(baby crying)
- [Voiceover] You were doing so good, Kesha!
- Oh, you need to burp him.
You need to burp him.
(wacky music)
- My name is Patrick Thomasi.
(mumbling)
- Oh my name is Paolo Presta.
- I'm Roni.
- My name's Caroline,
and we've been engaged for about a month?
- We've been engaged, I would say, for three years.
- Hey. - Six pound robot.
- Hi there.
(gasps)
- Of course we did!
- What are we gonna go with?
- We're going with Tristan.
- So that's it. - Okay, we thought about this.
After months and months, our baby,
meet Kesha, America.
- This baby's mostly used in high schools.
- And it's based on, like, a real baby curriculum
so that the students can kind of be tested on
how it would be to really interact with a real baby.
- You need to feed it and burp it and...
- Rocking it. - Changing the diaper.
- It's all being recorded.
Like, it's all being recorded in here.
- And it can tell, apparently, if you've mishandled it.
If you've...
Drop it or anything.
- Or if you're ignoring it.
- And then when we're done,
there's a whole report that tells us how we did.
- Which we're gonna do fine.
- Interacting with the baby.
- Hi Tristan, you're awake.
- [Paolo] Say hi!
- [Christine] Oh wait, let me just...
Let me just (mumbling).
- I've gotta learn how to get into the car with a baby.
(baby crying) - [Paolo] Okay!
- No milk, she's not hungry. - [Paolo] Nope.
- Bringing him home for the first time.
- [Patrick] Here you go.
- [Paolo] Okay, okay.
(baby crying)
Here you go, here you...
- [Patrick] Oh, that's it!
(Paolo screaming) Yay!
- [Christine] Welcome home.
- [Patrick] Vegan friendly for our vegan baby.
- I feel so unprepared.
(baby crying)
(laughs) - You wanna take the lid.
(baby crying)
- [Christine] He doesn't want the bottle.
- [Patrick] Oh, that's it.
(Patrick laughs) Good girl!
- We did it!
We did it!
- [Christine] Up we go, down we go.
That's what he wanted.
- This is quite a workout.
Now I get why, like,
new moms have such good arms.
- [Christine] I'm gonna look up how to
wrap a baby.
- When I was inside ordering the food,
like, I was wondering, "Is Kesha crying?"
Like, were you okay?
Were you stressing?
I kept looking.
(Roni laughs)
- [Christine] So just kind of like...
- I don't think there's enough room
for Junior in that.
- [Christine] Alright, just put him in.
- Yay! - Alright!
- [Voiceover] You want him to be nice and high.
- We're gonna take her on a little walk at the park
right across the street.
(Christine laughs) You're doing great.
There you go.
- You look really good holding her.
- Oh, really?
- Oh god, I'm gonna get emotional.
You look really good, yeah.
- We're raising our baby vegan.
Food!
- [Paolo] Look, we're home!
You're gonna see your home.
Nyla!
- [Patrick] Hi!
- We have someone here, Nyla!
- I think he's up.
I think he's enjoying the show.
- So, Kesha.
There's your godmother.
- [Patrick] Autie Oprah.
(yawns)
(baby crying)
- Oh, I think we did it.
- Let's go, let's go show Kesha her room.
- Let's go to bed.
(baby crying) - God.
How do moms do this?
- Kesha!
(baby crying) No, no.
- [Patrick] I thought Nyla would be the one
that would be crying.
- [Both] Goodnight, Kesha.
- Now that this experience is over,
how do we feel, Patrick?
- I think we feel like we need to take a nap.
- I'm kind of tired.
I'm trying to remember.
- Tired seems like the right word right about now.
- Yeah.
- It's a lot.
It's a lot to worry about and to think about.
- Our overnight experience with Tristan was pretty good.
He was a little fussy for a while.
- When we put her to bed, she was...
She was an angel, really.
Like, she did not make a peep.
- I think we did pretty darn well.
- I think we did good.
- I know, I think we did really good, too!
- I really do think we did good.
- [Voiceover] It says that you guys got a 86%
- 86%?
I thought we'd do better.
- [Voiceover] You guys got 100%.
(overlapping shouting)
- No way!
- So I really liked
seeing Roni with, like, the 5:00 shadow
sitting there rocking the baby
because, I don't think you realize it,
but you were like...
That just made me feel really good
about, like, I can count on you to do this
in the future, if we have kids.
- For me, basically, having a kid
or having my Kesha for 24 hours
kind of, like, made me feel closer to Patrick
and made me, like...
Just, like, feel like...
Yeah, like, there's no second thoughts
or something whispering inside of you saying,
"Are you sure about this?
"Are you sure about him?
"Are you sure about the kid?"
- It's prompt us to talk a lot about having kids
in the future and what we wanted.
- Yeah.
- I think this was a really helpful experience.
I think, like, that all couples should talk about.
- That's a good question.
Do we still want to get married?
Patrick?
- Yeah, I'm down.
It's too expensive to cancel the wedding.
- Way too expensive.
- [Christine] Marriage is a lot easier than kids.
(laughing)
- [Roni] Yes, we are definitely
still planning on getting married.
- [Christine] Yeah.
(wacky music)