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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to make the enemy jungler rage quit like a boss.
Right after buying these items, you must use your Teleport to get in the enemy's jungle before he shows up to place a ward here,
hide until the jungle monsters spawn and come back at the scene to steal his blue buff with a Smite over the trees.
Thanks to that little magic trick, you can piss off every jungler that tries to get a smiteless leash, no problem!
Since he still has his Smite, he will surely try to get his other buff,
so follow him, wait in that brush until he takes some damage, steal his other buff once again and kill him if he tries to fight back against the king of the jungle.
When you finally get these two awesome items, you will be able to (BLABLABLA) at lightning speed thanks to your beautiful Ambush-Venom Cask-Expunge combo.
However, before taking a buff from Twitch's Jungle #2, you should check out your surroundings to see if there's an enemy near you.
If there's a fuckabish loitering around, use your Venom Cask to slow him, pew pew him until you see that big ass X mark and Expunge him for the kill.
Then, chase his ButtFucking Friend away to have a peaceful counter jungle time.
When you're done strolling in the jungle, you will have to gank non-stop to earn your share of the pot.
And, all you have to do to get an easy kill is to activate your ninja mode, position yourself behind the enemy to sandwich him with your ally
and attack him with your ultimate to apply some stacks of your passive to deal tons of damage with your Expunge.
The best thing about Jungle Twitch is that you can just dandy walk through a lane without hiding in a brush to gank Blitz' wife and make her piss in her metallic skirt like a baby.
By the way, do not hesitate to engage the enemy first with a Venom Cask even if you're squishy as fuck because you will always have the upper hand in a fight since you outnumber them everytime.
Since jungling isn't a viable gold ressource to exploit, you must try to get the most kills or assists possible even if your teammate doesn't need your help.
When you're the only one engaging an enemy, start the fight with a Venom Cask, activate your ultimate to deal even more damage to him while trying to not miss a single minion kill
and finish him off with an Expunge before your missing mid laner tries to steal all the credit from your hard work.
When you finally get the Homeguard perk for your boots, you will be able to explore the area safely if you activate your ninja mode and your Teleport at the same time
And that is how you can look for the easiest target to kill without being in danger.
Also, that combo will mindfuck the enemy because he won't see anyone teleport, so use that opportunity to Venom Cask-Spray and Pray combo him and finish him off with an Expunge in the face.
Late game, you'll be able to buttfuck Draven so hard that he'll stop farming alone in the future and you'll be able to sacrifice your life to steal Baron if the other team is way too cheap to buy a vision ward.
Thanks to your Ambush skill, you'll be able to run away from the whole enemy team without effort and you can destroy any turret faster than ever.
With your Venom Cask skill, you can reveal all the enemies partying in the brush to make them fail their ninja ganks and you can verify if a buff is here before stepping in the enemy's territory.
Your Expunge skill is awesome to secure every kill for yourself if you want to act as the most greedy bastard in the game.
Combine your Venom Cask and your Expunge skills into a combo and you'll be able to farm minions and champions like never before.
Thanks to your Spray and Pray, clearing mega waves of minions in a flash isn't a dream anymore and cleaning up the battlefield from far away is easier than playing Barbie Online.
In teamfights, you can lead the charge thanks to your Ambush skill and scout an area to find a lonely fuckabish trying to farm peacefully.
When you lock on your target, place yourself in a good position without being in a dangerous spot to attack him and enjoy all the free golds that you'll get from those kills.
Also, Twitch is the best to finish off an enemy since not a single fuckabish can escape from your powerful Expunge.
If every member on your team is dead, do not hesitate to engage the enemy with that broken ultimate of yours to kill him from far away.
Then, turn around to dirty that beautiful lady and her pimp to death to protect your base from falling down.
That's it for today, people!
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