(bright music)
- [Systems AI] Welcome to your first day on the job.
We trust you'll be a great asset to the company.
Great, great asset.
- Alright, The Lethal Company is sending us to a moon
to collect useful scrap.
Sell enough stuff, and we get to live.
We'll be scavenging abandoned mining facilities
overrun with...
Horrible monsters beyond your comprehension.
Any questions?
- Yeah, what?
- Valid question.
- What are the chances of survival?
- Ah, it says 0.1%.
- Hey, that's higher than I thought it would be.
- Oh sorry 0.01%.
- Ah, that makes more sense.
(space ship starts up)
(suspenseful music)
- We're landing on the moon now.
(door shifts open)
- Maybe they're just trying to scare us for our first day.
(computer beeping)
- Chances of survival just went down.
- We've got this.
(upbeat music)
(wind howling)
(sand rustling)
(upbeat music)
(footsteps pattering)
- We need to sell enough to make 130 credits.
- Let's try this door!
(monster growling)
(door slamming)
That door.
(footsteps scraping)
(suspenseful music)
- [Judah] Hey, yo, what is that?
Hey, yo, what is that!?
(Judah screams)
- I think he found something.
(suspenseful music)
(metal clanking)
(musical metal tapping and warping)
(ominous whirring)
(Josiah screams)
Okay.
Okay...
- Back to ship! Back to ship! Back to ship!
Wow, I can't believe we made it!
(wind howling)
(computer beeps)
(ship starts up)
(respawners buzzing)
- The last thing I remember
is being pulled off into a dark abyss.
- Well, we didn't hit quota so we have to go back in.
- Oh no.
(footsteps shuffling)
(ominous music)
- Ring the bell. - I don't wanna ring the bell.
- Just do it!
- Okay fine!
(bell rings)
(bell ring repeatedly)
(window shoves open)
- [Company Merchant] What do you have to sell?
- I have a plastic fish.
- [Company Merchant] Ugh okay,
I guess I'll buy your plastic fish.
Here's a few bucks.
(tentacle slaps)
(coins clatter)
Remember what happens if you don't make quota?
- You say we did a good job and get a ribbon?
- No, no, no, no, no, I made that up to comfort you.
(ominous choir sings)
- Man I can't believe I lost all my stuff.
- No, here you go.
I picked them up after you were dragged away
horribly by that monster.
- Thanks buddy.
- No problem.
(upbeat music)
- How many credits do we need to make to hit quota?
- Well, we need to make 130 credits
and the plastic fish sold for 19 bucks.
- Is this a bad time to mention
I lost my walkie-talkie and need a new one?
(ice-cream truck like music plays)
- So is it gonna come out or not?
(Micah yells)
- I got it.
- Okay time to think.
I'll be able to watch your radar locations here
and open doors for you.
And don't worry, this is a spaceship
with brand new technology.
Please start by coding the computer.
Oh, they're all gonna die.
(upbeat music)
- Ah.
- There was some dust on his pack and I, I got it.
- Just go with Judah.
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- Oh nice, a Rubik's cube!
(loot bug chitters)
(Micah and Judah scream)
(loot bug screams)
(Micah and Judah scream)
(loot bug screams)
(loot bug skitters)
Oh, he just stole my Rubik's cube.
That thing was worth like 50 bucks.
- That greedy little dude.
(upbeat music)
- A power apparatus, I wonder what it does.
- [Judah] Ah, the lights!
- [Micah] What happened!? Where is it!?
- [Judah] Darkness encompasses.
- [Micah] Oh. Oh, nevermind.
- [Judah] False Alarm.
Ah, we're not making it outta this!
- [Judah] Oh good, lights are back.
- [Micah] I might have overreacted a bit.
(upbeat music)
- Hey, that's weird. There's a red dot moving
really quickly towards you.
I wonder what that is.
Hey Josiah, turn around and tell me what that red dot is.
