You know, you are in terrific shape.
I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything,
but I saw it when you got down,
I saw you flex that arm.
and I have no musculature in my body whatsoever.
(audience laughing)
Not at all?
I find it gets in the way.
(Conan and audience laughing)
Ooh, okay!
But, tell me about your workout regimen.
What do you do?
'Cause I've heard you're pretty serious
about staying in good shape.
Well, I used to be.
Right now, I just do yoga.
Well, yoga is tough.
Yoga is difficult. Well, yeah.
But I do yoga maybe three times a week.
Right.
But as I've gotten older, the gym is just,
it's not good on my joints anymore, so.
Right, so you like the yoga.
I do, I love the yoga
and I do a lot of activities outside.
I do a lot of hiking.
I love to run a little bit, I'm surfing now.
Yeah, you're really surfing?
I am.
I'm scared.
I felt like that was something that
if you didn't do it when you were a kid,
there's no way you could take it up late in life.
You know, I used to think that also,
but that's not true.
Really, you can do it?
Yeah, you can do it.
Absolutely.
I think you can do it.
(Jada and audience laughing)
That doesn't mean I could do it.
Well, you know, I mean, it's just, you know,
it's the water you just kinda get in sync.
You just jump on it, it's like yoga on water.
[Conan] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And I gotta keep up with my kids.
Yeah, I've learned that too.
Yeah.
I've learned, I've the two little ones
and one of them, as I said,
works for UPS now.
(Jada and audience laughing)
But you need to stay in shape for them.
Absolutely.
Do you ever do,
there are a lot of people out there
that do the fighting to stay in shape.
You know, they do some kind of boxing or.
Do you do anything like that?
At home with my husband.
Oh, really?
(Jada and audience laughing)
You and Will Smith fight constantly,
is that what you do?
We do like to wrestle a bit, to be honest.
Really?
We do!
Oh, wait a minute.
Let me, he is a very tall gentleman.
And he's heavy.
He's a lot of man.
(Conan chuckling)
(audience laughing)
Okay
I don't wanna know too much, but.
(Jada and audience laughing)
But the point is,
how does that work?
How do you take down a guy that size?
How do you do it?
Sneak attack.
Sneak attack, that's nice.
Sneak attack. (audience laughing)
I have to, I mean, I'm little, you know,
and I can't fight fairly.
[Conan] Right.
I always tell people don't mess with little people.
We're very dangerous.
(Conan and audience laughing)
[Conan] Okay.
We have to hurt you very badly.
Okay.
So he's in the kitchen getting some milk
and you just come out of a cabinet and-
That's right!
(audience laughing) Anything.
Out of nowhere.
Win by any means necessary, showers.
You attack him in the shower?
If I have to.
(audience laughing)
Wherever he's most vulnerable, it depends.
It depends on-
A man is very vulnerable in the shower.
In the shower, yes! Yeah.
I don't like fighting nude. It depends on how the
last interaction was. (audience laughing)
Really?
Yeah.
It depends on who won the last interaction.
And there's a lot of stuff in the shower you could use,
a loofah.
(audience laughing)
All kinds of stuff!
Some kind of cream, you know.
(audience laughing)
Just attack.
I just attack him.
All right, well, I.
(Conan chuckling)
I gotta sneak attack Will.
Very good, that's great.
What part of your body do you think is best?
Like I've always heard if someone's tall
and someone's smaller.
Take the taller guy out at the legs.
That's what you do.
You take him out of the legs and they go,
that's true with me.
I'm like a radio tower.
(audience laughing)
Just hit me low and I go right over
and there are sparks and fire.
(audience laughing)
It's true, that works also.
But with Will I usually go for the neck.
If I get him in a choke hold, he can't get out of it.
(all laughing)
Sounds like a loving relationship.
I like that.
(audience laughing)
I wanna ask you something.
Of course you did two of the Matrix films.
Mm-hmm.
And, God, terrific in those.
Then there's this Matrix video game
that people really love.
Ah! Yes.
All right, and I'm curious about it, 'cause they added.
You hear about bonus features
that they put in the video game.
(Jada laughing)
There is some girl on girl action
in the Matrix video game.
You have this kiss that is quite electrifying.
Yes, with Monica Bellucci.
Yeah, Monica Bellucci.
Mm-hmm.
