Kids must recognize you because.
Oh kids love me. They love you.
It's so wild.
Never my wildest dreams that I think children would like me,
but I guess they don't see adults having fun very often.
Like usually it's like a parent being like, don't do that.
(Nicole screaming)
I'm tired.
(people laughing)
And then I'm like, blah, blah, blah, here's a cake.
They're like, I like that big lady.
That adult's fun.
(people laughing)
So I think that's why they like me,
but kids are also so honest
so like, I take it as a huge compliment.
Oh, they don't lie.
No. If a kid
doesn't like you, a kid will say,
I don't like you. Yeah.
I don't like you at all, but they seem to really like me.
So whenever adults are like, you're not funny,
I'm like children think I am so you're wrong.
(Conan laughing)
That's what I say to people.
I have my own version of that.
Well, people with very low intelligence like me.
(people laughing)
People whose prefrontal cortex hasn't formed yet
really love me,
so there.
Accident victims.
Yeah.
(people laughing)
People that lost a part of their skull
in a hunting accident think I'm hilarious.
(people laughing)
It gets very, very specific.
So you handle it pretty well.
It sounds like you're doing
Yeah. well with all of this.
John Cena once said to me, 'cause I was like, oh I,
don't you hate him when people are like, I can't see you.
He was like, no, Nicole.
That's what people know about me,
they're just trying to connect.
They don't know me really,
they're they just know what I show them.
And I, when they say it to me, I'm happy
'cause they're taking it in and they like me
and that's nice isn't it?
And I was like, oh.
I didn't realize John Cena is such a font of wisdom.
Oh, he really is.
He sounds like an oracle and a Greek tragedy, you know.
He kind of is.
Let me tell you the truth.
John Cena, now I've heard he, I mean I've met him
and he seems like a very
intelligent, nice guy. Yeah.
Very nice. But I love that
he's that grounded.
Yeah and then when people complete the course
they'll be like, you can't see me, oh man.
I want to finish this just to meet you.
And he'll be like, meet me.
Oh, all right, I'll come down and I'll meet you.
And they're like, oh, I didn't know that.
And he'll like go down
and he'll like meet them and hug them and talk to them.
He's the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life.
And it's also so funny when people complete the course,
they're always like John Cena, I love you.
And I'm like, I'm sitting here too.
I'm waiting for a compliment.
Do you wanna gimme one?
(people laughing)
It's like, you know, John Cena totally eclipses you.
He's incredible. I find that,
I'm the same way.
I always find it refreshing
when things bring me back down to earth like that,
because I find that in life
whenever you have a moment of,
oh my God, I really enjoy your work.
It's quickly followed by someone else
saying something that takes you in the exact amount
that the other person raised you,
it takes you in the other direction.
Equal and opposite. Yeah.
And it balances out the universe.
Yeah after standup shows ladies like to be like,
oh you inspired me to like show my arms,
fat ladies don't like to show their arms,
so they'll be like, you helped me with that.
And then their boyfriends will be like
and I think you're pretty funny.
Didn't know who the fuck you were before.
Yeah. But like now I kind of know
and like you should keep doing this, you're good at it.
And I'm like, thank you.
(people laughing) So I was at a party recently
and there was some interesting people at this party.
And it was,
I won't say where it was,
but just people that I don't think are around
showbiz folk much.
So and someone said to me, I'm a big fan of your work
even though I don't understand your sense of humor.
And I said, excuse me?
And he said, I really, I'm a fan, big fan.
I really don't like your sense of humor,
but I'm a fan and I don't understand.
Yeah how?
And this guy this person was in their seventies I think.
And he said, well, you've got that
you know, that sense of humor you have
and it's not for me at all, but I'm a fan, I'm a fan.
And I thought, stop saying I'm a fan
because if you don't like my sense of humor,
you do not like me and that's okay,
Yeah. but you can't have it
both ways and so it was really fascinating me.
Perplexing.
Wait, he was 70?
I wanna say he was in his seventies.
Were you had a retirement home?
Is this where this was? Yes.
Is that why you don't wanna say
you hang out at retirement homes?
I often go to retirement homes to try and get validation
from much older people.
Were you in hospice?
Yeah.
(people laughing)
No, it was an older gentleman.
They're allowed to roam the earth.
Are they?
They are. Yeah, not without guidance.
Yeah. Yeah.
So anyway, I just, I like that.
Literally, I spent the next, on the ride home
Yeah.
I'm in the car with my wife and I'm just saying,
I like your sense of humor, not a,
I mean, I don't like your sense of humor, big fan.
Big fan, don't enjoy your comedy
and I thought I don't understand.
Maybe he likes your height, your hair.
We did make out for a while.
He likes them juicy lips. That explains it.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was fantastic.
(Nicole laughing)