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>> Jesse: IN LIFE, TIMING IS
EVERYTHING.
WE DO OUR BEST TO STAY ON
SCHEDULE, MAKE LISTS, SET
ALARMS, BECAUSE ONE THING YOU
NEVER WANT TO BE IS LATE.
>> WAKE UP.
>> CAN’T BE LATE FOR A PLANE
WITH A GIRL.
THE GIRL RUNS LIKE A GIRL WITH
THE LITTLE STEPS AND ARMS
FLAILING OUT.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS PLANE
YOU GOT TO RUN LIKE A MAN, KEEP
YOUR KNEES UP.
>> BEING LATE IS A PROBLEM BUT
SOMETIMES BEING EARLY IS WORSE
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU NEVER WANT TO BE THE TEAM
THAT CELEBRATES BEFORE THE GAME
IS OVER.
JUST ASK THE FALCONS, ONE SECOND
THEY WERE ALMOST SUPER BOWL
CHAMPS AND THE NEXT THING YOU
KNOW THEY ARE WATCHING BRADY
HOLD THE TROPHY.
YOU CAN’T BRAG ABOUT A VICTORY
THAT HASN’T HAPPENED.
AND YOU CAN’T HYPE UP A BILL
THAT HASN’T DONE A DARN THING
YET.
UNLESS YOU ARE JOE BIDEN.
TODAY OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF,
WHO IS TAKING A VICTORY LAP OVER
HIS MASSIVE INFRASTRUCTURE
SPENDING BILL.
>> MY PARTISAN INFRASTRUCTURE
LAW THAT I SIGNED AND IT WAS A
ONCE IN A GENERATION INVESTMENT
IN OUR NATION’S ROADS, BRIDGES,
RAILROADS, PORTS, AIRPORTS,
WATER SYSTEMS, AND HIGH SPEED
INTERNET, I REALLY MEAN IT.
THIS IS LIKE A NEW INDUSTRIAL
REVOLUTION.
>> Jesse: "PRIMETIME" LAUNCHED
AN INVESTIGATION INTO JOE
BIDEN’S NEW INDUSTRIAL
REVOLUTION.
A TRILLION DOLLARS AND A YEAR
LATER, AND BIDEN’S BROKEN GROUND
ON ONE PROJECT.
A HEATED SIDEWALK IN A SMALL NEW
HAMPSHIRE TOWN.
AND THE PROJECT IS NOT EVEN
CLOSE TO FINISHED AND IT WON’T
BE BEFORE WINTER.
THE CITY OF BERLIN, NEW
HAMPSHIRE, HAS A 17% POVERTY
RATE.
BUT THE WHITE HOUSE FIGURED THEY
COULD USE A $20 MILLION HEATED
SIDEWALK AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
THE CITY RESIDENTS DIDN’T WANT
IT.
>> WHAT’S THE WORST PART ABOUT
LIVING HERE?
>> THE WORST PART ABOUT LIVING
HERE IS PROBABLY JUST OUR
ISOLATION FROM ANY MAJOR STORES.
>> THE 45 MINUTE DRIVE TO
EVERYTHING.
>> THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE IN
THE STREET HERE.
THERE’S A LOT OF DRUGS.
>> THERE IS JUST NOTHING HERE.
>> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT ONLY
BE FIRST IN THE PRIMARIES BUT
THE FIRST IN THE COUNTRY TO GET
JOE BIDEN’S HEATED SIDEWALKS?
[LAUGHTER]
>> HONESTLY, I THINK THAT THAT’S
KIND OF A WASTE OF MONEY.
>> WE DO NOT NEED HEATED
SIDEWALKS ON MAIN STREET.
WE DON’T HAVE ANY STORES THERE.
>> THE MONEY COULD PROBABLY BE
USED TOWARDS SOMETHING MORE
BENEFICIAL.
>> IT’S THE STUPIDEST THING THEY
EVER CAME OUT WITH.
THEY PUT HEATED SIDEWALKS IN AT
THE BIG APPLE AND IT ICES OVER
AND PEOPLE GET INJURED.
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THESE
HEATED SIDEWALKS AND ROADS ARE
GOING TO CROSS?
>> I’M SURE A FORTUNE.
>> $20 MILLION.
>> YEAH.
THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY.
>> WE COULD REBUILD THIS WHOLE
CITY WITH THAT MONEY.
>> 20 MILLION?
WOW.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
DOING IT?
>> YOU KNOW, FROM MY 32 YEARS OF
EXPERIENCE, THIS IS WHAT I
THINK, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THAT
MONEY IS GOING INTO SOME OF
THEIR POCKETS.
>> WAS IT A COMMUNITY DECISION.
>> NO.
I DON’T THINK IT WAS A COMMUNITY
DECISION.
>> WOULD YOU SAY HEATED
SIDEWALKS HAVE BEEN HIGH ON YOUR
PRIORITY LIST?
>> NO.
NO, THEY HAVEN’T, ACTUALLY.
>> NO.
THAT’S PROBABLY THE LAST THING I
THINK ABOUT.
>> IT’S TRULY A WASTE OF MONEY.
>> HONESTLY, FEELS A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING AND WE GOT ALL THAT
MONEY AND THAT’S WHAT WE ARE
PUTTING IT TOWARD.
>> IF YOU WERE THE MAYOR AND JOE
BIDEN GAVE YOU $20 MILLION, WHAT
WOULD YOU DO WITH IT HERE.
>> I WOULD FIX UP ALL THE
ABANDONED HOUSES, MAKE MORE
TREATMENT CENTERS AND DRUG
REHABS.
>> IS THERE A HUGE DRUG PROBLEM
HERE.
>> HUGE PROBLEM.
>> AFFORDABLE HOUSING.
