Sung:X-Ray and Vav
Vav: Let's see what we're dealing with, X-Ray.
X-Ray: Waay ahead of you, buddy.
X-Ray: I've got two- no, scratch that - one life form. Readings indicate it's the objective.
Vav: Poppers! Let's drop him for some how's-your-father, shall we?
Vav: Tease it! Teeeease iiit!
Hilda: (in a monotone voice) Yo-ho-yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.
Vav: Miss Hilda! You're back!
Hilda: Why are you touching me?
Vav: Sorry we took so long!
Hilda: What? What do you mean?
Vav: You've been under the Corpirate's mind control for weeks now!
X-Ray: You've missed a lot of crazy shit!
X-Ray: Like, a LOT.
Vav: So, we busted into his tower to save you!
Hilda: Wait, you guys infiltrated this place.
X-Ray: Yeah! And you're welcome by the way.
Hilda: I'm just surprised you two managed to be so covert.
X-Ray: Yeah, well we're kind of badasses now. Being the only hope for the city does that to people.
Vav: We've been training!
*Alarm blares*
Hilda: Ugh, you morons forgot to deactivate the motion sensor alarm didn't you?
X-Ray: Eh, nobody's perfect.
*Doors open*
Guard: Freeze! Hands in the air!
Vav: Uh-oh, we're gonna need to find a way out of here.
Hilda: I'm on it!
X-Ray: What do we do, Vav?
Vav: Plan A 42B version 6, GO!
Guard: Is that a squid?
Guard: *muffled screaming* I don't get paid enough for this!
Vav: Let's go!
X-Ray: Wait, what's the next part?
Rusty: This is just like Vietnam!
Hilda: Where did that come from?
X-Ray: Shut up and jump!
X-Ray: Parkour
Rusty: *laughs*, welcome aboard!
ORF: Hilda! You've been reprogammed!
Hilda: ORF! Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
X-Ray: Laaame.
Vav: Sooo, the Corpirate definitely knows we're here now.
Rusty: That's why I'm taking this to the top of the tower! Straight to the amplifier!
Vav: Rusty, that is a brilliant idea! We'll strike at full force!
X-Ray: Damn straight.
X-Ray: Wait, who's flying this thing?
*alarm beeps*
Rusty: Another downed chopper. This really is just like Vietnam!
X-Ray: Damn it! How'd they find us?!
Corpirate: Back from sailing the ghost ship, I see.
Rusty: Don't sound so surprised.
Corpirate: Aye, you lot have proven difficult to be killin'.
Vav: You can't kill justice!
Corpirate: Yarr, I be well on my way to be doing just that.
Corpirate: Soon, this business venture of mine will be reaching the new oversea markets.
Corpirate: Then, we be going global.
Hilda: Yeah, right. And how are you gonna do that?
Corpirate: Me? It be thanks to your hard work, whench.
Corpirate: Increasing the amplification device's power a hundredfold was a task not even your former boss could've achieved.
X-Ray: You did WHAT?
Hilda: Hey, don't blame me, I just got here!
Vav: I've had enough of this! You'll pay for your crimes, you pompous, eyepatch-wearing, money-tossing wanker!
Rusty: *spits* Is that all you got you wrinkly old dictator?
Rusty: Uh, okay, that was a good one.
ORF: Destroying is fun!
X-Ray: Nice teabagging, Vav!
Corpirate: You're gonna need to do better than that, mateys!
Corpirate: Yarr, now we be talking...
ORF: Die, tiny humans! Ha ha ha!
Hilda: ORF, no!
Hilda: Guys, you saved me!
X-Ray: Still waiting for that thank you...
X-Ray: Pull us up, Vav! I don't have super strength and Hilda's not exactly a feather.
Corpirate: Ya-ha-ha-har! Time to walk the plank, you swabbies.
Corpirate: You two have given me nothing but rough waters.
Corpirate: It finally be time for some smooth sailing...
X-Ray: Well, Vav, I't's been a good run, buddy.
X-Ray: If you have any leftover plans, now would be a good time to use 'em.
Vav: To hell with plans! Let's do something stupid!
Corpirate: Any last words before you plunder into the abyss?
Vav: Just three.
X-Ray and Vav: *together* X-RAY AND VAV!
Corpirate: Yarr, that be it! You be leaving me no other recourse!
Corpirate: Prepare to file for chapter eleven!
Corpirate *maniacal laughter
Vav: Bollocks! He's gone all beefy!
X-Ray: Great. Now Im gonna die a virgin AND without a dad.
Corpirate: What if I told ye, I be your father?
X-Ray: *cheerfully* Really?! Papa?!
Corpirate: Of course not, ye fool! * evil laughter*
X-Ray: Nice kick, buddy!
Vav: Thanks! I think my foot is broken.
Corpirate: That be the last straw! I be taking you down once and for all!
Corpirate: A valiant effort. But you be outgunned! Ha ha ha!
Vav: X-Ray! You've gotta try harder!
X-Ray: I can't! He's too strong!
Corpirate: Say your prayers, you scurvy dogs!
Corpirate: What?!
Vav: He's not too strong for both of us! Now finish him!
X-Ray: *screaming*
Vav: *screaming*
Corpirate: *screaming*
All: *screaming*
Henchman: Oh, boy. This isn't good.
Mayor: What happened? Did my meds wear off?
Corpirate: *weakly* Yarr... me business ventures... me zombie crew...
Vav: Consider yourself mutinized!
Vav: Uhh... mutinated!
Vav: This is a mutiny, is what I'm getting at.
X-Ray: After all this, THAT'S your finishing line?
Corpirate: Aye, it was terrible.
Vav: You're terrible!
Rusty: Ha ha! You two rascals did it! If I had kids, I imagine this is what a proud parent would feel like.
ORF: Mission accomplished!
Hilda: That... was... AWESOME!
Hilda: The power increased to the glasses and the trajectory required to maintain the angle for the beam to continue at that velocity was just- it was incredible!
Hilda: Also, thank you.
Vav: Bang-up job, everyone! Justice wins again thanks to our top teamwork!
X-Ray: And my awesomeness!
Mayor: In recognition of these heroic efforts, I hereby declare a parade will be held in honor of...
Mayor: Um... Who are you lads again?
Vav: Only the best superheroes ever!
Both: X-RAY AND VAV!