And you have this kiss and it's clear
that you guys are doing it.
This isn't simulated by some computer nerd.
No.
It was one of my best onscreen kisses, I must say.
[Conan] Really?
And she was that, you know,
it's very funny because when we first did the scene
and she literally kissed me
and I had to take a moment, I was like,
"Whoa, Monica, what are you doing?"
You weren't expecting it?
I was not expecting it.
I thought we were gonna do a movie kiss.
You know, a movie kiss.
(Jada peck kissing)
No, she kissed me for real.
I had to dadadada.
I wasn't gonna know. (audience laughing)
I just heard how you beat up Will Smith.
I wasn't gonna come in and.
No, no.
(Conan grunting)
No, it wasn't going to happen.
That's basically what I had to, you know, with Monica.
But you know, she's like, "Jada, you have to trust me."
"We have to give them something to watch."
So I said, "Okay, I'm gonna trust you, Monica."
We'll thank God she did.
(Conan and audience laughing)
Yeah, it was quite a sizzler.
Now, I was talking earlier
about my kids and Halloween.
How does it work in your house?
You have two children, is that right?
I have three. Three children.
I have a bonus son who's 16.
Mm-hmm.
And then I have Willow, who's going to be eight.
And then I have Jaden, who's 10.
And I have a goddaughter who lives with me, who's 18
and a nephew, who's 19 who lives with me.
So I have a full house.
And are they young kids?
Do they wanna go out dressed up?
Have they said what they want to dress up as?
But you know, Halloween is Willow's birthday.
So Halloween is a huge deal in my house, huge.
That's too much.
Because that means there's Halloween candy
and a cake. Cake.
That's a lot of sugar.
(audience laughing)
It's a lot of stuff going on.
Yeah.
And it's always like, you know,
we're the Halloween house.
It's like, you know, like this year,
we're not having a big Halloween party,
and I'm getting all these phone calls, like,
"What's up with the party?"
See, that's what I do.
I lower expectations.
Right!
(Jada and audience laughing)
Every year at Halloween,
I just give out little insurance forms and you know,
(audience laughing)
here's a multigrain cracker.
(audience laughing)
And then I know that anything I do the next Halloween
is an elevation of what I've already done.
Well you know what's funny?
It's that we live in the mountains.
So people can't really reach the house.
[Conan] Right. Which is great.
But as far as trick-or-treaters are concerned,
but people do come there.
You get the loan. (Jada laughing)
Loan prospector coming along in a donkey.
Right, exactly, like
"Hey, is anybody here?"
Yeah, I need food and water.
I need food and water, some shelter.
Here's some candy corn.
(audience laughing)
Okay, we have a clip here from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.
It must be, it's fun I would think working
on an animated film, you get to-
It is, it is.
I mean, the difficulty is that you don't have other actors
to interact with.
And so you're literally there with just a microphone.
[Conan] Right.
So, that's hard.
But I have a good time 'cause at least it's a movie
that my kids can watch and I don't have to hide.
That's true.
(Jada chuckling)
Cover your eyes on this part, like Matrix.
Yeah. The video game.
Right.
(Conan and audience laughing)
Don't watch that!
That's mommy kissing another woman.
Please, let's not watch that!
Let's not see that right now.
What do we need to know for this clip from Madagascar?
Do you know?
Oh, this is the clip with Moto Moto.
This is my love interest.
Let's take a look at this clip
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.
♪ I like 'em big, I like 'em plumpy ♪
♪ I like 'em round, with something, something ♪
♪ They like my sound, ♪
(female hippo yelling)
♪ They think I'm funky ♪
Goodness, girl, you huge.
Who's your friend or is that your butt?
(Moto Moto chuckling nervously)
Girl, you as quick as you are hefty.
So, you're Moto Moto?
The name's so nice, you say it twice.
I kinda like it, fatso.
I see you around, girl.
It won't be hard because you so plumpy.
♪ Chunky, chunky ♪
(audience cheering)
(audience cheering and applauding)
Will.I.Am as Moto Moto.
Yeah, Will.I.Am as Moto Moto.
He's fantastic, he is fantastic!
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa opens November 7th.
Jada Pinkett-Smith, so nice to see you again.
It's good to see you!
(audience cheering and applauding)
Thank you so much for coming back to the show.
We'll take a break, when we come back, Jason Biggs is here.