>> WE HAVE 4 WHEELERS COME UP
HERE WE DON’T HAVE ONE HOTEL.
>> I WOULD HAVE A HOMELESS
SHELTER FOR THE PEOPLE.
>> PROGRAMS ON THE PEOPLE WHO
ARE ADDICTED TO THINGS.
THERE IS A LOT OF THAT GOING ON
AROUND HERE.
>> WE HAVE A LOT OF DRUG ADDICTS
THAT LIVE IN THE WOODS AND STUFF
HERE.
IT GETS BELOW ZERO.
MAYBE FOCUS ON HELPING THE
PEOPLE.
MAYBE IT’S 30 PEOPLE THAT LIVE
IN THE WOODS ADDICTED TO DRUGS.
AND I GUESS THE HOMELESS PEOPLE
WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP ON THE
SIDEWALKS AS WELL BECAUSE WE
HAVE GOT A LOT OF THEM AND I
GUESS THEY HAVE A NICE PLACE TO
STAY WARM NOW, HUH?
>> Jesse: "PRIMETIME" IS GOING
TO BE DOING A SERIES ON JOE
BIDEN’S INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS
BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO FOLLOW
WHERE THE MONEY IS GOING.
JOE HAS NOT BUILT A SINGLE
ELECTRIC CAR CHARGING STATION IN
TWO YEARS.
NOT A SINGLE ONE.
BUT HE HAS DRAINED OUR OIL
RESERVES.
BIDEN CAN’T MAKE BUT HE KNOWS
HOW TO TAKE, DOESN’T HE?
BUT THAT’S THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION’S BEAT.
REMEMBER, NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE
JOE’S ABILITY TO F THINGS UP.
HERE HE IS TODAY RATING RAIDING
RAINY DAY FUND.
>> THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
RELEASE ANOTHER
15 MILLION BARRELS FROM THE
STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE,
DRAWDOWNS FROM THE RESERVE SO
FAR HAVE PLAYED A BIG ROLE IN
BRINGING DOWN OIL PRICES,
BRINGING THEM DOWN.
>> Jesse: JOE JUST TOLD US THERE
WAS A HIGH CHANCE OF NUCLEAR
ARMAGEDDON.
THAT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE THE
TIME OF EMERGENCY YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SAVE UP FOR.
NOT DEMOCRATS LOSING THE SENATE.
THE REST OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE
JOE WASTED YELLING AT OPEC,
AMERICAN ENERGY PEOPLE AND GUYS
THAT OWN GAS STATIONS.
OUR VERY OWN STUPID SON OF A
BITCH PETER DOOCY ASKED THE
WHITE HOUSE WHAT’S THE STRATEGY?
>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
THEY ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO AN
ADMINISTRATION THAT IS
ULTIMATELY TRYING TO PUT THEM
OUT OF BUSINESS?
>> HOW IS THE ADMINISTRATION
TRYING TO PUT THEM OUT OF
BUSINESS?
>> WELL, THEY PRODUCE LOTS
FOSSIL FUELS.
AND THIS PRESIDENT SAYS HE WANTS
TO END FOSSIL FUELS.
>> Jesse: WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU
THE REST OF THE ANSWER BUT SHE
DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
BUT THEN ABOUT A MINUTE LATER
THE BAG GET LOVER SAYS SHE IS
CONSIDERING BANNING AMERICAN
OIL.
>> HOW IS THE ADMINISTRATION
CONSIDERING A BAN ON U.S.
PETROLEUM PRODUCTS?
>> SO, EVERYTHING IS ON THE
TABLE.
>> Jesse: DID YOU CATCH THAT?
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS
CONSIDERING BANNING U.S.
PETROLEUM PRODUCTS?
I’M GOING TO ASSUME THAT THE
FRENCH SOUFFLE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT
SHE IS TALKING WITH AND SHE
DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A PETROLEUM
PRODUCT IS.
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE IS WEARING
PETROLEUM PRODUCTS.
THERE IS PETROLEUM IN PLOWS
BUTTONS, HIGH HEELS, MAKEUP.
DON’T WORRY JOE WILL RESTOCK THE
RESERVES WHEN THE PRICE DIPS
DOWN TO $70 A BARREL.
BUT THEY BLOCKED TRUMP WHEN HE
WANTED TO RESTOCK WHEN OIL WAS
$24 A BARREL.
SO JOE IS DRAINING THE STOCKPILE
JUST LIKE HE DRAINED THE PPE
STOCKPILE.
REMEMBER?
JUST LIKE HE IS DRAINING OUR
WEAPONS STOCKPILE, THE CUPBOARDS
ARE GOING TO BE BEAR.
DON’T WORRY, BIDEN IS GOING TO
SELL TAXPAYER OIL TO CHINESE THE
COMPANIES WITH THE HUNTER
CONNECTION AND USE THE REVENUES
TO BUY GUNS FOR IRS AGENTS.
SEE HOW THIS WORKS?
AMERICAN ENERGY COMPANIES DON’T
GET TO DRILL, CREATE JOBS, AND
MAKE MONEY.
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION JUST
DOES BUSINESS DIRECTLY WITH THE
CHI COMMS TO PROP UP DEMOCRATS
BEFORE THE MIDTERMS.
DON’T WORRY JOE SAYS THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
>> IS IT POLITICALLY MOTIVATED
SIR?
>> NO, IT’S NOT.
>> THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE
MIDTERMS.
>> LOOK, IT MAKES SENSE.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR HOW
LONG NOW?
IT’S NOT POLITICALLY MOTIVATED
AT ALL.
IT’S MOTIVATED TO MAKE SURE THAT
I CONTINUE TO PUSH ON WHAT I
HAVE BEEN PUSHING ON.
>> Jesse: IT’S NOT POLITICAL
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR