Great seeing you.
You guys are amazing.
These guys are amazing.
Just before we start-- before I start,
I have my wallet with me.
I will place it on the table.
We probably need it in just a second.
Exactly.
But, first, I have a couple of questions for you, Howie.
OK.
I was always curious, how many times a day
you wash your hands?
It's-- it's easier to ask me how many times I don't.
But I would say about--
honestly, about 20.
20?
2-0.
Yeah, whenever I touch something.
Perfect.
2-0.
That's nice.
20.
What is your favorite drink?
Uh, like, alcohol?
If you like.
Tito's in lemonade.
OK.
How do you drink this a year?
Whenever I can.
Oh, a week?
Or today?
I don't know.
I would say I have--
I have like five a week.
Five a week?
OK.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
Five it is.
That's good.
Five.
Yeah.
Next, one number between, let's say, five and 40.
Between five and 40?
Yeah.
Uh, six.
That's correct.
What do you mean, that's correct?
OK.
Let's say any number between 20 and 69.
Uh, 31.
31.
3-1.
Am I right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Perfect.
You're right again.
I'm doing better at this than at games.
And one number between 31 and 65?
Oh, uh, 42.
42.
And maybe, uh, tWitch, any number between one and 49?
Uh, uh, 38.
38.
3-8.
38.
Perfect.
You remember, here's my wallet the entire time.
I asked you a couple of numbers.
Right.
We write them down.
I have only some money in there.
But, oh-- oh, yeah.
There's also a lottery ticket.
And do me a favor.
Can you read off the numbers we always play in the lottery?
Can you see them?
Yeah.
What's the first one?
Uh, 0-5.
Five.
If I'm correct, you drink five of your favorite drinks.
What's the number after that.
0-6.
I think you named this number six.
After that?
20?
You wash 20 times your hands a day.
After that?
31?
After that?
How is that possible?
42.
And last, but not least, tWitch, what was your number?
38.
And what is the Powerball?
Oh, this is a--
38.
We won!
Yes.
38.
Did we win?
That's amazing.
That's for you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
That's-- that's really amazing.
We want to try an experiment with your senses, Howie.
Come with us.
You left your wallet.
Yeah.
There is some money in there, but it's fine.
All right.
We'll try a little experiment with your senses.
Therefore, a simple box.
I'll place an object in there, OK?
OK.
Do me a favor.
Reach inside the box.
Touch the object.
What do you feel?
The-- the object.
The-- the bottle.
The jar-- the Purell.
Yes.
That's correct.
That's very-- it's simple.
Perfect.
Good job.
You can take out your hand.
I'm good at that.
We'll make it more difficult for you
now because we'll remove one of your senses.
Exactly.
So close your eyes for a second.
You're not going to see anywhere.
OK.
You turn away.
And, in a second, we'll place an object inside this box.
Now, you can open your eyes, reach inside the box
again, gently.
Ah--
Here's the hole.
I don't shake hands.
Why are you having me do this?
It's brand new and sanitized.
No worries.
Everything has been sanitized.
Reach inside.
Yeah.
Try to explain what it is.
Is it like long?
Short?
Do you feel it?
Soft?
Hard?
I do feel some--
What could it be?
Don't take it.
Oh.
Leave it in there.
I don't-- it's like a--
it's got like a brush on it.
It's a toothbrush?
Is it a toothbrush?
A toothbrush?
A toothbrush.
I think it's a toothbrush.
OK.
Take out your hand.
Take out my hand.
Let's see.
Let's have a look.
You said a toothbrush.
Let's see how close he was.
Oh.
Almost, Howie.
Almost.
Oh, my God.
Come on!
It's clean and sanitized.
But sometimes our senses can be really tricky.
Oh, my--
Let's try it one more time.
Let's give it one more try.
Let's try it one more time.
Yeah.
Don't ever use that on your teeth at home.
We have to-- kids watch.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
Don't do it.
Yeah.
Close your eyes.
And I'll place one more object in there.
Nobody knows what it is.
OK.
And I think we are ready.
Reach inside again, very gentle.
Oh.
And what's inside?
Is it soft?
Hard?
What would you say it is?