(monster snarls)
(ominous whirring)
Oh, and it's gone.
So was it nothing then? It was nothing, right?
(upbeat music)
- Hey Elijah, can you open up door B7 please?
- Yep sure thing, and there you go.
(random door opens)
- That was not door B7.
- [Elijah] Really? Hang on, and nope that's not it,
(random doors opening)
and nope hang on, that's not it nope,
and hang on, nope that's not it,
Nope, that's not it.
Boom! B7, I am so good at this.
(monsters growling)
But I'm not sure why you want me to open it.
There's a bunch of red dots on the other side
- [Both] Close it!
(computer beeps)
(door slams)
- Guys I think the red dots might be monsters.
(suspenseful music)
- A stop sign! We can use this to smack the monsters.
- Oh good, you're gonna save us all.
- That's what I'm saying.
(suspenseful music)
(Micah yells)
Oh my God!
Oh, oh my goodness, It's just a scarf.
- I got it! I got it, I got it!
Hold still I'm going again.
(Micah screams)
I got it!
(tense music)
- Go around the corner to see if
there's anything on the other side.
- Smart thinking.
(monster grumbles and sniffs)
- [Elijah] Whoa Micah. There's a red dot
like two feet in front of you.
(monster grumbles)
- You're a little late for that.
(Judah screams)
(monster growls)
(footsteps thud)
(loot bug chitters)
(monster roars)
- Ha ha! You can't get me.
My brain is too big for you.
Don't you dare.
(Judah yells)
(tense music)
- No Micah wait!
There's a red dot right next to you.
You need to turn left.
- Okay, okay, okay. I think I see the way to go.
Oh wow there are land mines.
- He didn't turn left.
(upbeat music)
- It's okay Elijah.
I have a ton of loot and I'm coming back to the ship!
Hmm, hmm, just gotta get across this chasm.
Yeah, I can make it. Yahoo!
(ship starts up)
(respawners buzzing)
- I love how someone just decided,
you know what this place needs? Landmines!
(ominous music)
(bell rings)
(window shoves open)
- [Company Merchant] What do you have to sell?
- Isn't there any other way to make money on this system?
- [Company Merchant] Not since you signed that contract.
- I am supposed to read those aren't I.
- Wait! I forgot a key from the first day that I could sell.
Oh, hang on. Here.
- [Company Merchant] This? This is, this is worthless.
- What!? You don't even know what it unlocks.
- [Company Merchant] Do you know what this unlocks?
- Something cool.
- [Company Merchant] I'll give you $3 for it.
- Sold!
(coins clatter)
- [Company Merchant] Last day,
if you don't sell enough to make quota
by this time tomorrow, you will be fired.
- You've made that very clear.
We have to sell enough to make 111 credits.
- We sold the key for three bucks. So that's, something.
(door screeches open)
- Let's do this!
(Judah yells)
- Hang on wait.
If we do the same thing we did, we won't make it.
- It's too many groups for Elijah to watch.
But if we stick together, he only has to watch one of us.
- But we could all go out at once.
- What are you holding?
- A walkie-talkie.
(bees buzz)
Ah, they found me!
You don't need your beehive you greedy bees.
(Judah screams)
- We'll huddle together around our one walkie-talkie.
- Then I'll only have to watch one radar
to warn about incoming dangers.
- And if you see any red dots, we'll find another path.
- Yeah, we can do this.
- Aren't you supposed to be nice
and make like Honey-nut Cheerios or something?
(Judah screams)
(upbeat music)
(Judah breathes heavily)
- Well was it worth it?
- I was not about to lose to the guy from the Bee Movie.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, we're loading. Let us know if any monsters come.
- We'll only grab the most valuable items.
- Dust pan?
- Absolutely! Hair brush?
- 100%! Jar of pickles?
- Is that even a question? Yes.
- Okay, let's take this loot back to the ship.
- [Elijah] Wait, there's a red dot right in front of you,
but it's not moving quickly. It's something different.
