- Hi, my name is Joyce.
Today I will be picking out
who is describing the ideal date in Spanish.
(upbeat Latin music)
- Hello, my name is Manny Giro.
- Hello, everyone.
My name is Ivan.
- Hi, everybody, Andrew Santiago here.
- And I'm here to kind of trick Joyce.
- Into thinking that--
- I'm the person she should choose to go on a date with.
- Well yeah, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be as sexy as I can,
being a Latino and using my sexy voice.
- You know, I have a feeling that Joyce knows
a little bit of Spanish, so I gotta be very,
you know, very strategic about it.
Because if I say like, bano,
she'll know what that means, I'm pretty sure.
- I don't really know that much Spanish.
I know what men are like.
I mean, look at me, a snack.
(upbeat Latin music)
Okay, bachelor number one.
Sit down.
- Hello, Joyce.
- So what do you do on a date?
(speaking Spanish)
Something about my house?
(speaking Spanish)
You're lying.
You're an actor, you're lying.
I know you're lying.
(laughs) You better (beep) stop it.
Second question, what will we eat on a date?
(speaking Spanish)
Mm-hmm.
(speaking Spanish)
Coquito.
(speaking Spanish)
Tomato, tomatoes?
(speaking Spanish)
Sorry, I just remembered something. (laughs)
- Oh, you're laughing.
- No, it's just--
- 'Cause you're not serious about me, Ivan.
- I am serious, that's just-- - You have another ho.
You have another ho.
- I'm Latino, what do you expect?
- (laughs) That's true. - I'm kidding.
(Ivan and Joyce chuckling)
- Ivan. (speaking Spanish)
I am writing some notes about you.
Tell me about a time you lied.
(speaking Spanish)
You're lying to me now.
Contestant number two.
- [Manny] Hola, Joyce.
- Hi, what's your name?
- Manny. - Manny.
(speaking Spanish)
Mucho gusto, me dear.
Tell me about this date.
(speaking Spanish)
Why does this date with me have a school bus,
and why are we going so fast?
(speaking Spanish)
(engine revving)
There was a boy like you once.
I was young, living in New York.
He was a cute Puerto Rican.
Said all these sweet, sweet words to me
about all the things he had done,
but frankly, he was talking about the alphabet.
Can I get contestant number three?
(speaking Spanish) Hi.
(speaking Spanish)
What we do on this date?
(speaking Spanish)
They're trying to throw me off, just like all my hos.
Okay, I know.
- [Producer] You made your decision?
- I made my decision.
So ladies and gents, because we all date,
when it comes to having many lovers
from many different countries,
there are certain things you start to notice
when they're bull (beep) you or not.
With Ivan, he's, I don't know if you know this, he's hot.
Look at that face.
But he pauses a lot and he thinks.
He's Puerto Rican, he's a fast talker,
he's a fast mover, he doesn't pause.
He enunciates when he speaks.
And this time, I saw him thinking a lot.
Next we have Manny.
Manny talks with his hands, passionate.
It's like going down the riviera
and meeting and seeing all these new things.
He's a person of the earth.
He moves with, like, certainty.
But when I heard the school bus I knew it was bull (beep).
Ain't nobody gonna put me on a bus, okay.
If it's not Uber Black then we're not going on a date.
(gentle chiming)
And then Andrew.
He came full frontal, didn't pause.
I don't know if it's bull (beep) or not,
but I think he's probably the best bet.
(gentle chiming)
- I'm safe for the next round.
- (laughs) You are.
So who was it?
- [Producer] Yeah, you guessed it.
(Joyce squealing)
- Oh my God! (group applauding)
Bad (beep), bad (beep), hey!
Guys, wow.
I am such a ho.
(upbeat electronic music)
- [Child] Pero Like.