter] Okay, you can get a face tattoo
instead of freckles.
(classical music) - He's throwing his hat over.
Oh my goodness.
- Oh, no.
- The Mike Tyson type of face thing.
Boom, I'm all down.
(classical music continues)
- Oh God, Lord Jesus.
- If you have the Mike Tyson,
you got to get a tiger.
- Yeah, that's next.
- How long is this tattoo going to last?
- [Hailey] One to two weeks.
Depending on how much he washes his face.
- Oh, in that case it'll last four months.
- Okay, you ready?
- [Claire and Lou] Da da da!
- Oooh.
(Lou blows a raspberry)
(Claire and Lou laugh)
That's preposterous!
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
- [Presenter] You just made $50.
- Whoo hoo!
(everyone claps)
- Yay!
Thank you, Lou!
- Okay mom, you're next.
(everyone claps)
- I'm next?
Okay. Wouldn't it be nice if it was blank?
No, it's not.
(upbeat classical music)
"Name the last eight Vice Presidents in order."
Oh.
- Oh, you dirty dogs.
- Camilla whatever.
Right?
- You start with Harris.
- You can't say it!
- [Presenter] Don't cheat, Lou!
You'll lose $50. - Well, she said it first.
- She said it. She just couldn't remember the name.
- Right.
- Now keep going.
- And then, Joe Biden.
And then-
(Claire's tongue clicks)
What's his name?
Pence!
- You did it!
- Now who was the one before that?
- Bill Clinton.
- [Presenter] No.
- I think we lost this one.
- [Presenter] Yeah, I think you did.
I think you did.
- Good try though, Mom.
- That was a very valiant effort!
(everyone claps)
- Almost, right?
Yay!
I liked that.
- The trivia ones are a stinker, huh? "Post on Instagram
that you are starting an OnlyFans account
and that everyone should get ready to subscribe
for some raunchy content."
- Cool, get your phone out and do it. Hurry up for 50 bucks.
- I don't know what an OnlyFan is.
- Don't worry about it.
- OnlyFans is a place where people can make money
looking nice while doing nice things
to themselves and others.
- Ball gags, you know, stuff like that.
- Well, you're gonna?
- Yeah!
- Oh, she's gonna do it.
(hands clap) - I'm doing it for Grandma.
- So proud of you!
(hands slap)
- Let's see.
I'm gonna post a good smolder
That should do it.
(camera clicks)
Oh, God.
It automatically shares to my Facebook.
(classic music continues)
- You're a champ.
(everyone claps)
- Way to go!
- [Presenter] Good job.
Okay, who's up next?
- That would be me.
(everyone claps)
- Okay.
All right.
"According to a Newsweek poll in 2019,
what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts?
5%?
15, 30 or 45?"
- It's gonna be lower than 45%.
- [Hailey] Go with your gut.
Yeah, go with your gut.
- Final answer, 45%.
(clap snap)
- [Presenter] You're right.
(everyone cheers)
- Choom choo-ya, choom!
- [Claire] "Fart audibly within the next 60 seconds
or the group has to take a shot.
- Do you think you can fart?
- Can you fart in the next 60 seconds?
- Mom, will you try to fart?
(Edward Elgar's "Salut d'Amour" plays)
- Think about farting.
- Will I try?
For $50? But what if you can't hear it?
I fart very quietly.
- You gotta fart or we lose 50 bucks.
- Holy cow!
I can't do it.
Can I give it to somebody else to do?
- [Presenter] No, it's too late.
We'll get you shots, though.
Who wants a shot?
- Yay!
- I'll have a shot.
(coins clink)
(hand slaps)
- What are ya hitting me for?
- Let's make this a good one.
(Salut d'Amour ends)
It says, "Let a dog lick peanut butter off my face."
Yes.
I would pay you for that.
(group exclaims) - No, don't tell him that.
- [Presenter] Which one of you is going to
rub the peanut butter on her face?
- I am!
I'm getting even for this shit.
(hands slap)
Where's the peanut butter?
- Oh my God, I hate it.
- [Lou] You hate it?
- Oh my god, I hate it. - [Lou] Why?
- I don't know.
I've never really had peanut butter on my face before.
- [Lou] It's good for your skin.
Was it just face?
- I think it was face.
- [Lou] Oh, shit.
- Sorry, I fucked that up.
- [Claire] Ah, there.
- [Lou] This might've been too much peanut butter!
(Lou laughs)
- [Laura] Get your face closer to him.
- [Claire] Maybe if you kiss him.
Kiss him, kiss him!
(kissing sound)
- That's gotta be worth 50 bucks
for smearing your face full of peanut butter.
- [Presenter] I mean, you win the money.
- Thank God.
(everyone cheers)
- Yay!
(hands clap) - I just didn't get the prize.
(music triumphantly ends)
- "We asked each of you to rank your family
from the most to least annoying.