- We need to look.
(tense music)
- Oh, It's just goo.
- [Elijah] Do you want me to warn you
about the red dots or not?
- No, no. Keep going. My bad.
- Ew.
- [Elijah] Quick! There's a red dot
coming really quickly towards you.
- Oh, it's just a mannequin.
(everyone laughs)
- Okay, because we were pretty scared there for a second.
- Help me.
- It appears it only moved when we looked away.
- I think we all know what to do.
- Totally.
Josiah, keep eyes on the mannequin. Good luck.
- Okay.
- [Elijah] Mayday! There's a red dot
charging against you from your six!
(footsteps thumping)
(monster snarls)
(intense music)
- Ha! Idiot can't use doors.
(door handle rattles)
Nevermind.
(intense chase music)
(footsteps thumping)
(monster chomping)
(monster growls)
Judah, leave me! Get back to the ship!
- But if I leave now we won't hit quota.
(monster chomping)
- Judah, we can do this.
Look down at your feet.
I can detonate the landmine from here remotely.
Do you know what to do?
- Sacrifice myself in hopes it
appeases it and lets you all go.
- The other thing.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- [Elijah] Say when.
(intense music)
(Judah screams)
(monster growls)
(intense music)
(footsteps thumping)
- Elijah now!
(landmine explodes)
- [Elijah] So, did you die?
Is that a yes?
- Alright Elijah, me and Micah are headed
back to the ship!
Are we forgetting anything?
- I don't think so.
Hey buddy, it's time to go now.
- Oh good, I was worried you guys forgot about me.
- No, no, no. Alright, let's go now. Walk backwards.
(intense music)
- Wait! There's so much more loot in here.
- Hello? Leaving already?
- Or we could leave.
- Yeah, yeah I'm good with leaving.
(intense music)
- Elijah we're heading back. We should have enough loot.
- [Elijah] Wait. It's on the ship, It's on the ship!
(Elijah screams)
(walkie-talkie cuts out)
- Back inside?
- With the ghost girl?
- Ship it is.
- I don't see anything.
- Where'd he go?
- How did it get on the ship?
Nothing's ever gotten on the ship before.
- Did it come from the building?
- What could have gotten him, a shadow guy?
- They don't like light.
- [Judah] A thumper? No, that couldn't have been it.
- A roach guy? The mannequin?
- It doesn't matter. We close the doors and we leave.
We close the doors and we leave.
It'll be coming for us next!
(monster growls)
Get us outta here!
- The ship, start the ship, start the ship!
(intense music)
- It's trying to break the doors!
- I don't know which one!
- Elijah was the one who knew how to work the system!
I'm gonna try something!
- We need the light!
- I was trying things!
- It's almost in!
- I got it!
(ship starts up)
- I'm giving this place such a bad review online.
(ominous music)
(bell rings)
(window opens)
- [Company Merchant] Quite interesting.
Your quota to hit was 130 credits.
The total value of sold items equals exactly
109 credits.
You didn't hit your quota. You know what this means?
- Wait! Everyone wait here.
I forgot it in the ship.
- [Company Merchant] Oh my gosh!
Is that a beehive? How in the world did you?
I, I mean, wow cool beehive.
I'll give you a few bucks for it.
- What? No, you son of a goblin.
You were excited about it.
- [Company Merchant] What? No, No I wasn't.
I was buying it 'cause I felt bad for him.
(scanner beeps)
- This here says it's worth 130 credits!
- You pay up!
- [Company Merchant] Fine, I'll pay.
You guys, true professionals.
You hit quota.
- [All] Yeah!
(mysterious music)
(computer beeps)
(machine whirs to life)
(machine zaps)
(power shuts off)
(computer boots up)
(mysterious music)
- There has to be a way.
- With the credits we earned.
I just bought us a one-way ticket home!
- [All] Woo!
(happy and high energy music)