When you picture yourself
free of that suit, what do you see?
Mm. I'm...
playful.
A goof.
A goose.
A silly goose?
Yes, but also...
unbound by rules and conventions.
Rebellious.
A bad boy.
But still light.
Still playful.
A bad goose.
♪♪
And now, the moment of truth.
And how do you feel?
Lighter than air!
Roger, how can I ever thank you?
I told you, I ask for nothing in return.
Now go, you're late for your next barbecue as it is!
But there must be something -- Tell you what.
If you have a good time today,
maybe swing by for a celebratory sherry, how about that?
Now run along, my goose!
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, I'm just kinda doing the couch potato thing tonight,
watching "Hostel 2" with Martha.
Mm!
Dad?
How was the barbecue?
It was absolutely...
divine!
Oh, Steve, you should've seen me.
I was so easy and fun and free!
Yo, Stan, where ya want this puppy?
Me and the guys had such a good time
we decided to keep it going with a little after-barbecue.
To the back yard, boys!
Together: [ Chanting] Stan!
Stan! Stan! Stan!
Well, Roger will be pleased.
[ Laughter, indistinct conversation in distance ] Stan: Wait!
There was something special I was gonna do
if I had a good time today.
A celebratory cannonball!
[ Splash ]
[ Cheering ]
Aah!
Rogu, I'm the only thing not burning.
♪♪
Smith, what's the meaning of this?
This is a non-non-work setting!
Shall we brush up on the agency dress code?
How 'bout we don't and say we did?
What a cool thing to say!
But what if it came from the twisted mind of...
the tickle monster! [ Laughs ]
Smith, I'm loving the new you.
Truly, amber is the color of your energy.
Boop! [ Giggles ]
[ Bell dinging ]
Instant promotion!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uh, what's this now?
"E equals MC squared and Gettysburg Address in 1776."
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
Da-aaaad!
Wouldn't you rather be playing this...
PlayStation 5?!
Hot piggly hog!
Boop! [ Giggles ]
Where's my boop?
Oh, you'll get your boop, m'lady.
[ Roger groaning ]
Roger?
Is that you, my goose?
What's wrong?
I'm in the doldrums, Stan.
Deep doldrums. The Double-D's.
Every time I achieve a great creative peak,
it's followed by a depressive rut.
And you, in my time of greatest emotional need,
abandon me to run off with your new friends,
Jackson, and Duper, and Francine. [ Sighs ]
This is why I knew I shouldn't have done this.
You always get so possessive and clingy.
I'll cling to you for that remark! [ Grunts ]
I do you an unsolicited favor, asking for nothing in return,
and this is how you return the favor?
You are a bad friend.
If it helps, it's your clothes that have given me
this new lease on life!
My relationships have improved,
I'm boopin' people like crazy,
and my knees have never looked better!
Well, I don't know if I can keep making them for you,
being treated like this.
And you're notoriously hard on your clothes, Stan.
Look, they're already starting to fray.
Well, Stan...
how does your new suit look?
It's a clothes version of the Holocaust.
You don't like it. I can tell.
Okay, Stan, confession time.
I never knew how to make clothes.
Everything I gave you was Amazon Basics.
And the Bad Goose designs?
eBay-ordered iron-ons.
But do you realize what this means?
You didn't get your easy confidence from my clothes.
It was inside you all along.
That's right, Stan.
This is a mother[bleep] Dumbo-type deal.
[ Sighs ] Okay, whatever Roger. I'm late for work.
[ Snaps fingers ] Sorry, here,
one of your old suits.
So you never even knew how to make clothes...
Wrong, Klaus.
I lied to Stan.
I do know how to make clothes.
But I wanted him to feel easy and free in anything he wears.
So, who's the bad friend now?
[ Sighs ] I dunno. You, probably?
[ Sighs ] See ya later, Roger.
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
As you well know, I do not know how to make clothes.