(Dani gasps)
- No.
- Oh my God, no, stop. - Absolutely not.
- Just buy...
(woman screams) Oh!
(tape rewinds) (slowed) Oh!
- Okay, wait, hold on.
- I mean, it'll work. It's probably gonna take a minute.
- Do you smell it?
- I'm just taking...
(gasps) - Oh, oh!
(Jaime screams)
- I can't... - (both) Woah!
- That doesn't look yummy.
- Mmm, no salt! - Mmm.
- No seasoning!
- (React) Yay! - Muy delicioso!
- No! - Yes!
- (React) What is that?
- What I used to like, eat in college.
- (React) Oh, so you guys are college kids?
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- (React) Oh!
What do you think we're doing today?
- College hacks?
- Yeah, maybe like hacks, like for college kids.
- (React) Yeah! - Okay!
- (React) We are doing 10 stupid dorm room hacks today.
- (laughs) Stupid dorm room hacks.
- Oh my gosh. - Okay.
- (React) I'm gonna show you how to use
all your resources today.
- Okay. - Okay!
- (React) To get through college, okay?
- Yes!
- (React) And before we start, I will say,
you are competing together against the other duos.
So let's do it!
- Yeah, let's go crazy.
- (React) Are either of you in a frat or sorority?
- I was not.
- Oh, I was in a sorority, and it was a little like,
you do a little tap or something.
- (React) And that's how you know
that someone's in your sorority. - Yeah, that's how you know.
- (narrator) Best frat handshakes.
- That's just like a classic dap up, I feel like.
- I can like smell the musty through the video.
(React laughs)
- Oh? - Okay.
Grab the elbow first.
- Okay. - Oh, that was kind of slick.
- Ooh!
- My hands are getting sweaty watching this.
- (React) Alright! - What?
- (React) It's your turn!
- Let's do like a, this, here wait, let's do,
double, double. - Double.
- (both) Swoop!
- Go like pinkie swear, and then we can like lick it.
(both laugh)
And then we can touch it. - Oh, okay.
- And then we come around, and we just do like a little heart.
- Okay, give me like elbow. - Okay.
- Here. - Yeah.
- Go down. - Oh [censored], okay.
- (React) Ooh! - Come back up.
- Yeah. - Pinkie.
- Oh? - Tss!
- (React) Alright, ready? And action!
- Hey, you gonna come out tonight?
- Yeah bro, you good? - Yeah, I'ma see you there.
- Oh yeah, see you. - Ah, fo sho, fo sho.
Ugh, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
(both yell)
(group laughs)
- (React) That was great.
You're invited to the frat party for that one.
- Woo! - Yay!
- Here, here. - Here.
- (both) Down, woohoo! - And then...
Oh, oh. (laughs)
- Touch it, and then heart.
- (React) So good. (both laugh)
Beautiful. - We're bonded for life.
- Oh yeah, that's our sorority frat handshake.
- Ha, pop! - Ha!
- Oh. (both laugh)
- Wait, wait, wait.
- (both) Pah, pah! - Tss!
(both laugh)
- It eats, it eats, y'all are not seeing the vision!
- (React) I have to say, it's not the best of today,
so you guys got a fail on that one, I'm so sorry.
- Girl, we should've made a choreo.
- Girl. (both laugh)
- This is why I'm not a frat boy.
- Yeah. - I could never.
- (narrator) We're gonna start with one slice of mozzarella cheese.
- Oh my God. - No way!
- That's crazy.
- This girl on TikTok, she is so interesting!
- She's crazy, though! You see?
- Wait, that's genius!
- No!
- That seems unnecessary.
(both laugh)
- She is in a kitchen. - But that looks perfect!
- Girl, do you not realize that there was a cut in between that?
- What? Oh, oh.
- Ooh! That's some white bread.
(Dani laughs)
- I don't trust this.
- You know what? I'm here for this.
- Hi guys, welcome back to the channel!
Today, we're gonna be making a grilled cheese at home. (laughs)
- (React) Beautiful.
So you don't have skillets, you don't have ovens in college,
so you gotta be resourceful.
- This seems wrong. - This seems desperate.
- I feel like all of these are fire hazards.
All of these.
- All of these are fire... - Every single one of them.
- Every damn time.
- You can give it a little bit more pressure.
- Yeah, like... - Yeah, get in there!
- Oh yeah, do we? Ooh, she's not that brown.
She's not as crispy.
- Oh, she's melted though.
- Ooh, she's getting all cheesy, should we flip?
- Flip? No, just flip the whole...
- (React) Yeah. - You know, ugh.
We'll do it our own way! - Yeah.
- This looks really flat.
- Like, that doesn't look appetizing anymore!
We lost her volume!
- Toast revealed.
- Oh wow! Ooh, she's a little sticky!
Oh wait. - It's a little light.