It's soft.
Yes.
OK.
It's soft now.
What do you think it is?
I think it's a sponge.
I think it's--
A sponge?
I think it's a sponge.
OK.
Well--
Yes.
Let's have a look how close were you this time.
A soft sponge?
And it is--
OK.
It's a solid glass.
How is that possible?
You know what?
Let's try one last experiment.
Come over here to the front, Howie.
Just right here.
I swear, I felt a soft sponge.
Of course you did.
Just for safety's sake, put on this one.
OK.
And hold the glass right here.
Right.
Because now we try and experiment with everyone.
Exactly.
Howie, please, I want you to focus.
Everybody in the audience and everybody at home,
focus on the glass and try to send all your energy
towards it.
Shake it a little bit, up and down.
Do you feel anything?
I feel like I'm shaking.
Yes.
Oh!
Whoa!
The energy is real!
Human energy.
Human energy?
Amazing.
That was dangerous.
That was-- That was good.
It was dangerous.
It was-- that's dangerous.
Yeah.
We like danger.
But it was good.
Thank you.
It was good.
Thank you.
Is that the end?
For now, but we have some more.
Oh, we got some more--
Yeah.
--with the-- we have more with the clairvoyants.
And when we come back--
You got something else you want to show me?
Of course.
Yes.
OK.
We want to do something totally random with our beautiful
audience here today.
Yeah.
Random with the audience.
But to really make it random, we just-- we
throw something into the audience.
That's a good idea.
What about-- here.
What about bricks?
That's, uh--
That's good.
If you can't catch one, or if you're
sitting next to the person, but no-- no worries.
They are very soft.
They are--
Oh, foam.
Yeah.
Foam bricks.
Yeah, you can--
That feels like the thing in the box, right?
Soft and foamy?
Yeah.
You know what?
Very soft.
Throw just a brick into the audience, wherever you like.
We'll do the same.
And one more.
OK.
If you have one, just stand up.
Stand up.
Where you are?
Oh, number one, two, and stand up.
Stand up.
Oh, you're already standing.
OK.
I'm sorry.
She's just very short.
OK.
Well, the person over there, can you please
tell me any number between one and thousands?
Completely up to you.
999.
OK.
Thank you for that.
That's perfect.
The lady over there, please name any dish.
Any dish that comes up in your mind.
Any food.
Pasta.
I like that.
I love pasta.
And the gentlemen over there, any city in the world now.
Make it random.
LA.
Wow.
That's so random.
Wow.
That just popped into your mind?
It's amazing.
Crazy.
How does he come up with this stuff?
That is great, OK.
That is great.
Do me a favor.
Thank you so much, and take a seat.
You all know, there are so many funny facts about celebrities
we sometimes see on The Ellen Show
or we read in the newspaper or online.
And there are also some facts about Howie--
some funny facts that nobody knows.
OK.
Even you don't know them.
I don't know my facts?
No, you don't know them.
OK.
And there are also some facts about the Clairvoyants
we want to share with you today.
Exactly.
A lot of people believe that we can look into the future.
And, yes, we do.
But everything we see and we sense, we
publish in a special newspaper.
Yeah.
It's called the Clairvoyants' Times.
And, yesterday, we were so sure what will happen today,
we posted a video from the Clairvoyants' Times
on Facebook, Instagram.
If you're at home, check it out, the Clairvoyants.
Tell me [INAUDIBLE] different tasks.
Watch the video.
But you know what?
Let's watch the video right now, here, all together.
Please, press play.
Hello there.
Everything I need to know, I read
in the Clairvoyants' Times.
And Emily knew that Howie will eat 999 pasta in Los Angeles.
Thank you, everybody.
How is that possible?
Wow.
That was amazing.
Thank you.
You guys never cease to amaze me.
You really are truly--
it's so magical and it's so wonderful.
I love you guys.
Thank you so much.
I wish you the best.
And I know your career is going--
go to Ellentube to find out how to get tickets
to the Clairvoyants' Christmas tour.
You don't want to miss that.
I want to thank Ewan McGregor, Andy Richter, and Ellen,
for letting me host.
As she always says, be kind to one another.
Bye, everyone.