Correctly order your family
to match the most popular answer."
Okay, so we're gonna go with Laura as the least annoying.
So Laura easily wins the least annoying person
in the entire family.
Total sweetheart,
always calm for the most part,
but when she does, you know-
(Lou makes head exploding sound)
Blow up, it's fun to see.
Hailey, come over here.
I'm only putting Hailey there
because I'm trying to guess the right answer.
In my mind, she wouldn't be this close
to the least annoying.
Next up here.
The lovely octogenarian, Claire.
(Claire laughs)
- You're a little more annoying.
You're next to Lou.
- Oh yeah, Lou.
You're the most annoying.
- I'm the most annoying.
- You are the very most annoying.
- The most annoying.
- [Presenter] That's a win.
You guys won.
(everyone cheers)
- [Group] Yay!
(everyone claps)
- You're so not annoying.
- "Drink a smoothie
with everything on the McDonald's dollar menu."
- Whoo!
- I could do that.
- You have to understand Mom,
it's gonna have a chicken sandwich,
a fish filet-
(Claire laughs)
A hamburger,
French fries.
- A drink.
- It says a smoothie.
- Can't we just get a smoothie?
And then the menu items?
(Laura laughs) That's how I read this question.
You wanna do it?
- I'll do it.
Yeah.
- She might like it.
(playful music)
(Claire smacks)
- Oh my god.
- Is it coming out?
- Is it horrible?
- Yeah, it's chicken
and there's some stinking fish in there.
- Oh, no.
- Oh no, filet, oh no.
(classical music)
- It's even got peanut butter in here.
- [Hailey] Hey, there you go.
- [Laura] There you go.
- [Lou] There you go.
- [Presenter] All right, good job. You did it!
(everyone claps)
- Yay!
- Good job, Grandma!
(metal clinks)
- Oh!
Trivia.
"Gynophobia-
Gyno, guy-no, gynophobia?
Is the fear of what?
Gynecologists,
women,
vaginas,
or childbirth?"
- I'm gonna say giving birth.
- I was going to save vaginas.
What do you think?
What is gynophobia?
- I have no idea.
- Do you think it's vaginas?
- No.
- Do you think it's gynecologist?
- Yes.
- Now I'm thinking it's women.
- I'm not really sure.
- I'm gonna stick with what I originally said.
- Yes, do. - [Hailey] Go with my gut.
- Yes.
- Vaginas, C.
(buzzer buzzes)
- [Presenter] Irrational fear of women.
- Wow.
- Women, wow!
I would think it would be like a "femaphobia" or something.
- [Presenter] Okay, we got one more.
- One more, come on.
- All right.
(plastic snaps)
"Pick a teammate to give you a mullet haircut."
- I'll take it!
- [Claire] All right.
- [Presenter] Yeah, we're gonna like,
shave the sides of your head so you have a little mullet.
- I know what a fucking mullet is.
(hand slaps)
What do I look like?
I'm from Brooklyn or something?
Get outta here.
I'll do it!
- No.
- 50 bucks.
I'm walking around with this thing on my face.
- [Laura] That's coming off.
- Yeah, but that's tasteful.
- [Laura] The mullet-
- Oh, you know what?
Let me just walk around like this from on.
Okay, here's your choices.
This?
Or a mullet?
What do you want?
You pick.
Right now, it's right there.
- I'll do the mullet.
I've never done this before, I hope you know.
- Go to town, have fun. - Doing it up.
- There's no way to mess it up. (shaver buzzes)
(Laura gasps)
- Ohh, my god.
(Hailey laughs)
- [Hailey] What'd you do?
(shaver continues buzzing)
- He's bald right there, now.
Let's turn.
(Claire and Hailey giggle)
- I don't like all the laughter at me right now.
(Laura laughs)
- Well, if you could see what we see.
(Claire laughs)
(shaver buzzes)
- I'm doing what I was told to do.
- Hey, I see the vision.
I kind of do.
- [Presenter] I think we did it.
- Yeah?
- We good?
- [Presenter] You want to show them?
- Personally, I love it.
This is awesome, are you kidding me?
This, in this mirror right here,
this is a depiction that my family sees me as.
- Pretty much.
- That's pretty fucked up.
- [Presenter] You guys are walking out of here with $200.
(coins clink)
(everyone claps)
- Thank you.
- Whoo hoo!
- [Presenter] Was it worth it?
- Yes.
Very much so.
- [Presenter] Now is all that money
actually going to Grandma Claire's mortgage?
- Absolutely.
- Yes.
(hands clap)
- Yeah, she's like $2,000 and she's done.
So yeah, absolutely it is.
- [Presenter] Wow.
- Yeah. - I think this was wonderful.
- Yeah.
- This was super fun.
I'm still a little concerned about checking my Instagram.
- [Presenter] Thank you, guys!
(everyone claps)
- [Man] We're done!