[music playing]
Okay.
Mm mm.
♪ Hey, look, uh, look ♪
♪ Say I'm with you Then I'm with you ♪
♪ Young Dylan Doing no switching ♪
♪ Keep that mop, that bucket Tripping my neck got water ♪
♪ My outfit, dripping ♪
♪ Ooh, kill these beats And I got- ♪
No!
Everything okay, Dylan?
Yeah, you texted that it was... an emergency.
No, everything is not okay.
We have a huge problem.
We do? What is it?
My precious baby. I spilled water on my beat machine.
Come on. The beat machine I told you not to open
because something like this might happen?
Wait, what's going on?
Dylan found the birthday present Mom and Dad got him
and opened it.
[gasping]
No.
Okay, okay. We don't have time for all this.
We need to figure out what to do.
So Uncle Miles and Aunt Yasmin don't find out.
And just so you know, if Mom and Dad do find out
that you opened your present early,
you can forget about getting any cool gifts for a while.
What?
I found a birthday present once and opened it early.
For the next three years, all I got was socks.
And they were the ugliest socks ever.
You guys are trying to scare me, right?
I need your help. Come on.
I was there for you when you broke
Mommy Yaz's favorite coffee mug. Remember?
Yeah and you always said you'd help me
if I got Bethany to go out with you.
True. But when you told me no, I still helped you replace it.
Because you said you would remind me of that day
and force me to help you somehow.
And today is the day, cousin.
So, I'm bidding on a used version
of my beat machine online,
and I'm battling out with Mystery X,
but he keeps outbidding me.
What do you want me to do?
I need you to sit down and get on and start bidding.
Hopefully, it should scare him away
if two people is bidding against him.
What's the bidding up to so far?
It's almost up to what it really costs.
So, why don't you just buy a new one?
Because I already checked everywhere.
They're all sold out.
And this is the only one I could find.
And my last chance of getting a replacement.
Get on. The bidding is almost finished.
Calm down.
If you had just listened to me in the first place,
we wouldn't even be in this mess.
Five more seconds, Rebecca We have the highest bid.
We're going to beat him.
Five, four, three, two.
[beeping]
Oh, no. He outbid us at the last second.
Man. [groaning]
No!
Dylan, I think you just need to come clean to Mom and Dad.
But if I come clean, I'll get socks on my birthday
for the next three years. There has to be another way.
You're just digging a deeper hole.
It's Mystery X.
He's willing to sell me his beat machine...
for three times what it's worth?
I can't afford that.
Face it, Dylan, you've got yourself
a one way ticket to socksville. Population, you.
- Miles. - Hmm?
Stop eating the cookies.
I'm sorry. They're so good.
Charlie, let me tell you something.
The line for your cookies
are going to be around the block,
and I can't wait to see the Miller's face
when they see our driveway packed and there's empty.
And with that foot traffic, we'll be able
to sell out our rummage sale faster
- than anyone on the block. - Mm-hmm.
- It's a win win. - That's right.
And making the Millers squirm is just a bonus.
Mom, Dad, look.
I found it while I was putting up flyers
for Charlie's cookies around the block.
What?
The Millers have an Hawaiian shaved ice truck
for the fair? Miller's.
What are we going to do?
I'll tell you what... we're not going to do
is we're not going to lose to the Millers again.
That's what we're not gonna do. No, we're not.
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think.
Ooh, ooh, I got it, I got it. I'm gonna hire these skydivers
that my company used last year at the picnic.
- Yeah, oh, yeah. - Oh.
But, Dad, what about my cookies?
Don't you think they're enough to beat them?
Well, Charlie, yes, yes, your cookies are great,
but we're gonna need a little something extra
to beat the Millers. Okay?
Hello? Hi. Jumping Jack?
Yes, I-I'm going to need ten of your best skydivers.
Oh. That's terrible.
Into a train?
Ugh.
So nine will do.
Dear Mystery X, if you're still willing
to sell me your beat machine at that crazy high,
super ridiculous price, I think I have the money for it soon.
PS: Did I mention that it is a super crazy,
ridiculous, high price?