speaking of sexual connections have you heard from bagel boss uh i had to block bagel bloss again
we're talking about him another phone call we were talking about him at the last one cast and he
yeah he was sending me some texts like he he's been trying to shoot his shot his little shot um
and then his bagel boss is he dead am i he's not dead no he had a stroke oh yeah
stroke but it didn't take and uh i'm like i'm out of the loop who's bagel boss
that's angry he's a shorter man who became he went viral a couple of summers ago what three some
two or three summers ago because he got into a fight in a bagel store in long island and
uh then he just like went on a bunch of podcasts mine included and then he kind of he kind of like
blew up became like semi-famous in the tri-state area and then got a manager like this person who
got in a fight in a bagel store has a manager quicker than me like doing comedy 11 years i
still can't get a [ __ ] manager but this guy's all hooked up and then there's not much to manage
he's easy to manage toss them around uh yeah everybody gamer's training order like have you
seen like try contact i got a restraining order recently against an x it was actually quite oh
wonderful is it is it x that we know oh yeah i'm not going to mention his name because it's just
like he's good now life is good now britney okay good i don't know who that is but um is oh yeah
so bagel boss anyway he he went from hating me to like leaving very aggressive like voicemails on my
phone like i'm going to beat you up i hate you unless you date i'm going to ruin your life and
slander your name no i mean you talk [ __ ] and then like very quickly pivoted into hitting on me
and then just was texting me sending me pictures of other girls being like i love this picture of
you and it would be like my friend amory and i'm like what are you doing but then i mean
that was after the stroke so who knows if he genuinely thought it was me it's just a general
sense of blur everything's blurry every girl is amy in his mind every time he's being here
for me sorry bagel boss um i gotta find a video of him like is there a video of him just like
the video of him yeah all right the video of him oh this guy this guy is stalking you you just
toss him just throw him okay i did give him a good punt honestly i blocked him and now i miss him to
i'm getting yelled at about my lighting oh really i'm sorry i have poor lighting
everyone i don't know where my ring light is okay i'm gonna play this video let it
be let her be comfy it's it's darkening all my wrinkles everyone just yeah let her let it go
let me be put something yeah on the camera amy just came from a photo shoot so she's trying
to wind down all right here is the famous bagel boy oh my gosh this guy you're great
why is it okay for women to say oh you're five feet on dating you should be dead that's okay
yes
here's the thing if you're five feet tall you're you're close to a six foot under right yeah
really he's gonna talk about it it's just the work caught him on a day
i'm just saying if you're that short you're that close from six feet under
really it's not you know you guys think he ordered a mini bagel
oh my god oh my god
i like how the guy didn't actually have to do anything to take him down he just
put his weight on him and he kind of collapsed yeah that's okay okay
what prompted this outburst well i think he thought women were laughing at him right he
thought these big bagel mistresses working behind the counter were making fun of him
when you're somebody who has like never worked out an issue in their life it's like you walk around
like you're ready to fight all the time like everyone's about to trigger you because you
haven't worked on [ __ ] so yeah he just someone may have looked at him sideways
you know who knows maybe they were maybe he has daddy issues maybe a contact lens got
stuck but he was like oh my god it's because i'm short yeah i know he has short guy issues like
everything to him is because he's short i know guys like that that are just like they can't
and i understand like girls discriminate against shorter guys for sure they get the the raw end
of the deal sometimes but like they just get so angry and like i know plenty of short dudes who
are with pretty girls too so it's not like if you own your personality you're cool or you're
funny or any of that kind of stuff like you'll be fine but i just know some guys that just get so
upset about being short and it and they're it changes their whole shapes their whole
personality it's [ __ ] crazy it's just the reality of things like they're like a short girl
guys who do act like this i honestly feel like it has a lot to do with like men who don't have like
father figures in their lives or like father figures who are abusive to them growing up
and because a lot of the short guys who freak out over the fact they're short aren't actually
subconscious like self-conscious but the fact they're short they're self-conscious for the fact
they don't feel masculine they probably hang on a lot to their mother like and this isn't me being
funny this is just like a fact i've noticed a lot of guys who are shorter tend to cling on to their
mother-in-law and have like serious trauma with their father well that's mommy issues and it's
actually a huge problem online with men that's why they act the way they do toward women unironically
yeah yeah see like i'm [ __ ] posting when i'm like and but there's some truth in it
because like men a lot of men don't want to marry ugly women that's true it's a reality like a lot
of women don't like short guys whereas a lot of guys won't date a woman who's uh you know
above a certain age or guys won't be throwing them under a b-cup in some cases it's pretty ridiculous
like but if i have like a tight preference they like freak out right i mean to be fair i'm 5 11.
so when i say i want to do this it's like you need yeah oh my gosh yeah i'm i'm 5 11. so it's
like yeah when i say like men over 6 feet it's like that's really still kind of short to me
that's that's like oh i need a tall man to protect me like no [ __ ] i could protect myself but like
i just prefer that like just taller than me still like you're like i just don't want to have to
like look down at somebody like anyone under six foot is automatically not a man for sarah
she's just looking down at them i'll do like five ten if you're like really attractive
oh okay i feel that yeah i feel that i'm like yeah like i don't think height is like a huge
issue but like it's not i can't date someone who's like five more like i just
i feel like we're all the same size laying down there you could yeah
right yeah the shortest guy i ever slept with was five it was it worked for me i think it
was five five two but only because he looked like robert johnny jr and because he tricked me
he tricked me because he worked at a bar where he had installed a platform so hello
there's one guy that i met on tinder and i mean he was really handsome in his pictures but it
was like him rowing a boat and it looked all romantic and i was like wow this guy is really
hot and he matched with me and he only had two pictures which should have been like the red flag
yeah and so i went to go meet up with him and he's like do you want to have wine and then like go out
to a couple bars and i you know watch the sunset drink wine then go out and i was like yeah sure
and so he was sitting on like the steps on like the top of the mountain because this was in san
francisco and so i sat down next to him and we're drinking and i'm like we're sitting but i'm like i
don't he didn't stand up to like say hi because he had like the line ready and so i was sitting
there and i'm like i think my legs are longer than his and i'm really [ __ ] short and so when
we did stand up and i was wearing heels because i thought he was tall he was like right here on me
how tall are you i'm i'm like the same height as you chris you're i'm like 5'3 i used to be
five too but i did a lot of yoga um i'm five three and i think yeah you're maybe like five
two i had heels on when i met you okay yeah so i think i'm like your height so i think i'm like
four brittany you're brittany you're like more like five foot like two right five foot three
you're on there five seven what yeah you're tall oh my gosh big dick energy what can i say
that's so funny when people say five seven solemn like yeah like i will step on you i will step on
your head that's my thing i just say i i step on man so basically like wait really i wish i was
a little bit i'm guessing amy's tall though amy you're like what five nine i wish i'm five five oh
my gosh i'm sorry i'm just barely five five they seem taller because i have them on the top row
you are like now britney seems smaller
oh i love that you think it's the hairs i'm five two i'm super short
it does open your dating range a bit like i can date anyone
that's like five five and uh it is cool