(audience clapping)
- These have been known to hurt the community.
(rings buzzer)
- What are white people?
(bell ring)
(audience clapping)
- What are white people who lock their doors?
(audience laughing)
(bell ringing)
- What are white people who come in
and buying all the property?
- What are people that bring that baby on the plane?
(bell ringing)
- Movies that describe Nick's music career.
- What is "Scream 2"?
(audience laughing)
(bell dinging)
- That's a good one.
- What is Minister Society?
(audience laughing)
(bell ring)
What is gone in 60 seconds?
What is American Horror Story?
(audience laughing)
(bell ringing)
- You gonna keep going?
- What is Pet Cemetery.
(bell ringing)
What is Scary Movie one, two, and three
(bell ringing)
What is Drum Line one,
Drum Line two,
Drum Line three,
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- This person should lose their job immediately.
- Well Go ahead. I'll wait. Go ahead. Go ahead.
- Who is DJ D-wrek?
- Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing bro.
DJ double A R P.
DJ, "my back."
Dj, "my knee."
(buzzer)
Dj, "ah"
(buzzer)
(audience laughing)
- Things women say when they catch you in a lie.
- Oh hold on, hold on, girl!
- Sorry big baby.
- What is, I'm gonna (beep) you up.
(audience laughing)
- What is, that bitch do not look better than me.
- What is, your (beep) is small anyway?
(bell dings)
(audience cheering)
- Hood air freshener scents.
- What is snacks at his house with his big ass,
all types of snacks!
Chicken wings, buttermilk biscuits, grits
fat back.
(audience laughing)
- Whatever, shaving cream for that big ass head?
- Whatever, deodorant for those musty ass arms?
- Whatever powder for them big ass feet?
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- The answer is "Hood Superhero Names"
- What is the bionic baby daddy?
What is twerkules?
- What is, I got that sack man?
(audience cheering)
- Things white people ruin.
- Move!
That way!
What is hip hop?
What is, what is hair weaves?
What is fake asses?
- Lemme add something
What is The Dougie?
What is the-
- What is the 45th president?
(audience cheering)
(bell ringing)
- This is Nick Cannon's new rap name.
- Ooo!
Ha, ha, ha.
Whoa!
What is MC, please stop?
What is Come on, brah?
What is MC never again?
Come on.
- What is MC why you keep doing this?
What is, MC we don't wanna hear that (beep)?
What is MC-
(yelling)
- What is it's a trick question,
Nick Cannon is not a real rapper.
(audience cheering)
- Things Chico Bean is built like.
- What is a college refrigerator?
(audience cheering)
- What is potato salad?
(audience cheering)
- What is a Dodge Durango?
(audience laughing)
- What is a lawn mower mechanic?
(bell ringing)
- What is Wendy Williams?
(audience cheering)
- What is, my best friend?
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- What is I know damn well
ya'll ain't talkin' bout what I'm built like.
Charlie Clips over there built like Winnie the Pooh
with his fat ass.
- What is Nick got the legs of a Flamingo pimp
with your skinny ass.
(bell ringing)
- Eric look like Shawty Shawty.
(Bell ringing)
- I know you ain't told me your fat ass came up here
and said something about me too?
(audience cheering)
(bell ringing)
- Messages in Jesus' DM
- Lord, please get me a hit song.
(buzzer)
that's a hit! I did ask God, I got a hit song
hold up, I got a hit song! Give me that beat.
(audience cheering)
- Let's move on.
- Ain't no move on,
you need to tear your hair piece to move on.
- What is, this is DJ D-wreck
and I've been bald for 13 years.
If you could just have them create something to
give me a hairline like a road manager.
- What is, this is DJ D-wrek again, lord
this hair piece is tight like a mother (beep).
- Lord, uh, this is D-wrek again could you please
make them make some mad glue that don't come off
when you get in the shower?
- Things Cortez gets mistaken for.
- Here we go, it's about me.
- I got you.
- What is this button.
- Hold up, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What is the joystick from Miss Pacman?
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- We are killing!
- Who is a cicada?
- What is a big toe?
- What is a nut sack?
- What is a light bulb?
- What is a house fly?
What is Spongebob with his jellyfish glasses on?
(audience cheering)
What is a snapping turtle?
What is a sesame seed on a hamburger bun?
(audience cheering)
- What is a tittie nipple? Stupid ass-
- Hood dudes go to school for this.
- What is DC what'd you go to school for again?
- I tell you exactly what I went to school for
what is "hey boy ya know I got that weed over there, dawg"?
What is "ey boy whatcha'll (beep) gonna do,
what's happenin'?
What is, boy you know I ain't finna stay in school,
boy you know what's going on with that.
(audience laughing)
- Phrases used by faithful black men
- What is, any phrase 'cause black men don't cheat?
- Coined by the one and only Carlos Miller,
Ladies and gentlemen.
- What is, I don't even know that girl?
What is, no thank you I'm fine?
What is, I got a girl?
- What is, girl bye?
(bell ringing)
(audience laughing)
- Your answer is "people say this
before cheating on their diet"
- No no, (beep) all ya'll
What is because I had a great day today?
What is because I had a (beep) day today?
What is because I got no skinny (beep) moves?
What is because it's Friday?
What is because it's Saturday?
What is because it's the Lord's day?
- What is yeah!
- What is Monday?
What is taco Tuesday?
What is eat whatever Wednesday?
What is throwback burgers Thursday?
What is (beep) Friday?
(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
- Your answer is "a mother from the hood would say this"
(feet shuffling)
- I'm gonna tell you right now
if I have to come up to that there school house
I'm gonna tear your ass out the frame
you understand me?
"it's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you"
move your hand, move your hand!
- Your answer is "this item was actually invented
by a black person."
- What is peanut butter?
What is a stop light?
What is a gas mask?
What is the ironing board?
What is the super soaker?
- What is everything?
All day!
- The answer is "things your token white friend says"
- What is, that's spicy?
what is, you got pulled over today? That's weird!
What is, you could borrow some money?
What is hi my name is Brent?
- Let's go, Brent!
- That's my friend Brent right there!
- Your answer is you can say this at dinner, and during sex
- What is I said-"
(audience laughing)
- No no no, no-
ya'll not gonna have a dinner question
and I'm not getting (beep)
get your skinny ass back there.
What is, I'm coming?
What is I'll eat all this?
What is I'm ready for seconds?
What is (beep) I am tired?
(audience laughing)
- Your answer is they call it blank, but I call it blank.
- They call it all you can eat,
I call it a personal challenge
- They call it "ambulance" but I call it-
they call it seven, I call it se-
they call it eleven, I call it 11
they call it you beautiful but you ugly as (beep)
- Let's go DC
(audience cheering)