(upbeat music)
- Oh my god!
- [Deena] The babies coming.
- They look gorgeous.
It's just so cute.
I can't, I die.
- [Pauly] Look at Nicole and Jenny.
- Right now, we're basically looking at
Jenny and Nicole's mini mes walk down the aisle
and it's insane.
It's like literally looking in the past at Jenny and Nicole.
- [Deena] Look at sissy.
- [Nicole] Oh my god.
(upbeat music)
- You dump that in, I'll get you a paper towel.
We're gonna make a double cake and you're gonna frost it.
Just remember, put your finger right there
and then open it.
Good job!
You did it!
- So what did you have to do for homework?
- [Lorenzo] Read it!
- Bring in a collection of a hundred things
on attached paper.
Okay.
These are a hundred things?
Are you sure?
All right, tell me what you have on here.
So what do you have?
This looks like ronis.
- What's this?
- My candy?
- Sorry!
- Dude, I'm a mom.
I'm a wife.
So being here just gives me life.
Can I eat this?
- No!
- Oh, sorry.
- [Giovanna] What's this?
- [Nicole] What's this?
- Dice.
- You destroyed my flowers?
- Sorry.
- You just picked random stuff in the house.
My kids are such hams and I love it.
They're just so cute.
(Nicole chuckling)
Today I'm at my store called, "The Snooki Shop."
Go put the hats over there.
All right, hang it.
There you go.
Is it soft?
- Yeah.
- Would you buy that?
- No.
Okay, that's great.
At the Shore Store, I always hated working.
I used to run and just go to the bar.
- [Danny] Nicole, where are you going now?
- Ah, I'm going pee!
- [Danny] No you're not!
You're funneling beer!
- So ironic because now I'm opening my own clothing store
and what the hell, cause I'd never worked
at the Shore Store.
They call and you go, hello, The Snooki Shop,
how can I help you?
- The Snooki Shop.
- Ew, it's the first time you said Snooki!
I'm gonna kill myself.
Mama.
Do you know what a Snooki is?
- No.
- Thank God.
We're gonna go in a castle.
It's like Mickey's castle.
Pretend this is our house and we're rich.
- The most beautiful castle in the world.
- Giovanna!
Look at this place!
This is huge, mama.
Well, I'm gonna steal things.
This morning, we're bringing Milani and Giovanna
to Legacy Castle so they can practice being flower girls.
- Are you gonna be a flower girl with sissy?
- [Lauren] Yes!
- Oh my god!
- I'm so happy!
- [Jenni] Me too!
You accepted.
- [Nicole] You be flower girl in their wedding?
- [Lauren] Aw.
(group exclaiming)
- [Nicole] We accept.
- Okay, oh yes, we accept.
- Mike is definitely lucky because he's using our girls
as flower girls.
And I don't want to brag, but like,
my daughter is beautiful.
- [Nicole] Hi, honey!
You look so pretty.
Why can't we dress like that?
Milani is beautiful.
Like me and Jenny make really hot kids.
- Aunt Nicole and mommy will show you two how to walk, okay.
- [Nicole] Let's do it drag style.
(hip hop beats)
And then when you're done, you go...
- [Jenni] Remember, this is your moment.
It is all about you today.
♪ I'm gonna have a attitude ♪
♪ Got a attitude ♪
♪ I'm gonna have a attitude ♪
♪ Got a attitude ♪
- [Jenni] And work.
And work.
- [Nicole] That's mommy after tequiler.
(glass breaking)
- [Jenni] It's okay, baby.
Don't judge.
Mommy's done worse, believe me.
You want to hear a funny story?
So one time, mommy couldn't make it to the potty one day
and I went behind a bar and I went potty.
Stop it!
I watered it down.
- And mommy went potty behind a bar.
Bad mommy.
- And did everyone see you?
- Everyone kind of saw me, yeah.
But I had to go.
- [Nicole] You don't do that though.
That's stinky.
- [Jenni] That's stinky.
- Cheers!
Cool.
- [Uncle Nino] What the (beep)?
Jen!
Jenni!
(speaking gibberish)
- Crazy uncle.
- He is a crazy uncle.
- [Uncle Nino] What, baby?
- You're the crazy uncle.
You're a crazy uncle.
- [Uncle Nino] No, I'm not.
I'm just a...
I'm very happy.
I'm not crazy.
- It's okay.
- [Uncle Nino] She called me a crazy uncle.
- Well, you've been called worse.
- Milani even knows Uncle Nino is the crazy uncle.
Like oh, you're the crazy uncle.