(toast tapping)
- (gasps) Ugh, it's like...
- (both) Ugh! Aww!
- It's back to this side. (laughs)
- Oh my God!
- (React) Why isn't it getting brown?
- Do you want it browner? - Yeah, do you want it browner?
How brown?
(group laughs)
- It's not soft. - It's definitely crispy,
but like, it's not as crispy...
- It's not like brown. You know?
- (React) You guys? I think this is a fail.
(buzzer)
- Dang. - Are you serious right now?
- (React) I think this is a fail. - Dang!
- There are seven year olds who can make...
No, Jaime.
(buzzer) - (React) I think this is a fail.
- Oh. - No.
- Ooh! (both laugh)
- Bone apple teeth! - Cheers.
- (React) Alright, well this was a win.
(Jeremiah laughs)
- It's fire.
- (React) But it's not a grilled cheese.
- Alright, this next one, I'm not telling you...
- Anything? - (React) To do.
- (gasps) Oh. - Hmm?
- (narrator) Girlies, this is your sign to take in alcohol
disguised as tampons to save you money.
- I don't think this is gonna work for me the same way.
(both laugh)
- Wait, wait, what?
- Like little vials, they fill it with alcohol shots,
and put it in their tampons.
- That's crazy!
- Oh, and she closed the thing up, oh, okay.
- Ah! (Jaime gasps)
- 'Cause they're not gonna check it!
- Multipurpose.
- (React) Here's your booze. - Ooh!
- (React) It's water. - Ooh!
Cheers! (both laugh)
Okay.
- This is a new experience for me, everybody,
I've never done this.
- I am so doing this.
- No, but actually though, tampons are kind of expensive,
so I feel like are you really saving any money?
- (React) Alright. - Okay!
- (React) Are your vials in?
- My vial is in.
- (React) Let's try to seal her up, and see if this one works!
- Oh my gosh, I don't know if you can see that, but like...
- (React) Is it sealing it?
- Like the heat, if you come in close, it like moves the plastic around.
- Oh my God! - (React) Did it stick?
- It keeps taking it off.
- (React) That's okay. - More.
- Oh, one more time.
(Jaime laughs)
Okay, oop.
- I love that none of these are working for us.
- Okay, okay. (both laugh)
- (React) Okay, good, now is it sealed?
- No. (laughs) - No!
- (React) Will you like pour it upside down
and see if it comes out?
Okay, this is a fail! (buzzer)
- This is a literal fail!
- It's sealed. - (React) It's sealed.
- Okay, but it obviously looks tampered with.
- Right, but honestly, they won't be able to see that
if it's just laying down.
- No one's really gonna like check, oh woah.
- Ooh! - Yeah, hell yeah.
- (React) It sealed it!
- (gasps) Period! - (React) There we go!
- A win is a win. - (React) Alright, this is a win!
- A win is a win.
- Oh no, I don't think, oh no, I don't even have enough room.
It's just the test tube now.
- Yeah, it just like...
- (React) Well, yours worked, Anthony. - Yeah!
- (React) So I'll give you guys a pass on that one.
- Okay. - (React) Okay!
- Oh my God, that tampon, here you go, bestie!
- Oh yes, here's my tampon.
- Woah! - Wow!
- Let me like go to the bathroom to put this up my girl parts!
(both laugh)
You ready?
- (React) It's water, everyone. - Cheers.
- It's vodka!
- (both) Woo! - Yes!
- (React) Next up, ready?
- (narrator) Making Alfredo in my dorm.
- Oh, it's the coffee pot.
- (laughs) A coffee maker? - Oh wait, in the cup, oh!
- Ugh! - No!
Girl, just go out! - You're sick!
- And just buy food at this point.
- (React) Do you think this will work?
- Yeah, it's just boiling water, huh? - It's just boiling water.
- Yeah. - Okay, let's do it.
- (React) Alright, let's do it. - Let's go.
Ooh wow, let's just... (mimics seal cracking)
- Oh my God, those frickin', like freeze dried peas.
It's so funny.
- I would just like to say... - Ah!
(Jaime gasps) (Anthony laughs)
- (React) Ooh. (both laugh)
Great, yeah, that's good.
Yep, great.
- Dang, that's really all that's in there?
- Damn!
- It feels like so much more when it's like...
- Right?
- (React) Okay, let's try it!
- Shall we? - What is this?
- How can you tell? I don't use one of these.
I don't drink coffee.
(crickets chirping) ♪ (React beatboxes) ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, uh huh ♪
- ♪ Uh huh ♪ - ♪ Making ramen in a coffee maker ♪
- ♪ Maker ♪ (both laugh)
- (narrator) One eternity later.
- What is it looking like here?
- (React) Oh my God! - Instant ramen.
- (React) It's totally... (both gasp)
- Oh, look at the middle, look at the middle!
Look at the middle!
- So, clearly, our coffee machine didn't work.
It exploded.
- She attacked. (laughs) - I know, I know.
- (React) Okay. - Oh my gosh!
- (React) Wow, but now, you don't have a strainer,
so what are you gonna do?
- Why would you strain this?
- People would probably eat this shit from the pot.
- Just eat it from the pot!
- (React) No, no, because you have a tennis racket to strain!
- Oh my God. (laughs)
- ♪ Love pasta ♪ ♪ It's my favorite ♪
- That's disgusting. That is actually disgusting.
- Oh my God. (laughs) - Oh!
- Not the tennis racket!
(explosion echoes)
- It's the... - Oh my God!
- The people who don't eat broth in ramen
are the people who use tennis rackets as strainers,
let's be real. - Yes.
- (React) College kids.
- Not all college kids. - Listen!
- I have never done this in my life.
- Y'all, we gotta represent ourselves better, here.
'Cause this is embarrassing. - This is sad.
This is sad! - Are you not embarrassed?
- (laughs) You should be.
- What is this, my friend? - Seriously, though.
- Oh my God.
- (laughs) The veggies are going right through,
which is like the best part.
(Anthony whimpers)
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- Yep. (laughs) - Oh my gosh!
- Put in the Alfredo sauce.
- Not the noodles literally like hanging through.
(both laugh)
- This is sick and disgusting.
- (React) I think it's a win.
- Sick and twisted! This is so sick and twisted!
- (React) Alright, this is another win, congratulations!
- You know, if that ever happened to me in my college dorm,
I think I would start crying.
- It's actually kinda good without the broth.
♪ (tense musical sting) ♪ I'm sorry for hating.
This is actually not that bad.
- I hope the comment section rips you to pieces.
- (React) This next one, I'm not telling you to do.
- Oh, okay. - (React) Okay?
- Ha! - Sploof!
- I don't need the tutorial for this one! (laughs)
- I've done this.
- (React) Do you know what it is? - What's a sploof?
(Anthony exhales)
- I know this one! (laughs)
- I'm pretty sure it's a type of smoking device.
- You're pretty sure? - Like 90% sure.
- Okay.
- It's to, if you're smoking in your house,
and want to keep the smell at bay,
it's kinda like you blow through it,
and it kinda dampens some of the smell.
Allegedly! Allegedly! (laughs)
- Does this actually work?
- I think it does.
- (React) I wouldn't know. - Right.
(group laughs)
- Okay, what do I do, just stick, just...
- Yeah, so you're gonna put these on the end of it.
- Oh, we get crazy. - Oh.
- (React) Yeah. - They really filter.
- They really just gotta make sure.
- So you basically...
- So what, so you put your... - Oh, allegedly.
- Allegedly. (React laughs)
- Oh, you blow it out in there?
- Can we try it?
(both laugh)
- Yeah, alright, there we go, yeah, here's mine.
it's a little bit smooshed at the top...
- (React) That's how you do it.
- But I just wanted this bit to be thick.
- (React) There you go. - So cool!
- (React) What do you think? I think this is a win.
- I think I'm back in my dorm room.
(both laugh)
- (React) And there's your sploof.
- I hate this. (laughs)
- I did get caught one time. - Really?
- I was smoking out of a banana.
(record scratches) No cap.
- What do you mean? (Jeremiah laughs)
- (React) Can I keep that in?
- Yeah, you can keep. (laughs) Yeah, you can keep...
- How do you smoke out of a banana?
- You cut like the end off, and then you like,
put a hole through the long end, and a hole in the top,
and then you use the thing, the end you cut off
as like a little banana bowl piece.
- (React) Stop it. (Jeremiah laughs)
We would be friends. - Yeah. (laughs)
- This is also, like, I feel like you can use this
if like, a roommate hasn't done their laundry in a minute.
You just wrap one of these up and just hold it around your nose.
(both laugh) - (React) Yeah!
- (laughs) Just like this.
- Just like hey, when are you gonna get to the pile over there, 'cause...
(both laugh)
- (narrator) Toilet paper roll, two push pins...
- Oh, I know this one too!
- Is this like a... - It feels like an art project!
- Is this like a speaker? (Anthony gasps)
- Oh, shoot!
- This one does kinda work, actually.
- If you just put it in a bowl, it does the job.
- Oh my gosh, all of a sudden, I'm at the drake concert.
- ♪ Basically, I'm saying ♪ ♪ Either way we 'bout to slide ♪
♪ Can't let this one slide ♪
- Okay. - Oh cool.
- I wanted to mark it, you know?
- Yeah. - There you go.
- I'm just kinda like, getting in.
- (React) 'Cause it is college, like, you don't have box cutters,
you don't have good scissors,
you're using what you had, you're resourceful.
- Yeah, I'm working for it. - No, totally.
