G'day,
losers
Yo, where the kangaroos at?
Brian Dundee?
Yep.
Really?
Yeah...
Really?
Why do you keep saying really?
(Gobble Noise)
What do you mean Dundee's lost in the outback?
He is the outback.
Nobody talks about Mick like that!
Careful with that knife mate
It's pretty sharp.
A knife....?
How big?
What do you mean there's two of them?
Yah Yah Yah Yah Yahhhhhhh
Free beer!! Free beer!! Free beer!!!
You ever seen a humpback whale give birth?
It's a bloodbath.
Speak to me little guy.
You know when your dad did it, he was he was...
Well my dad told me about this he was just like yeah, I just came up and you did that bit there this okay?
I just don't think he can see you from back here.
I just don't own this newspaper son,
I own this country.
And Dundee's gonna learn who the most dangerous animal in Australia is
It's me.
Whatever.
(Crowd shouts)
YES!
My mom's side of the family are all jazz musicians, so kind of comes naturally.
Yo, where the kangaroos at?
Brian Dundee?
Yep.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Why do you keep saying really?
Come on.
I think it's working mate.
You're disturbing my mind energies.
You can't speak when I'm doing this, okay? It's gotta be super quiet.
Just a connection between me and the Beast.
Okay...
Here we go
Please don't say anything when I do it this time, okay?
Yep!
Okay, I could just sense that you're about to say something and that's already trying to mess up all the brain energy stuff, okay?
Okay, I just don't think he can see you from back here.
Should we just go around maybe?
Whatever.
Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy
Woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
G'day,
losers.
That's not a knife!
That's a knife.
Look at that! Look at me. Look at that knife blade.