And I'm like, oh my god, Milani, yes, that's him,
but we don't say it out loud, Shh.
Who's that?
- Could I come in?
- Grayson, look!
It's Auntie Nicole, look!
- [Nicole] Hi, bubby!
Are you sitting?
I have to tell you something.
- Yeah.
- Guess what?
- Oh my God, what?
- I'm pregnant!
- You are?
- Yes.
- Oh my God.
Congratulations.
- I've been trying to get pregnant for the full...
The whole summer.
- Remember we took pregnancy tests together.
- No.
I'm getting a drink.
I already miss wine.
- I'll drink some for ya.
- All right, I'm gonna go vomit.
I'm like really nauseous.
- [Jenni] Oh God.
- Dude being pregnant is a (beep) bitch.
But I mean, I love all the ups and downs
of being pregnant because the result is amazing.
And I love being a mom.
- Good luck.
I love you.
I'm so happy.
- All right, love you!
Bye!
- Bye.
Do not want to be her vagina.
- So are you excited to meet your little brother?
♪ Today's the day I've been waiting for ♪
My water broke and I'm excited, I'm a little nervous
because clearly I've never given birth before.
This is actually happening right now.
I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
I'm pregnant.
- [Nicole] Are you really?
You're pregnant, meatball!
- [Nurse] There he is.
- [Deena] Oh my god, look at his little nose.
He has Chris's nose.
Just got settled in.
Having contractions, so.
- Next time you'll see us we'll have a little baby.
- Can't wait to meet you, CJ.
(baby crying)
Hi, baby.
I pushed the (beep) out of this kid
and he came out naturally and very healthy.
We are parents to the cutest little boy.
I'm just exhausted.
And I don't even care.
I'm just so happy.
How does it feel to be a dad, Chris?
- So crazy.
- He's perfect.
Oh, he's sleepies.
I like look at him and I'm like I cannot believe
you were just in my belly.
Like, and your, we made you.
This perfect little specimen.
We made.
He is so cute, I can't take it.
It's just such an emotional moment.
He's perfect.
- All right, GG, let's get ready for the baby.
I'm so excited for a new baby.
Honestly, I love being a mom.
See the baby's mouth?
No, you have to be nice to the baby.
You don't really cry when it comes to the third one.
With Lorenzo, I remember like how emotional it was.
Sissy, I was like aww.
Angelo I'm like just get out.
Let's go.
(bright music)
- [Deena] I cannot believe my little man
is getting baptized.
Just a such a special moment.
- [Priest] You have been baptized.
Alleluia, alleluia.
- [Deena] It feels so nice to be surrounded
with so many friends and family.
That just means everything to me.
- [Woman] Congrats, mama.
- [Deena] Thank you.
This is the last day in the house.
And last night we left so we could come back
and surprise Mike with two new babies in the crew
that were born while he was away.
The meatballs!
- Team meatballs.
- The baby boy meatballs, CJ and Angelo.
He's their Uncle Sitch.
He needs to meet them.
- Girls come on, it's breakfast.
- All right, we're up.
We're the OJ meatballs.
- Yes.
- And these are the boy meatballs.
- The baby boy meatballs.
Team meatballs!
- Team meatballs, yay!
- Let's high five.
(group exclaiming)
- Say hi, honey.
- [Deena] Say hi, Uncle Sitch.
- Oh my God, the babies.
I have not met them.
And here they are with free Sitch shirts on like,
this is amazing.
Uncle Sitch has been dying to meet his little nephews.
Oh my God.
- Oh, they like Laurens.
I'm your father.
(group laughing)
Want me to hold him?
- [Nicole] Yeah, can you take him.
- Hey, you little buddy.
- Oh my god.
- I'm your father, buddy.
- [Mike] Oh my God.
- [Angelina] He's so cute.
- Oh my God, this is the first time my Uncle Sitch
is holding him.
- [Deena] Yeah.
- I'm so ready to be a dad.
And I would be an awesome dad.
You know what I'm saying?
So everything happens for a reason.
And I feel that our time is coming.
- They're gonna be besties.
Wow, look at how happy.
Somebody got baby fever.
- I want one.
(light music)
- I've missed out on so many moments
in the past eight months.
Holding these babies right now,
I'm speechless.
Oh my God, they're adorable.
This is the best surprise ever.
The roomies, we are family.
We've had unbelievable ups and downs.
The last 10 years have been a roller coaster ride
that you never want to get off.
You know?
And I hope I never do.
- You guys are so cute together.
- I want one.
- [Nicole] You're gonna get one.
Once they leave here, they're going to have sexuals
because they definitely want a meatball of their own.