- (React) There you go! - There we go.
- And we're not even art majors.
- No we aren't.
- (React) Oh?
- ♪ Doesn't seem to matter ♪ ♪ What I do ♪
♪ I'm always number two ♪
- (laughs) It's not holding up very well.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
- (React) Okay, now see if it amplifies.
- ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
(React laughs)
- It is the same exact volume.
- No it is not, 'cause watch. - Yeah, okay.
- ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Come on ♪
- (React) It's louder. - It's louder!
- Oh [censored]!
- (React) I think it worked. - (laughs) Yeah, that's a W.
- (React) That's a win. - I wanna try it.
How did you do that!?
- ♪ I'm just Ken ♪ - Ken.
(both laugh)
- (React) There you go, alright, this is a win.
Alright, that's a win!
- Yeah. - Sure.
- (React) Next up... - Okay.
- (React) Ready, and go.
- (presenter) These are college dorm hacks
that no one ever tells you.
- No one ever tells you!
- He don't even look like he go to college.
- Oh.
- Okay, so luckily, I had an in-unit, like my own bathroom,
but there was three of us, but like, it was in the dorm room,
so we didn't have to do this, but...
- That's so smart.
You're kidding, otherwise, boom!
- (React) Let's see if it works.
- Okay, I feel like this would work.
- Okay. - Alright.
- See, I didn't have a communal bathroom.
- (React) Oh! - So this was never a worry for me.
- This works just as well. - True!
- You know?
(bell rings)
- Look, I'm gonna show you how it's really done.
- Right.
- You're only gonna see my waist, and that's fine,
'cause that's all you need.
You fold outward, because the thickness
of the outside strap will hold down, watch.
Ready? - Dance.
- Shake, shake, shake. What, I'm safe!
I'm safe, I'm safe! - Oh!
Wait! - (React) Wait. (laughs)
- What?
- Oh wow, um...
- (React) These are like little hand towels.
- Period! - Woops!
Might show off a little something!
- Oh my God, this is so uncomfy to talk around with.
- (React) Let's put it to the test, see if it holds?
- I mean... - Well, you got...
(both laugh)
You have a support system.
- Ooh yeah, get into it!
- (React) What do we think? Is this a win or a fail?
- It's a fail for me. (buzzer)
I prefer my method.
- (narrator) Cold pizza in a hotel with no microwave?
- Yum!
- (narrator) Use the hair dryer!
(Jeremiah laughs) - No way!
- No, that can't be, no.
- I got like full body chills, but like not in a good way.
- I love cold pizza! - I...
- (React) No, you don't! (laughs) - I love cold pizza!
- I fear for your stomach!
- (React) But you, no, no, not yet!
(Jaime laughs)
- Not the damn, are you crazy!?
- Ew, the hair dryer? I'd rather eat cold pizza!
- Turn this... (hair dryer blares)
- There we go. - And now, oh shit!
- (laughs) Oh wow, a lot of, yeah.
- Ah!
- (React) Dani, your towel's falling, you're flashing us!
- Oh my God, my chest! - My towel was falling off!
(Dani screams)
- Oh my God, it's working! (Jaime laughs)
Ew!
- (React) Is it hot? - Yeah!
- (React) Ooh, okay!
- Oh my God, give us a model, okay!
(Rachel screams)
(both laugh)
- Jaime, it works. I got some oil to return to the pizza.
- Oh! It's glistening!
- Mmm, I love reactivating pizza grease!
(React laughs) Yum!
(both laugh)
- (React) Alright, did it warm up your pizza?
- It is pretty warm, actually.
- It is warm!
- (React) Warm? - Mmm!
- I'm mad, but it works. - I wish it didn't work.
- (React) Alright! So that is it!
- Woo! - Woo!
- (React) Congratulations, you guys are our winners today!
- Yes, okay, hacks!
- Heck yeah! - Okay, hacks!
- We gotta handshake for that, huh? - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Bah. - Bah bah bah!
- Woo! - (both) Boom!
Bah, bah, boom! (both scream)
(both laugh)
- (React) I'm so sorry to tell you guys,
that you're actually our losing duo today.
- Whatever bro, that's fine.
- Y'all mad, 'cause our handshake was cute.
- Yeah, it was! - You're a hater.
- (React) Not cute enough.
You have to now have a minute conversation
as the frattiest frat boy that you've ever met in your entire life.
- God. - Yeah.
- Yo, go Alpha Omega. - Let's go.
- REACTia. - Oh yeah, yeah bro.
- We're going to the party tonight. - I mean, I might come by.
- There's this girl. - Oh!
- (React) Yeah, super hot girl just walked in, what do you do?
- Oh my God, bro! (both laugh)
- Oh my God, bro! (laughs)
- I hate it here.
- Ugh! (both laugh)
- Woah! (both laugh)
That's college, man!