- [Mike] They're both such good babies.
- You still have the price tag on him.
- Are you ready?
- I am ready.
- I'm so glad that you're coming with me.
This is the first time Lauren's like truly a part
of this family vacation.
And I love it.
Lauren is definitely the opposite of Angelina.
When Angelina comes in,
she comes always wanting to fight somebody.
- Oh yeah, you think I'm a dirty little hamster?
We have things that we have to sort out.
(Men exclaiming)
- That's assault.
I just got assaulted!
(group exclaiming)
- Deja vu, mother (beep).
- Just such a difference and it's just so nice.
( giggling) It really is.
- So how is CJ?
- He's good.
He's like a little ham.
- Are you guys thinking about having a second?
- Yes.
I love babies.
(Lauren giggling)
(Deena giggling)
I want to tell Lauren so bad,
but I want to tell everyone in person.
So I have to just wait.
And what about you guys?
How's it going?
- We're still trying.
- Good.
- Like we did every test under the sun
and like genetic stuff just to like be prepared,
and everything was good.
- Good.
That's great.
- Yeah.
- I know Lauren's gonna be happy for me.
I just hope that it doesn't like upset them or anything.
- I think it'll be a good trip.
- Yeah, I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
- It'll be fun.
- [Deena] Positive vibes everywhere.
- [Lauren] Fun family trip.
- [Deena] Guys, I have presents.
- Oh, okay.
- [Deena] Yeah.
I've never kept a secret from them.
So I think they're definitely gonna be super, super shocked.
Why don't you guys chill and I'll give you the presents.
- [Vinny] Okay. - [Mike] Oh, Nice, D.
- [Deena] So this towel is for Pauly.
Vinny's boyfriend.
- Hey, all right!
- [Mike] Towels are the presents?
I'm confused.
- This is for Mike.
- [Lauren] Aw!
- Is this a girls thing?
- This one is for Vinny.
- Okay, like, thanks.
- [Deena] And Lauren, when I made these,
I didn't have one made because-
(group exclaiming)
- [Vinny] Because you're not really family.
- [Deena] No, because Jenny was coming and, you know...
- It's okay.
- [Mike] That's okay.
- I'm really excited to tell the roommates
about my pregnancy,
but I am a little nervous that like,
it might upset Lauren and Mike.
I know that they had their rough patch,
but I really want to like tell them,
like guys there's another member to the family.
And I just hope that they're excited.
- Give her Nicole's blanket.
- And then I have one more.
Don't look yet!
Are you ready?
(upbeat music)
(group exclaiming)
Yeah, I'm pregnant.
- Holy (beep).
Now everything makes sense.
The stupid towels she just handed out,
why she's been more emotional lately.
- You know how hard it was for me not to tell you guys?
- [Vinny] Let's face it, she's an emotional meatball.
This is the first real surprise.
- Yay!
- I'm trying to think of a group hug,
but can we do that with COVID?
- We all tested negative.
- Yeah, we're all negative.
- [Lauren] We're in the bubble.
- Group hug?
- Deena's pregnant!
(group cheering)
- What's wrong, honey?
- So I'm feeling weird and I brought a test just in case.
- You did?
- Because...
Yeah, I was due like the day before we left.
- Okay.
Well maybe you should take the test, honey,
and we'll just see, you know?
Maybe it's good to just know.
- This would mean the world to me.
I'm gonna go take it.
- [Mike] All right, take the test, honey.
- If this test is positive.
- Okay.
(Mike grunting)
It's happening.
Oh my God, it's happening.
Like on this trip right now, like really?
That would be the best way to end this trip.
Honey, are you done yet?
- [Lauren] No!
- Honey, what's it say?
- [Lauren] Hold on.
It takes a few minutes.
- Oh my goodness.
What does it say, honey?
- [Lauren] Do you want to see?
- Come over here and speak with me.
Speak with your husband.
- It says it is.
- Stop it.
(Lauren laughing)
- Stop.
You're gonna make me cry.
- We did it.
We did it, honey.
(Lauren laughing)
(light music)
He's so happy.
I've always wanted us to be like at this point
and it's all happy tears.
Like it's all a good thing.
We're just so happy to be here
and experiencing this together and...
Like we've just waited and prayed so long for this,
that it's finally happening
and we both just can't believe it.
It came up right away too.
Which means it's really there.
- We've been through a lot.
(light music)
- [Lauren] I love you.
- I love you, honey.
- We're really lucky.
- I might need to go in the bathroom for a breather.
(Lauren laughing)
I'm a little emotionals right now.
Love you.